Blazefire

June 8th, 2010 at 3:04 PM ^

"Local marijuana user stumbles into closed but unlocked for morning workers donut shop jonesin' for some baked goods. Warned and released by police."

This is news?

Blue in Seattle

June 8th, 2010 at 3:15 PM ^

But I clicked on it anyway because it didn't have the name Demar Dorsey on it.

 

Hmmm, caught in a donut shop at 3am?  my guess is he was just poking the donut holes.

Blazefire

June 8th, 2010 at 8:25 PM ^

I will bet dollars to (hur!) doughnuts that the doors were unlocked and there were workers in the back getting ready to make the morning's first batch. He wanders by, stoned out of his mind, and sees a light on in the back of the kitchen somewhere, tries the door and finds it opens, enters, and then starts a drugged out rant demanding doughnuts.