Apparently, a group of men were arrested for rectal gold smuggling. Hoke was not named as a suspect. Maybe we should all be more careful with our incrimination of Coach.
Golden Poop Smuggling - Fear not, Hoke not Charged
That's what she said.
Hate to be the guy that had to test fire it.
Exactly how did they expect to shove gold up their asses and make it through the metal detector?
....here is a coupon for when they reach the drop-off location:
Hoke does not need to shove gold up his ass. He can produce gold poop!
We had to expect there'd be a black market for golden poop in the college football coaching ranks once Coach Hoke was hired. What now follows is going to be reminiscent of the early 80's cocaine epidemic. Non gold pooping coaches will go to great extremes to smuggle counterfeit golden poop to their universities. In this case they didn't succeed. Urban will be furious and somewhere in Columbus there's a shady middle man floating face down in a river.
www.poopsenders.com ? I'm sure those things would sell like hotcakes!
So they would sell as well as Michigan jerseys in Ohio?
I think Hoke has changed the tide on gold poop smuggling...
Tremendous avatar LOL
I spent 6 years in TEXAS rooting on the Wolverines
who doesnt like a good poop