I will enjoy this over the next 4-10 years and hope it never stops.
Costco size popcorn!
I will enjoy this over the next 4-10 years and hope it never stops.
Costco size popcorn!
Buckeye boners are the most bent boners in the whole boner galaxy. This is going to be an outstanding '11.
So in actuality this means 'good news'.
.....and the hits just keep on coming.
needz moar paint fumes
I can haz headache?
This kitten's glorious aura may enduce seizures
This cat scares me.
I have no idea on how to respond to this topic anymore, so here's a bunny with a pancake on its head.
This is exactly how I feel, and so I LOLed when I saw this.
MORE OSU NEWS?!?
I logged in just to say that.
I love simple things...
Braxton Miller has decided to transfer to Miami.
It does seem like they should lose quite a few players to transfer out of this, doesn't it? Maybe when the sanctions drop.
That would be orgasmic!
That said, at what point will we get sick of daily TSIO news?
I say, two or three decades, give or take.
Sometime after that.
Taking your question literally: after a few months of the all-popcorn diet, your muscles atrophy and you become very ill. That is the point in which we literally get sick from aOSU news.
Im tired of hearing this stuff lets just skip forward to August.
Don't know how long it will take, but I'm fairly certain I'll be taking the big dirt nap first.
@myguythetorg: Listen tomorrow peeps. Something more is brewing...........Yikes
about 2 hours ago
Let me get my popco... DAMNIT, I'm out of popcorn!!!
Paging Orville Schadenfreudenbacher...
Or E. Gordon Gee. He looks like he knows a thing or two about popcorn.
left? Did buckeye players and coaches murder cats and dogs, did they violate sheep or other small pasture animals...... The wait and see for what is next kills me, I tend to choke on popcorn, plus corn kernel supplies must be getting low. Pretzels with peanut butter marshmellow dip, thats next.
everybody murders cats and dogs.
Everybody cuts their limbs off with bolt cutters...
Was talking about Vick...
Just being themselves.
You're really marshing my mellow...
I can't get enough of your avatar.
I will need to go buy more.
Were a-buzzin. Rumor is people are uncovering years and years worth of NCAA infractions, even crimes. My dad, a CMU graduate, used to always tell me the story of one of his professors, who told them (in the midst of the Cold War), that were the Soviets to drop a nuke, he'd go to the top of Kelly Shorts stadium, drink a beer, and watch the most beautiful sunset of his life. I never thought that I would be able to use that as a comparable analogy.
Maybe the players are starting their exodus. Herron? Posey? Adams?
Boy I remember that fight. It was after Lemieux had cheap-shoted draper, right? Most gratifying ass whooping I've ever seen in hockey.
Best hockey fight of all time.
Win the admiration of your fellow boardies by being the first one to successfully guess the mystery scandal at tOSU !
I am going to go with AD Smith heading for greener pastures. The last time they had an unpleasant announcement to make, they did it on a holiday. I am going to extrapolate that the Friday afternoon timing is an indicator of more of the same. Stuff hasn't gotten bad enough for Gee to flee yet, so I am going with Smith.
Let the theories flow !
They don't seem to do well with holidays.
I think they just want to upstage our new unis reveal.
Maybe it won't even happen!
One can hope, right?
Ladies undergarments...underage players...German Porn...furry animals...and Thai sex-show tricks.
The signs were all there. We should've known. Just follow the paper trail.
TP has never set foot in a classroom at OSU, except to take his car to the gearheads for free repairs & maintenance.
on the official buckeye "nation" response:
Hitler's reaction to Tressel... :D
This needs to be front-paged. I laughed my ass off!
Yeah it is freaking hilarious. Whoever made that is a super genius.
Awesome. The only thing to make it better would be Gee's head on Hitler. Awesome.
I really needed to laugh today.... looks like I'll be laughing tomorrow as well!!
I'd be so happy to see that Hitler's back!
I thought they banned these from YouTube...
It's a good thing giant clown noses are red, because at least they'll go well with the OSU unis.
They also go well with bow ties (except bow ties on awesome former linebackers).
And guys like Dunn should shake free openly. Because even die-hards can't blame them now
I agree, if it's something like allegations against more staff members or athletes, those athletes rethinking their commitments will do some serious looking around. Dunn and Kalis could always come up and meet Magnuson and Jones this weekend.
More stuff from this guy
"it aint secret that was me on espn if u dont like it u can kiss my grandma azz n the country lol"
54 minutes ago via Mobile Web
I suspect there will be some more TP stuff.
all I can say is best 25th birthday ever if its as hardcore as it sounds......oh well I guess the whole uniform unveil on my bday kinda is a downer (no stripes!)
I am drowning in popcorn, over here.
This is all part of OSU's master plan to make UM fans/athletes fat from overconsumption. Then the pop warner team they'll be left fielding will be able to run circles around us.
Columbus is a pile of wood on a desert island...
You should spit in your mask before donning.
I can't help but think/hope this has got to involve their basketball team as well, you're telling me Greg Oden/Evan Turner/Mike Conley weren't driving around the same cars that Pryor was, we'll see though
Share the fire
... to the supplemental draft?
Please can it be that Fickell is complicit and therefore must be canned as well? I'd really like it if by August there were only graduate students coaching the team.
Do we know of an approximate time to when exactly the bad news is announced? I need to know when to get the popcorn ready.
If it's Torg and the Common man their show is later in the afternoon. 97.1 is a sports talk station so it could be at any moment.
As they're releasing this on the same day as our new uniforms, there's only one possibility.
tOSU has to wear our "throwback" jerseys for an entire year as punishment
I think that at this point the worst thing for them (and best thing for us) would be something to do with Braxton Miller. He is the only thing they have left resembling a QB, and it's not like they will be getting commitments from any players with a single other BCS offer for the next couple years.
This was my first thought. As people have noted, he had some tats of his own.
Kenny Guiton was photographed at Fine Line too. They could be down to 2 QBs, one of whom is in his mid-30s and hasn't shown much . . .
It would be nice to see how THEY handle having a QB with the talent level of a Nick Sheridan.
their personal penalties would probably be similar to AJ Green's and only cost them a few games. Plus I think Bauserman will be opening day starter regardless of their eligibility.
The tsuo athletic department is going to slap itself on the wrist.
...right after tying off and before firing up. Heroin is the only option for them at this point to try to dull the pain...
Is that Braxton Miller? Did he promise the tattoo shop owners that he will eventually give them Big 10 championship rings?
That is Miller, but who knows what he promised.
Yes. This is fucking hilarious!
Pure 100% Fine Line Columbian Ink!
In the words of Stewie Griffin, "Mmm yes, your anguish sustains me."
We're going to find out that Pryor has 4 kids with 3 different girls already. Which is terrible for the 4 kids but will be hilarious for all of us.
More violations. The more the merrier.
I LOVE THESE THREADS!!!
with fed crimes?
The weed mentioned at Fine Line would obviously pique their interest, as would TP income tax shenanigans pointed out elsewhere.
Also, there never seemed to be a follow-up on the rumour that they had paid Ted Ginn Sr. to funnel his players to them...oh my, wouldn't that just be an awful thing to find out.
Smith being canned, ahem, resigning, would just be par for the course at this point.
Somehow the Boren family business is involved. At this point, having Benedict Arnold's name come up is the only thing that could make this better. I don't know if I can take much more of this deliciousness.
I bit on the thread from last week that linked to the OSU Scout board's rumors that Michigan was involved too. It appeared to based on a rumor that some Michigan stuff was found at Fine Line too. The brightest minds in the OSU blogosphere couldn't figure out how it got there and concluded that Michigan players were going to Columbus for tatts. Now, I grant you these were wild assed rumors on the OSU Scout board - a source only slightly more reliable than the Free Press. However, it did make me wonder who in C-bus would have a bunch of old Michigan stuff he didn't need anymore and a weak moral compass. Now, who could that be?
Related to the original Notice of Allegations? Perhaps pushing back the August date to address new allegations?
This is like Christmas Eve!
Seriously. Turns out Boren traded some of his gold pants for a discount on his implants.
What'd he get, fat-relocation surgery?
That may be the ugliest thing I've seen in a long time. And I know ugly.
the entire operating room staff went blind.
I know I'm not supposed to hate on a college kid, and I don't know Boren whatsoever, but man.....the site of that guy makes my blood boil. And by virtue of "Mr. Family Values Snow Removal and Handyman's" comments and subsequent transfer, I don't like any of his brothers either.
Childish, I know. But then again, I'm middle-aged (&#$*rawr&!@$*) and spent a ridiculous amount of time devoted to MGoBlog and all things Michigan football.
"a man with some brand spankin new tits!"
This comment and the pic was full, so I'll posbang this post, which is also good.
How did we get here? If only the third, hairiest tit sprouting out from between your shoulder pads had as much substance as the two on your chest....*sigh*
Send Stanford and Adolphus Washington on up to A2
I'll see your Washington and Stanford and I'll raise you a Dunn and a Pittman . . .
Even Denard's smile can't make those things look good!
The gigantic right arm and the puny left make it appear that Denard's head has been photoshopped onto Conelius Jones' body
He's been jerking it a lot...
I did manage to get a picture of Tressel:
Or if you prefer:
A cheetah...get it...
My inside source - the US Attorney's office prosecuting the tatoo artist/drug dealer - says that SI has been here with their team of lawyers investigating allegations of - get ready for it - POINT SHAVING.
Personally I don't know how you shave points in football, especially since they always seem to cover. I guess they rarely cover the under, which does play right into the vest's offensive philosophy. Right or wrong if that one goes public - KABOOM!
Loving the front row seat here in a very sullen CBus. It's awesome right now to be blue in central ohio.
That one doesn't excite me as much, becuase it doesn't invite punishment to the institution. Just to the players involved. No institution could ever be motivated to tolerate this.
I thought teh Basketball team was going to be exposed as welll. Maybe thats the Point Shaving?
I can't stop laughing.
My spidey sense tells me that this one will be a disappointment, like the SI article.