Ladies undergarments...underage players...German Porn...furry animals...and Thai sex-show tricks.
Get Your Buckets of Popcorn Ready Again
The signs were all there. We should've known. Just follow the paper trail.
TP has never set foot in a classroom at OSU, except to take his car to the gearheads for free repairs & maintenance.
on the official buckeye "nation" response:
Hitler's reaction to Tressel... :D
This needs to be front-paged. I laughed my ass off!
Yeah it is freaking hilarious. Whoever made that is a super genius.
Awesome. The only thing to make it better would be Gee's head on Hitler. Awesome.
I really needed to laugh today.... looks like I'll be laughing tomorrow as well!!
I'd be so happy to see that Hitler's back!
I thought they banned these from YouTube...
It's a good thing giant clown noses are red, because at least they'll go well with the OSU unis.
They also go well with bow ties (except bow ties on awesome former linebackers).
And guys like Dunn should shake free openly. Because even die-hards can't blame them now
I agree, if it's something like allegations against more staff members or athletes, those athletes rethinking their commitments will do some serious looking around. Dunn and Kalis could always come up and meet Magnuson and Jones this weekend.
More stuff from this guy
"it aint secret that was me on espn if u dont like it u can kiss my grandma azz n the country lol"
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I suspect there will be some more TP stuff.
all I can say is best 25th birthday ever if its as hardcore as it sounds......oh well I guess the whole uniform unveil on my bday kinda is a downer (no stripes!)
I am drowning in popcorn, over here.
This is all part of OSU's master plan to make UM fans/athletes fat from overconsumption. Then the pop warner team they'll be left fielding will be able to run circles around us.
Columbus is a pile of wood on a desert island...
You should spit in your mask before donning.
I can't help but think/hope this has got to involve their basketball team as well, you're telling me Greg Oden/Evan Turner/Mike Conley weren't driving around the same cars that Pryor was, we'll see though
Share the fire
... to the supplemental draft?
Please can it be that Fickell is complicit and therefore must be canned as well? I'd really like it if by August there were only graduate students coaching the team.
Do we know of an approximate time to when exactly the bad news is announced? I need to know when to get the popcorn ready.
If it's Torg and the Common man their show is later in the afternoon. 97.1 is a sports talk station so it could be at any moment.
As they're releasing this on the same day as our new uniforms, there's only one possibility.
tOSU has to wear our "throwback" jerseys for an entire year as punishment
I think that at this point the worst thing for them (and best thing for us) would be something to do with Braxton Miller. He is the only thing they have left resembling a QB, and it's not like they will be getting commitments from any players with a single other BCS offer for the next couple years.
This was my first thought. As people have noted, he had some tats of his own.
Kenny Guiton was photographed at Fine Line too. They could be down to 2 QBs, one of whom is in his mid-30s and hasn't shown much . . .
It would be nice to see how THEY handle having a QB with the talent level of a Nick Sheridan.
their personal penalties would probably be similar to AJ Green's and only cost them a few games. Plus I think Bauserman will be opening day starter regardless of their eligibility.
The tsuo athletic department is going to slap itself on the wrist.
...right after tying off and before firing up. Heroin is the only option for them at this point to try to dull the pain...
Is that Braxton Miller? Did he promise the tattoo shop owners that he will eventually give them Big 10 championship rings?
That is Miller, but who knows what he promised.
Yes. This is fucking hilarious!
Pure 100% Fine Line Columbian Ink!
In the words of Stewie Griffin, "Mmm yes, your anguish sustains me."
We're going to find out that Pryor has 4 kids with 3 different girls already. Which is terrible for the 4 kids but will be hilarious for all of us.
More violations. The more the merrier.
I LOVE THESE THREADS!!!
with fed crimes?
The weed mentioned at Fine Line would obviously pique their interest, as would TP income tax shenanigans pointed out elsewhere.
Also, there never seemed to be a follow-up on the rumour that they had paid Ted Ginn Sr. to funnel his players to them...oh my, wouldn't that just be an awful thing to find out.
Smith being canned, ahem, resigning, would just be par for the course at this point.
Somehow the Boren family business is involved. At this point, having Benedict Arnold's name come up is the only thing that could make this better. I don't know if I can take much more of this deliciousness.