Is this real life?
this week in unintentionally grim-sounding recruiting headlines
Is this real life?
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
You're doing it wrong Texas
Oh....this is for real?
This all but guarantees I will be demanding the Longhorn Network from my cable provider just to witness the epic tire fire for the rest of this season. TX plays Baylor Dec. 7--after the Longhorns may have given up on their season. How many rushing yards will Baylor have? A thousand?
Is Mack Brown in the midst of the most epic troll in CFB history? Johnny Manziel teaching Sunday School is not as bad as GERG being allowed to run a college defense
1) TWIS is going to epic this week.
2) Mother of God what is Baylor going to do to Texas' defense?
I guess Texas is throwing in the towel already...
Not enough lolz.
This is for real?
You know what they say: fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me. C'mon Texas. Just wow.
Greg is his handler.
In all seriousness, is he going to bring the beaver with him or buy a stuffed Bevo to motivate his defense?
Maybe Mack is trying to force his AD's hand to fire him and pay the buyout?
Once Diaz left his office, I am going to a wager a guess that Mack Brown thought, "Who in the world gives up 550 yards rushing to another team?" and who should walk into the office but...well...
The guy who shut us down in the bowl game a few years ago? I thought that guy was pretty solid. Apparently, not.
Yeah everybody was in love with Diaz after having a top 15 D in his first year at Miss St. Maybe too small a sample size?
More likely that Mack was forced to make the hire (he was) and wasn't comfortable, kept meddling, and brought in GERG as a video analyst so he could do this after one disaster.
Mack is a terrible coach who had a pre insane Vince Young dropped at his doorstep.
Apparently, he said no to Mainzel and that guy at FSU for QB.
I tend to think it's more late stage imperial decline. You see it with most good coaches as they get old.
bring in GERG, have everyone blame GERG for the tire fire, and then fire GERG, de facto improve, and then fans love the mackdaddy.
Good time for the stuffed beaver salesmen in Austin.
Moved to ATX and he follows me here. Mack Brown is literally senile. Time to clean out the entire house here in Austin.
This is one of a few headlines to come ending with 'Mack Brown fired after bowl loss'
Baylor may rush for 1,000 yards and put up 90. Hyperbole.
I certainly wouldn't rule out 700 yards of offense and 60 points though
STFU. it's just not possible
You know what they say; if its broke, don't fix it.
Hysterical. Texas has gone from elite to a joke. Yay! GERG
The list of unemployed coaches is pretty thin this time of year. Even Jay Hopson has an HC job.
I'm pretty sure that no one would be better than Gerg. I mean, like, have no one be your DC. Just an empty chair. Let the players figure it out, let the position coaches cooperate, let the head coach do it (and that's given the fact that Mack is senile) - any of these would be better than hiring Gerg.
I be like wtf. You can't make this stuff up.
I have a feeling that the next Brown presser starts with...
that I be able to upvote this.
Brian Cook, tear down this wall!
Lololololol. Goooooood luck with that Texas…
They seemingly gave up infinite yards without GERG. It can't get worse...can it?
Gerg can give up infinite plus 1
but congratulations on successfully blocking out the 2009 and 2010 defenses from your memory. I'm getting close
And yet...2010 happened. Somehow. Someway. The only reason Michigan won more games that year was the offense.
It can ALWAYS get worse.
I guess its time to play who will get canned first Mack Brown, Lane Kiffen, or other.
It's pretty quiet around Austin today. I think they are so much in shock from last night, the real nature of this new disaster has not set in. I will say, a few of the local radio talking heads were concerned this could happen and it would completely sink UT's season. Guess I will be getting more free tickets to the games this year than I know what to do with.
Texas to hire Matt Millen as General Manager.
You win the internet.
Breaking news: Matt Millen hires Charlie Weis as new head coach. Front Butt hires Bollman/Greg Davis as co-OCs and promotes Gerg to DatBullDC4Life with a contract that doubles Kirk Ferentz's buyout clause.
Is still trying to find a way to pick up a turd by the clean end.
Bobby Petrino. Dear WKU, Pat Narduzzi.