Gentlemen Clubs in AA?
My man and I are coming up from VA for the PSU game. I saw a bunch of threads that recommend good bars in AA but none for strip clubs. A google search shows that the nearest one is in Detroit??? I know that has got to be wrong. Any suggestions on were to go?
October 19th, 2009 at 7:45 PM ^
The Deja Vu in Ypsi is a classy establishment.
http://www.dejavu.com/club.asp?c=8216
October 19th, 2009 at 7:49 PM ^
See a one legged stripper named Chloe.
October 19th, 2009 at 7:55 PM ^
Hey there is a very nice young lady there who may or may not have a full set of teeth. She told us that she likes dancing to a particular song because it reminds her of her man who was spending his evenings as a guest of the Washtenaw County Penitentiary.
October 20th, 2009 at 3:13 PM ^
is Eileen.
Unless she is asian, in which case it is Irene.
there is a Mexican stripper there with no legs named Consuelo
sorry, slow day
October 19th, 2009 at 7:53 PM ^
Deja Vu is brutal. The girls are naked, some are cute, but thats as far as I'd go with that place. They don't serve alcohol, that about did it in for me.
I'd go to the Landing Strip in Livonia.
EDIT: I think its called the Flight Club actually. I'll look it up right now.
EDIT EDIT: So, it is called the Flight Club and its located in Inkster. Go there.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:03 PM ^
flight club +1. went there with some friends for a bachelor party. top notch.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:09 AM ^
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:05 PM ^
... about the Flight Club, but bring a thick wallet (or a full purse).
October 20th, 2009 at 12:09 AM ^
Fuck the flight club (in Inkster, not Livonia, BTW). Go across the street to Bogart's for a real rough time. You'll see what I mean when you get there.
October 21st, 2009 at 3:37 PM ^
actually located in Romulus "The gateway to the World". Discount lap dances for fans in M garb
October 19th, 2009 at 7:49 PM ^
Damn, no alcohol = Strip Club FAIL. Thanks for the heads up...
October 19th, 2009 at 7:52 PM ^
If you want naked chicks you have to give up the alcohol. I am pretty sure its against the law for a strip club to be full nudity and serve alcohol. I would man up and go to the Vu in Ypsi, the girls are desperate college chicks looking for cash.
October 20th, 2009 at 4:24 PM ^
They may be desperate, but I'm not sure that most of them are in college...
October 19th, 2009 at 7:54 PM ^
Darn the Michigan Regents for putting a stop to the striper wearing a Michigan cheerleading outfit!!!
October 19th, 2009 at 7:58 PM ^
...Cheetah's of Windsor. Decent place, full nudity, and alcohol all under one roof.
They also have giant TV screens if the ladies on hand just aren't doing it for you.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:23 PM ^
A friend of mine just took her boyfriend and a bunch of his friends there for his birthday and I heard good things.
Also, I'm not sure if this is true in Windsor, but my friend from Toronto says you're supposed to put your tip in a bucket. Apparently it is not acceptable to throw loonies and toonies at the dancers.
...I suspect this is why the Sacajawea dollar never really took hold in the US.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:40 AM ^
Not sure about the buckets...I usually just take my half-chewed piece of gum, affix it to the loonie and stick it to the dancer's leg.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:28 PM ^
Last time I was at Cheetah's (early 2008) they were very accepting of American Dollars.
On a related note: While in Germany, I wondered how to tip the strippers there, being that the lowest bill denomination they have is 5 Euros. As it turns out, they system that they have is far more awesome than I could have ever imagined.
When you go into the club, you trade say, a 20 Euro bill for 20 fake, printed out bills of what can only be described as "stripper money." You then tip the stripper with that.
October 20th, 2009 at 11:45 PM ^
Just like Disney Dollars and Toys 'R Us Geoffrey Dollars!!!
October 21st, 2009 at 3:31 PM ^
Yeah, but what are you going to do with $50 in left over "Beaver Bucks" when you leave?
October 19th, 2009 at 8:27 PM ^
Only club where I didn't feel dirty coming out of. It feels like a normal bar that just happens to have beautiful, naked women in it.
Note: If you like the whole close dancing, rubbing thing, Canada is not the place. Stricter rules.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:21 PM ^
I see you've never heard of a place called "Montreal."
Also: My lone experience at cheetahs I got a rather friendly dance where a scripper (thanks Pacman) putting her mouth on a certain part of mine through my khakis....if it gets wilder than that in the states I'm sure they'd handout penicillin with your cover charge.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:24 AM ^
For a second, I thought you were talking about Cheetah's on the strip.
That's pretty nice and sleazy.
October 21st, 2009 at 4:06 PM ^
pretty nice and sleazyjust the way i like my ladies.
October 20th, 2009 at 5:36 PM ^
Man up a little bit, dish out the money and get your man a shower with two lovely ladies on stage....My 19th birthday was fantastic...
October 19th, 2009 at 7:54 PM ^
1. Do they have strip clubs in college towns in VA?
2. Do you always do strip club reconnaissance when you travel with "your guy?"
(and if the answer to #2 is yes, do you have a sister?)
October 19th, 2009 at 8:00 PM ^
College Park, MD had a couple but they really sucked...not sure if they are still in business.
We hit up Hustler in Baltimore every now and then, last time was for the MD-California game.
Yes I have a sister. And I know where you are going with that...if that's how you feel, fair enough, don't attend one.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:02 PM ^
... around these parts, the clubs across the Detroit River in Canada are referred to as the "Windsor Ballet."
And yes I consider myself a patron of the fine arts...
October 19th, 2009 at 8:51 PM ^
you appear to be a woman who likes to go to strip clubs, so he wants to know if you have a sister who he can date who also likes to go to strip clubs - quite the opposite of being against them.
October 20th, 2009 at 3:08 PM ^
I think he wants to meet your sister, assuming you are a woman who is taking your man to a strip and NOT a guy who would refer to a friend as 'your man', because then you wouldn't likely be looking for this kind of strip club.
If your sister is in California, send me her deets ;)
October 19th, 2009 at 7:57 PM ^
I know Baltimore and West Virginia (2 closest places for me) allow nudity and serve gonorrh--er--alcohol.
Montreal...WOW...best place EVER for a strip club. I'd recommend Solid Gold to anyone who goes there.
Vu and Flight Club...we will look into it. Much obliged.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:09 PM ^
where all have you been to in WV??
October 19th, 2009 at 8:16 PM ^
Martinsburg...Legz and...Divas I think, I forget the name of the one next door to Legz.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:19 AM ^
Is nearly as good as Montreal, and not as far away. Rather liberal attitude toward contact, as well.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:00 PM ^
IU must have hit the strip clubs hard in C'ville to lose to UVA by that much
October 19th, 2009 at 8:03 PM ^
Not sure how to interpret "my man and I..." You might want to check out Danny's of Windsor.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:04 PM ^
The bouzouki lounge by Greektown Casino, ask for Angel, she will give ya a yank.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:10 PM ^
we went there one time and my buddy got a water,it was 10 bucks!! my shot,was 22 bucks! rip off!!!
October 19th, 2009 at 8:09 PM ^
Is this post from the Redneck Rocker?
October 19th, 2009 at 8:19 PM ^
Try Miceli's Corner in Harrison. It's worth the drive.
http://www.miceliscorner.com/
October 20th, 2009 at 2:49 AM ^
I have been there. Better take the truck with a gun rack if you want to fit in. A pack of smokes is great to have because on a slow night the girls will dance for a cigarette and be happy to do it. Classy place.
October 20th, 2009 at 6:02 PM ^
Yep, you've clearly been there. Wasn't sure anyone on the Blog would admit to it.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:03 AM ^
is they actually have extended hours for deer hunting season ... my kinda place
October 20th, 2009 at 11:34 PM ^
I have seen this place on that beloved corner since i was born (my granddad lives just off of Rogers Rd) and I've never dared go in since I was "of age"
October 21st, 2009 at 3:58 PM ^
but come on .. open extra for deer hunting ... i think i might have to go just for that
October 19th, 2009 at 8:20 PM ^
And live in the Detroit area. Here it goes:
The closest is Deja Vu in Ypsi...wouldn't recommend it. It's a "first strip club on your 18th birthday" type place...girls are cut college/hs(!!) types that might live with their parents in the nearest Ypsi trailer park.
I would recommend renting a hotel somewhere in the Detroit area and going to (not necessarily in this order:)
1) Flight Club in Inkster (Michigan Ave) - Fine establishment....top notch ladies, but very expensive.
2) Penthouse Club (8 Mile Road in the D) - Another fine establishment, made a big splash when it opened about 1.5 years ago. Great women, nice atmosphere...expensive as well.
3) Trumpps (8 Mile Road in the D) - Another fine establishment, a step below Penthouse
4) The Coliseum (8 Mile Road in the D - Near Gratiot) - Large, imposing structure on 8 Mile. Great atmosphere there have got to be 100 girls dancing on any given night.
5) Hustler Club (Lincoln Park off I-75 and Outer Drive) - This is brand new and I don't even know if it is open yet. Find out if it is and give it a try.....and let me know because I might be down there soon.
My recommendation would be to lodge it up in the Detroit area (somewhere in Oakland County/Downtown), enjoy the game...and then make your way back to 8 Mile Road for a victory celebration.
Penthouse, Trumps, and the Coliseum are all within a short drive of eachother, all on 8 Mile. There are also about a half dozen others on 8 Mile, but I wouldn't recommend them because they might be short on teeth and safety.
Have fun!
October 19th, 2009 at 8:26 PM ^
Negs me for that post?
Honestly, the guy asked a question and I answered it to the best of my abilities.
If the question were "OT: Glory Holes in Ann Arbor," I'm sure the MGoBlogger that negged me would have answered that question as thoroughly as I did this one....and I wouldnt have negged him for it.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:26 PM ^
of the good clubs in the area. +1 Don't waste your time or money on deja vu!
October 19th, 2009 at 10:47 PM ^
Thank you sir.
I'm thinking 8 mile might be a drive....but I'm sold on Flight Club. Also someone below mentioned "Subi's"....could you 2nd that choice? The girls there look like you could sit down and talk for a bit before dancing. I prefer slow and steady as a change up to the quick hustling technique.
October 20th, 2009 at 8:47 AM ^
Then...I've been there once, on a weekday during the day, and it was pretty laid back (it was a work celebration, ppl!).
You could do Flight Club then hit up Subi's Lounge.
Other than that, try 8 Mile and you'll be good.