Gentlemen Clubs in AA?
My man and I are coming up from VA for the PSU game. I saw a bunch of threads that recommend good bars in AA but none for strip clubs. A google search shows that the nearest one is in Detroit??? I know that has got to be wrong. Any suggestions on were to go?
October 20th, 2009 at 8:50 AM ^
I've been to some pretty good ones in Toronto, but Windsor is garbage....
Women are good looking and fully nude, but not any better than you can get in SE Mich....plus, dancing rules are very strict and they seem to abide by them.
Stay Stateside, it's your best bet.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:34 AM ^
I grew up near there and know the manager. It's a decent place, but not the place you want to drive from Ann Arbor to go. If you're going to make the drive, visit the following in this order:
(1) Flight Club - approx 25 min from AA
(2) Penthouse Club (on 8 mile) approx 20 min from Flight Club
If you're still not satisfied, continue down 8 mile to either Trump's or Colliseum. However, talent-wise, the Flight Club is top-notch. It is a bit pricey, but you'll enjoy it. Penthouse is not too far behind, and a little bit cheaper. Subi's is good for it's area, but again, not worth the drive from AA.
Another route is Michigan Ave from the Flight Club. When you head East, there are the following places in Dearborn (all about 10 min from the Flight Club): Silver Cricket, BT's and Pantheon Club. All are decent, a step down from Flight Club / Penthouse.
Keep going East and you'll get into Detroit and some more clubs down Michigan Ave. These are another step-down, and I would not reccomend them. The above places should keep you more than occupied! Enjoy!
October 19th, 2009 at 11:01 PM ^
Listen to Raback, he about nails it down...Everything he says is accurate. Flight Club has some incredible talent, but you are going to pay for it. And for those who keep mentioning Canada, all I can say is that yes you do get booze and full nude across the border, but the rules seem a lot more tightly followed by our neighbors to the north. Things seems to get a lot crazier a lot quicker in Detroit. At least that is my experience...
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October 20th, 2009 at 12:26 AM ^
I can confirm the Vu high school girl thing.
I used to work at a retail local music store frequented by a girl that was in her high school jazz band. Went to the Vu one day (on a date with another girl, no less), and she was working there. That was incredibly awkward.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:30 PM ^
This thread is why I wish MGoBoard v1.0 (in the WAY back days) would have stuck when I was still at Michigan.
October 19th, 2009 at 8:51 PM ^
At the very least, this is a class-A case of the "OT" qualifier.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:04 PM ^
Hey, try the Necto. I heard they have great spirits. Go to the door and ask for "Boren".
October 19th, 2009 at 9:26 PM ^
Subis on Fort st and Northline in Southgate is worth it. Nice price point (no cover before 10p I think). Nice enough girls. the only downfall is if you're from downriver you probably sat next to most of these girls in HS.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:47 PM ^
I just checked out the website...I'm liking the sound of this place. How much are dances? Champagne rooms?
October 20th, 2009 at 11:37 PM ^
$20 a dance. Never did the champagne room.
October 19th, 2009 at 9:54 PM ^
because you cant have both full nudity and drink ... i suggest saving your time by not going to detriot and just getting really hammered and then going to the vu in ypsi ... then you get the best of both worlds
October 19th, 2009 at 10:04 PM ^
I've heard a couple remarks about how expensive a strip club is... The only places I've ever been are in Vegas so maybe my perception of what expensive means is skewed (had a buddy spend 7k in a night before).
What does "expensive" mean?
October 19th, 2009 at 10:09 PM ^
Makin' it rain
October 19th, 2009 at 10:25 PM ^
My definition:
You have to go to the VIP and spend $400 to get any real "action". The VIP price differs by city though ($200 in Vegas for 30 mins, but $400 in Chicago, go figure).
The best clubs are the ones that offer 3 dances for less than $75 bucks. I think 3 dances for $100 is pretty standard (can still be viewed as expensive though), and anything over that (like in Chicago) is definitely expensive.
For all of the Chicago guys out there, Pink Monkey isn't bad (BYOB, nice girls), but The Industrial Strip in Hammond, IN is where you need to go. Waterbed is all I gotta say.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:27 PM ^
I prefer not having to pay over $100 to not get laid.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:13 PM ^
Could someone tell me how this is not incredibly offtopic? Preferably with a clever one-liner?
October 19th, 2009 at 10:59 PM ^
Here's the connection with UM football: prior to the 9/11 over-stadium flying ban, a large number of the banners towed by planes over the stadium were for strip clubs. Deja Vu in Ypsi would waive cover with ticket stubs, and the much-missed free football guides given away near the stadium were packed with ads from Deja Vu, The Landing Strip, Flight Club, etc.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:01 PM ^
I miss the banner planes
October 20th, 2009 at 2:53 PM ^
they are ostensibly discussing a spread option?
October 19th, 2009 at 10:15 PM ^
fun post-game celebration = watching naked ladies
October 19th, 2009 at 10:31 PM ^
Are in Windsor. But you'll need a passport to get there.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:07 AM ^
If you're planning on visiting any clubs in Windsor, you'll need a passport to get there and back.
Skip Windsor and keep the money here in Michigan.
October 19th, 2009 at 10:50 PM ^
If you're flying in, I think there is a Landing Strip in
Romulus, right by the airport in addition to the one in
Livonia, I know there used to be one there.
As far as the Vu, I went to one in Lansing, and the lack
of alcohol made it less than a good experience, because I
couldn't even drink the girls pretty. Maybe they look
better in Ypsi, and it's always nice to help a girl make
her way through college.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:15 AM ^
There are no strip clubs in Livonia. The residents would go nuts. Trust me on this one. Hell, there was public outcry when they tried to put a Hooters in, with people in the local paper declaring "This is Livonia, DAMN IT, and we have a reputation to uphold" -- ironic since the location in which they were trying to put a Hooters was less than a block from the Lakepointe Yacht Club, which is considerably more sleazy than Hooters. But it's not a strip club.
October 19th, 2009 at 11:48 PM ^
If you are looking for more than a lap dance, may I suggest B.T.'s in Dearborn. Never been there personally, but friends have told me they left satisfied ;)
October 20th, 2009 at 12:03 AM ^
Not only are you coming all the way way from VA to attend a Michigan football game, you're also taking him to the strip club? You sound like the woman of every man's dreams.
October 20th, 2009 at 12:28 AM ^
Do the scuz tour. Hit up Legs in Ypsi, Bogart's in Inkster, Atlantis Lounge in Allen Park, and Henry VII in Inkster. You'll wish you didn't know the definition of the phrase "strip club."
October 20th, 2009 at 9:57 AM ^
You are one sleazy bastard. Henry the VIII's is the nastiest strip dive I've seen outside of Thailand. Legs is a good alternative for the Ypsi area, but it's called something different now.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:01 AM ^
I had heard that Legs was shut down. Not so?
October 20th, 2009 at 3:04 PM ^
Check out the reviews.I guess you can change the name, not the experience.
http://detroit.citysearch.com/profile/5175802/belleville_mi/john_s_hot_…
Highlight: No matter how low your expectations are for a strip club, Leggs is sure to go below. Perhaps the stretch marked, overweight, large gut type of lady is what you are into? If so, Leggs is just the place for you. Otherwise, you had better steer clear. You can find much better looking girls pretty much anywhere, and don't have to pay for them. Frankly, I would have preferred to pay the dancers to put their clothes on so I could eat a hot dog from their gourmet buffet than lose my lunch looking at them.
Pros: Exits clearly marked.
Cons: The girls take their clothes off.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:40 AM ^
just thinking about those places!?! lol... Have to admit, been to them all!
October 20th, 2009 at 1:17 AM ^
Buying 5 drinks at Rick's will get you more action than spending $500 at a strip club.
Just sayin'.
October 20th, 2009 at 10:09 AM ^
skeeps is your best shot thou
October 20th, 2009 at 5:54 PM ^
Legz has a very quaint and cozy mattress room in the basement I've heard. A very wholesome family environment on the creepy side of creepy.
October 21st, 2009 at 10:35 AM ^
I had a friend who used to dance at both. Ypsi Deja Vu isn't very nice at all. Leggs is worse.
Flight Club is okay, but be very careful which way you drive to and from it. The area east of the Airport is dicey. The best way in and out for a non-local resident is to come over from the airport skirting the north or south boundry, and go back the same way.
(I am not talking City of Detroit Cass bad, but bad enough to need caution as an out of town visitor)
Under no circumstances should you attempt to visit Detroit clubs at night without a trusted native guide. Detroit itself can go from nice to third world in two blocks.
As for the advice about Ricks and Scorekeepers, I second. Go in there with the same money you were going to spend on strippers and use it to buy undergrad women drinks. 75% chance of scoring, and if you tell them the whole story of why you are there 90% chance of seeing tits.