Deja Vu in Ypsi
Yeah if you want to
See a one legged stripper named Chloe.
I once had to comfort Cap'n Crunch after he had been sailing for 7 years only to come home to his wife in bed with Count Chocula.
Hey there is a very nice
Hey there is a very nice young lady there who may or may not have a full set of teeth. She told us that she likes dancing to a particular song because it reminds her of her man who was spending his evenings as a guest of the Washtenaw County Penitentiary.
I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.
Her name, I believe,
is Eileen.
Unless she is asian, in which case it is Irene.
there is a Mexican stripper there with no legs named Consuelo
sorry, slow day
Deja Vu is brutal. The girls
Deja Vu is brutal. The girls are naked, some are cute, but thats as far as I'd go with that place. They don't serve alcohol, that about did it in for me.
I'd go to the Landing Strip in Livonia.
EDIT: I think its called the Flight Club actually. I'll look it up right now.
EDIT EDIT: So, it is called the Flight Club and its located in Inkster. Go there.
flight club +1. went there
flight club +1. went there with some friends for a bachelor party. top notch.
The first rule of Fight Club
The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club.
Go Blue!
Agreed...
... about the Flight Club, but bring a thick wallet (or a full purse).
Fuck the flight club (in
Fuck the flight club (in Inkster, not Livonia, BTW). Go across the street to Bogart's for a real rough time. You'll see what I mean when you get there.
...and by that, I mean helter-skelter, willy-nilly and putt-putt!
The Landing Strip is
actually located in Romulus "The gateway to the World". Discount lap dances for fans in M garb
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Damn, no alcohol = Strip Club
Damn, no alcohol = Strip Club FAIL. Thanks for the heads up...
If you want naked chicks you
If you want naked chicks you have to give up the alcohol. I am pretty sure its against the law for a strip club to be full nudity and serve alcohol. I would man up and go to the Vu in Ypsi, the girls are desperate college chicks looking for cash.
Eh....
They may be desperate, but I'm not sure that most of them are in college...
Oprah's Minge.
I highly recommend...
...Cheetah's of Windsor. Decent place, full nudity, and alcohol all under one roof.
They also have giant TV screens if the ladies on hand just aren't doing it for you.
"Stats are for losers. The final score is for winners." -Bill Belichick
A friend of mine just took
A friend of mine just took her boyfriend and a bunch of his friends there for his birthday and I heard good things.
Also, I'm not sure if this is true in Windsor, but my friend from Toronto says you're supposed to put your tip in a bucket. Apparently it is not acceptable to throw loonies and toonies at the dancers.
...I suspect this is why the Sacajawea dollar never really took hold in the US.
The world looks better through maize mirror tint.
Not sure about the buckets...
Not sure about the buckets...I usually just take my half-chewed piece of gum, affix it to the loonie and stick it to the dancer's leg.
Last time I was at Cheetah's
Last time I was at Cheetah's (early 2008) they were very accepting of American Dollars.
On a related note: While in Germany, I wondered how to tip the strippers there, being that the lowest bill denomination they have is 5 Euros. As it turns out, they system that they have is far more awesome than I could have ever imagined.
When you go into the club, you trade say, a 20 Euro bill for 20 fake, printed out bills of what can only be described as "stripper money." You then tip the stripper with that.
Awesome
Just like Disney Dollars and Toys 'R Us Geoffrey Dollars!!!
I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.
Yeah, but what are you going
Yeah, but what are you going to do with $50 in left over "Beaver Bucks" when you leave?
+1 on Cheetahs
Only club where I didn't feel dirty coming out of. It feels like a normal bar that just happens to have beautiful, naked women in it.
Note: If you like the whole close dancing, rubbing thing, Canada is not the place. Stricter rules.
Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.
I see you've never heard of a
I see you've never heard of a place called "Montreal."
Also: My lone experience at cheetahs I got a rather friendly dance where a scripper (thanks Pacman) putting her mouth on a certain part of mine through my khakis....if it gets wilder than that in the states I'm sure they'd handout penicillin with your cover charge.
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For a second, I thought you
For a second, I thought you were talking about Cheetah's on the strip.
That's pretty nice and sleazy.
...and by that, I mean helter-skelter, willy-nilly and putt-putt!
pretty nice and sleazy
just
pretty nice and sleazy
just the way i like my ladies.
some are scared of being misfits; I'm afraid of fitting in
Cheetas
Man up a little bit, dish out the money and get your man a shower with two lovely ladies on stage....My 19th birthday was fantastic...
Two questions...
1. Do they have strip clubs in college towns in VA?
2. Do you always do strip club reconnaissance when you travel with "your guy?"
(and if the answer to #2 is yes, do you have a sister?)
College Park, MD had a couple
College Park, MD had a couple but they really sucked...not sure if they are still in business.
We hit up Hustler in Baltimore every now and then, last time was for the MD-California game.
Yes I have a sister. And I know where you are going with that...if that's how you feel, fair enough, don't attend one.
Not at all...
... around these parts, the clubs across the Detroit River in Canada are referred to as the "Windsor Ballet."
And yes I consider myself a patron of the fine arts...
i think you are misinterpreting
you appear to be a woman who likes to go to strip clubs, so he wants to know if you have a sister who he can date who also likes to go to strip clubs - quite the opposite of being against them.
our package is our package, and it’s pretty big. - Greg Mattison, Bowl Practice Presser Tr. 12-13-11.
I think you are wrong about where he was going
I think he wants to meet your sister, assuming you are a woman who is taking your man to a strip and NOT a guy who would refer to a friend as 'your man', because then you wouldn't likely be looking for this kind of strip club.
If your sister is in California, send me her deets ;)
I know Baltimore and West
I know Baltimore and West Virginia (2 closest places for me) allow nudity and serve gonorrh--er--alcohol.
Montreal...WOW...best place EVER for a strip club. I'd recommend Solid Gold to anyone who goes there.
Vu and Flight Club...we will look into it. Much obliged.
I've hit many clubs in WV
where all have you been to in WV??
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Martinsburg...Legz and Divas
Martinsburg...Legz and...Divas I think, I forget the name of the one next door to Legz.
Toronto
Is nearly as good as Montreal, and not as far away. Rather liberal attitude toward contact, as well.
Not sure how to interpret "my
Not sure how to interpret "my man and I..." You might want to check out Danny's of Windsor.
Willie Heston - 72 touchdowns; 4 National titles; 43-0-1 record; All-American; Law Degree
The bouzouki lounge by
The bouzouki lounge by Greektown Casino, ask for Angel, she will give ya a yank.
That place sucks!!
we went there one time and my buddy got a water,it was 10 bucks!! my shot,was 22 bucks! rip off!!!
linger longer
Is this post from the Redneck
Is this post from the Redneck Rocker?
There are no corners in space.
Try Miceli's Corner in
Try Miceli's Corner in Harrison. It's worth the drive.
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I have been there. Better
I have been there. Better take the truck with a gun rack if you want to fit in. A pack of smokes is great to have because on a slow night the girls will dance for a cigarette and be happy to do it. Classy place.
The Team, The Team, The Team.
Yep, you've clearly been
Yep, you've clearly been there. Wasn't sure anyone on the Blog would admit to it.
Willie Heston - 72 touchdowns; 4 National titles; 43-0-1 record; All-American; Law Degree
the best part of miceli's ...
is they actually have extended hours for deer hunting season ... my kinda place
Just Win Baby
I have seen this place on
I have seen this place on that beloved corner since i was born (my granddad lives just off of Rogers Rd) and I've never dared go in since I was "of age"
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ya ive never been
but come on .. open extra for deer hunting ... i think i might have to go just for that
Just Win Baby
I am a Strip Club Aficionado
And live in the Detroit area. Here it goes:
The closest is Deja Vu in Ypsi...wouldn't recommend it. It's a "first strip club on your 18th birthday" type place...girls are cut college/hs(!!) types that might live with their parents in the nearest Ypsi trailer park.
I would recommend renting a hotel somewhere in the Detroit area and going to (not necessarily in this order:)
1) Flight Club in Inkster (Michigan Ave) - Fine establishment....top notch ladies, but very expensive.
2) Penthouse Club (8 Mile Road in the D) - Another fine establishment, made a big splash when it opened about 1.5 years ago. Great women, nice atmosphere...expensive as well.
3) Trumpps (8 Mile Road in the D) - Another fine establishment, a step below Penthouse
4) The Coliseum (8 Mile Road in the D - Near Gratiot) - Large, imposing structure on 8 Mile. Great atmosphere there have got to be 100 girls dancing on any given night.
5) Hustler Club (Lincoln Park off I-75 and Outer Drive) - This is brand new and I don't even know if it is open yet. Find out if it is and give it a try.....and let me know because I might be down there soon.
My recommendation would be to lodge it up in the Detroit area (somewhere in Oakland County/Downtown), enjoy the game...and then make your way back to 8 Mile Road for a victory celebration.
Penthouse, Trumps, and the Coliseum are all within a short drive of eachother, all on 8 Mile. There are also about a half dozen others on 8 Mile, but I wouldn't recommend them because they might be short on teeth and safety.
Have fun!
What Kind of Loser
Negs me for that post?
Honestly, the guy asked a question and I answered it to the best of my abilities.
If the question were "OT: Glory Holes in Ann Arbor," I'm sure the MGoBlogger that negged me would have answered that question as thoroughly as I did this one....and I wouldnt have negged him for it.
Great analysis...
of the good clubs in the area. +1 Don't waste your time or money on deja vu!
"We ARE Michigan...COME GET SOME!!!"
GREAT Analysis
Thank you sir.
I'm thinking 8 mile might be a drive....but I'm sold on Flight Club. Also someone below mentioned "Subi's"....could you 2nd that choice? The girls there look like you could sit down and talk for a bit before dancing. I prefer slow and steady as a change up to the quick hustling technique.
Subi's Might Be the Place
Then...I've been there once, on a weekday during the day, and it was pretty laid back (it was a work celebration, ppl!).
You could do Flight Club then hit up Subi's Lounge.
Other than that, try 8 Mile and you'll be good.
WINDSOR = FAIL
I've been to some pretty good ones in Toronto, but Windsor is garbage....
Women are good looking and fully nude, but not any better than you can get in SE Mich....plus, dancing rules are very strict and they seem to abide by them.
Stay Stateside, it's your best bet.
Subi's
I grew up near there and know the manager. It's a decent place, but not the place you want to drive from Ann Arbor to go. If you're going to make the drive, visit the following in this order:
(1) Flight Club - approx 25 min from AA
(2) Penthouse Club (on 8 mile) approx 20 min from Flight Club
If you're still not satisfied, continue down 8 mile to either Trump's or Colliseum. However, talent-wise, the Flight Club is top-notch. It is a bit pricey, but you'll enjoy it. Penthouse is not too far behind, and a little bit cheaper. Subi's is good for it's area, but again, not worth the drive from AA.
Another route is Michigan Ave from the Flight Club. When you head East, there are the following places in Dearborn (all about 10 min from the Flight Club): Silver Cricket, BT's and Pantheon Club. All are decent, a step down from Flight Club / Penthouse.
Keep going East and you'll get into Detroit and some more clubs down Michigan Ave. These are another step-down, and I would not reccomend them. The above places should keep you more than occupied! Enjoy!
"We ARE Michigan...COME GET SOME!!!"
The Deja Vu in Ypsi is a classy establishment.
http://www.dejavu.com/club.asp?c=8216
I put up a tough front, but deep down I just want to be held.