Nope, I think you win. And, now that you point that out, my perspective has completely reversed because wasn't it Gene Smith who oversaw a huge collegiate cash-and-benefits-for-pay-compromising-our-athletes-amateur-status scandal and managed to get by with a slap on the wrist? So, he's actually a genius.
"The University of Illinois is also in turmoil. The university sports an Interim Chancellor, an Interim Athletic Director, and an Interim Football Coach; the game will be played at Soldier Field, making this an Illini Interim Home Game."