a vitally important recap of all the dumb tweets sent during the Harbaugh coaching search
√ BEEF 'O' BRADY'S BOWL ST. PETERSBURG
HAHA WOW really?
I just got to work and im going to have this picture in my head the remainder of the day. Do I thank you or hate you? I used to hate Flo now I find her somewhat tolerable.
Woah woah woah! Couldn't scroll down fast enough...
“Excuse me flow?” Is the only pick up line I have. Now what do I do
but her face still looks like it was attacked by an unchained malignant ape.
I will remember this day as the one and only time I see the phrase "unchained malignant ape" used in a sentence. Genius
Taylor Lewan too.
She has a face?
nice photoshop work on puttin her head on that body, whether it was you or whoever did it
Where's Mrs. Kass when we need her??
Not Safe For Anyone
"Why were you fired from your last job?"
The way I play her, she's pretty much the most asexual thing on TV right now. I think the Geico lizard puts out more sexual vibes than Flo does.
I wonder if Steph would change her opinion of Flo after seeing this.
And yet apparently there are millions out there searching for nude pix of Flo.
That is going to become a seasonal classic in my house. Thanks.
I think after several years I might figure out what the innuendo is in "my Christmas tree's delicious" -- because right now I'm stumped and it's preventing me from getting any work done.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! I hate her so damn much. She is the devil reincarnate.
I hesitate to say this, but, yes, she is worse than Pam Ward. She makes me want to gouge out my eyeballs and pierce my eardrums with a steak thermometer.
Weirdo cougar who buys you tons of drinks, and then tries to "take care of you when you're drunk" ... discount.
What creeps me out the most is the insane amount of lipstick she wears. It's creepy. You could paint a 10 x 15 room with that much lipstick.
Amen about the lipstick. It is hideous. The whole ad campaign is as bad as it gets: visually offensive, verbally witless, and the most ubiquitous currently running. I wouldn't buy Progressive Insurance if it was cheap as the hooker Flo tries to resemble. And I wouldn't take the hooker if she was free.
My solution: when I can't skip the ads, I press mute, close my eyes and replay half a dozen Denard TD runs in my head. Then I count to 30, open my eyes and the horror is over with.
Chuck it now or DVR it
Definitely DVR it. Flo will be all up on that screen. Maybe she'll get to do the coin flip too. So sad Pam Ward wont be doing the TV coverage for us. Flo could make an appearance and chat it up w/ her for a while. During that time the suicide rate for Michigan fans triples.
So does this mean the players get a "Gator Bowl Participant Discount" on their auto policies added to their bowl swag?
Can't they just name their own price and features? Like I want it to be top-of-the-line insurance for free. At least that's the impression that Flo gave me.
I guess my car insurance is going up next year. /s
They should make Flo return kicks and punts with no pads for both teams. That would increase my viewing pleasure.
She probably could hold onto the ball more...sigh.
got someone decent to do there logo. The Big Ten should find out who did it.
I guess I'm the only person on the board that likes those commercials.
If you ever get detoxed, make sure to never even look at a television.
Not that this is any slam against you.
(I don't really have an iPhone)
the fact that they are a "Mayfield Village, Ohio-based company"? I know I am.
So much for the Brandon-Domino's conspiracy theory surrounding Michigan's invite.
Maybe they'll offset Flo with some of that Tacobell hottie from last season.
How dare you objectify Denise like that
Denise is the girl of my dreams. Every time I'm at a new Taco Bell, I ask the cashier if Denise works here. One can dream...
Better than the KFC Yum! Gator Bowl
I think insurance companies go well with the Gator bowl. Think of the other options:
State farm: Alligator grows boobs or muscles, smiles seductively
Geico: In big text: Is it a bad idea to have dinner with an alligator?
Then show a picture of a decapitated person.
Alternatively: Alligator is about to chomp on a gecko, who shrugs while saying "At least I'm covered by Geico"
esurance: Guy buys insurance on his phone while being eaten by an alligator.
Good. The Gator Bowl has been around forever and it was pretty sad/worrying when they couldn't find a sponsor. Losing one of the last true New Year's Day bowls would have been sad.
Also, it's been sad, but go die Flo.
how they find a sponsor as soon as the Big 10 gets affiliated with the bowl.
Damn liberal media
where's the capitalist spirit?
as long as the sponsors don't contradict, I am surprised more bowls don't have multilple name sponsors. It's pretty sad that the NCAA let's the sponsor name become the bowl name, anyways. But really, how long until we are playing in the
Monster.com-Chiles'-Progressive-AIG-McDonald's Alamo Bowl
c''mon, NCAA, mandate multilple sponsors! let's make the bowl system an all-out joke!
1-year deal = "Wait, you got Michigan?!?" Here -- have some money.
I love the contrast of Michigan's bowl being the ugly girl and State's bowl being the band of marauders.
All they need is for Charlie Weiss-era Notre Dame to get Prudential whales (MYBG)
Who gets to be the GEICO gheko?
banging away at his keyboard ranting about how the liberals have taken over the Gator Bowl. Book it.
It'll be on talk radio by the end of the week.