I did not make this headline up
Gasaway lists UM no. 2 in his list of serious contenders
I read this post three times, and I still have no idea what the hell that last sentence means. Or any of the sentences before it for that matter.
you don't know what assmar means? lol....jj
Hard to explain without the full context, but "sucks to your assmar" generally means "go screw."
It is a quote from Lord of the Flies. Assmar = asthma, metaphorically. Sucks to your = to hell with.
I read Lord of the Flies in 5th grade. The space it once occupied is now clogged with hops and peat smoke. I vaugely remember a plane crash and a bunch of sissy songboys that tried to kill the fat nerd. This stretches pop culture references to the breaking point.
"Kill the pig! Slit his throat! Badger him!"
There may be a Wisconsin meme here if we look for it.
but that's not your fault. Wait, yes it is.
You really shouldn't speak without the conch.
So he listed the #2 ranked team in the country #2 on his list of serious contenders?
Once again, this post is best read in a Jim Lahey voice, drunk slur and all.
Gary Anderson (Utah State) hired by Badgers. So...come on down Marcus Ball and Connor Sheehy?
He has been incredibly successful at Utah State and built quite the NFL factory their. They have had more high draft picks the last 2 years than us.
I've only found links that say he's interviewed, not accepted the job.
Oh, and this. Hmmmm
Maybe having another team's logo permanently etched into one's skin is pre-req for the UW head coaching job.
Just another case of Big Ten teams picking up sleepers instead of making high profile hires. I think recruits will be less than impressed. Unfortunately the Big Ten is becoming mid-level management instead of the boardroom execs like the SEC.
Clearly the SEC is making such high-profile hires like Butch Jones and Malzahn
Yeah lol, it's not like the SEC would EVER hire a coach from mid level programs such as Houston, Michigan State, Utah, or Cincinnati. To even think of such a blasphemous notion!! Unless you've coached at a BCS school before, no coaching at the SEC.
(Kevin Sumlin, Nick Saban, Urban Meyer, Butch Jones)
Wildly successful. 26-24 is run of the mill
what a suprise.....he listed the #2 team in the nation as the number 2 contender.
Nice to see that Michigan is right in the thick of it along with the other schools he mentioned. Those are some fine programs.
I thought Gasaway was some recruit who had us in his top two schools and then I clicked the link and realized, oh okay, stupid me. Anyone else get fooled like this? Or was the headline....not the best headline?
Anyway, glad I got to find out who Gasaway is and that he has the #2 team ranked as the 2nd best squad, my life is complete....thanks John Gasaway, you're special.
I made the same mistake..fairly ambiguous title.
And this list of serious contenders looks suspiciously like, I don't know, the AP top 5.
tricked me into thinking there were free cookies if I just clicked..........Stupid me