rundown of Michigan's riser
Gasaway lists UM no. 2 in his list of serious contenders
December 18th, 2012 at 10:09 PM
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Gasaway lists UM no. 2 in his list of serious contenders
http://insider.espn.go.com/mens-college-basketball/story/_/id/8758825/ho...
$ unfortunately.
His metric is scoring margin per possession. Ours is +.3 per.
His other solid contenders are Duke, Cuse, Louisville, AZ, IU, and Florida. Sucks to your assmar, Sparty.
December 18th, 2012 at 10:11 PM | 
I read this post three times,
I read this post three times,
December 18th, 2012 at 10:13 PM |
you don't know what assmar
you don't know what assmar
you don't know what assmar means? lol....jj
December 18th, 2012 at 10:20 PM |
Hard to explain without the
Hard to explain without the
Hard to explain without the full context, but "sucks to your assmar" generally means "go screw."
It is a quote from Lord of the Flies. Assmar = asthma, metaphorically. Sucks to your = to hell with.
Polonium 210 is the new dilithium.
December 18th, 2012 at 11:26 PM |
yeesh
yeesh
I read Lord of the Flies in 5th grade. The space it once occupied is now clogged with hops and peat smoke. I vaugely remember a plane crash and a bunch of sissy songboys that tried to kill the fat nerd. This stretches pop culture references to the breaking point.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
December 19th, 2012 at 12:25 AM |
*
*
"Kill the pig! Slit his throat! Badger him!"
There may be a Wisconsin meme here if we look for it.
"That's some catch, that Catch-22," he observed.
"It's the best there is," Doc Daneeka agreed.
December 18th, 2012 at 10:24 PM |
you aren't well-read
you aren't well-read
but that's not your fault. Wait, yes it is.
Tremendous!
December 18th, 2012 at 10:28 PM |
http://www.urbandictionary.co
http://www.urbandictionary.co
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sucks%20to%20your%20assmar
Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU: 68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC: 20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<
December 18th, 2012 at 10:52 PM |
You really shouldn't speak
You really shouldn't speak
You really shouldn't speak without the conch.
December 18th, 2012 at 10:57 PM |
Plus one
Plus one
for Lord of the Flies reference.
December 19th, 2012 at 9:02 AM |
Unintentional or not,
Unintentional or not,
this post wins the thread.
December 18th, 2012 at 10:14 PM |
So he listed the #2 ranked
So he listed the #2 ranked
So he listed the #2 ranked team in the country #2 on his list of serious contenders?
I've decided to lay off the food for a while, and go on the booze.
December 19th, 2012 at 12:34 AM |
Once again, this post is best
Once again, this post is best
Once again, this post is best read in a Jim Lahey voice, drunk slur and all.
Are you a park ranger at Yellowstone? Say hi to Yogi Bear for me. - the_big_house 500th
I may not be a 70 year old man. - Herm
December 18th, 2012 at 10:26 PM |
Sorry to Hijack
Sorry to Hijack
Gary Anderson (Utah State) hired by Badgers. So...come on down Marcus Ball and Connor Sheehy?
December 18th, 2012 at 10:29 PM |
Why?
Why?
He has been incredibly successful at Utah State and built quite the NFL factory their. They have had more high draft picks the last 2 years than us.
"I tried to but a pencil in the light socket but it was too wide and didn't fit so I used a paperclip."-Terrelle Pryor, Future Rhodes Scholar
December 18th, 2012 at 10:31 PM |
ssshhh!
ssshhh!
.
December 18th, 2012 at 10:32 PM |
I've only found links that
I've only found links that
I've only found links that say he's interviewed, not accepted the job.
Oh, and this. Hmmmm
http://www.idahostatesman.com/2012/12/15/2381882/gary-andersen-helps-reb...
I poop excellence
December 18th, 2012 at 10:34 PM |
And
And
And this
http://collegefootballtalk.nbcsports.com/2011/12/12/utah-state-coach-get...
I poop excellence
December 18th, 2012 at 10:58 PM |
Two in a Row
Two in a Row
Maybe having another team's logo permanently etched into one's skin is pre-req for the UW head coaching job.
December 18th, 2012 at 10:40 PM |
Image
Image
Just another case of Big Ten teams picking up sleepers instead of making high profile hires. I think recruits will be less than impressed. Unfortunately the Big Ten is becoming mid-level management instead of the boardroom execs like the SEC.
December 18th, 2012 at 10:48 PM |
Clearly the SEC is making
Clearly the SEC is making
Clearly the SEC is making such high-profile hires like Butch Jones and Malzahn
/s
December 18th, 2012 at 11:07 PM |
Yeah lol, it's not like the
Yeah lol, it's not like the
Yeah lol, it's not like the SEC would EVER hire a coach from mid level programs such as Houston, Michigan State, Utah, or Cincinnati. To even think of such a blasphemous notion!! Unless you've coached at a BCS school before, no coaching at the SEC.
(Kevin Sumlin, Nick Saban, Urban Meyer, Butch Jones)
December 19th, 2012 at 12:22 AM |
Nick Saban
Nick Saban
You do realize he won a NC at LSU before he went pro???
December 19th, 2012 at 12:35 AM |
And before that, he was hired
And before that, he was hired
And before that, he was hired away from MSU.
Are you a park ranger at Yellowstone? Say hi to Yogi Bear for me. - the_big_house 500th
I may not be a 70 year old man. - Herm
December 19th, 2012 at 1:05 AM |
he said BCS
he said BCS
level, he's right about Sparty. ;)
December 18th, 2012 at 10:51 PM |
I wouldn't call him
I wouldn't call him
Wildly successful. 26-24 is run of the mill
I piss excellence and poop gold
December 18th, 2012 at 11:41 PM |
Hoke was 2 games under .500
Hoke was 2 games under .500
when he became our coach, no?
December 19th, 2012 at 3:17 AM |
Not taking anything away from
Not taking anything away from
Not taking anything away from this guy, however, Hoke proved his worth by turning around two rather bad programs.
If you need drugs to be a good writer, you're not a good writer.
-Rod Serling
December 18th, 2012 at 10:57 PM |
what a suprise.....he listed
what a suprise.....he listed
what a suprise.....he listed the #2 team in the nation as the number 2 contender.
this text is abnormally tiny and will stay that way.
December 18th, 2012 at 11:33 PM |
Nice to see that Michigan is
Nice to see that Michigan is
Nice to see that Michigan is right in the thick of it along with the other schools he mentioned. Those are some fine programs.
December 19th, 2012 at 12:02 AM |
Wow, I guess I'm really dumb
Wow, I guess I'm really dumb
I thought Gasaway was some recruit who had us in his top two schools and then I clicked the link and realized, oh okay, stupid me. Anyone else get fooled like this? Or was the headline....not the best headline?
Anyway, glad I got to find out who Gasaway is and that he has the #2 team ranked as the 2nd best squad, my life is complete....thanks John Gasaway, you're special.
December 19th, 2012 at 12:26 AM |
I made the same
I made the same
I made the same mistake..fairly ambiguous title.
December 19th, 2012 at 1:03 PM |
The less LOTR
The less LOTR
the better.
And this list of serious contenders looks suspiciously like, I don't know, the AP top 5.
December 19th, 2012 at 7:05 PM |
Another headline that
Another headline that
tricked me into thinking there were free cookies if I just clicked..........Stupid me
If someone ever invented a low fat vitamin - filled vegetable that tasted like fudge covered Rice Krispies treats - I'd probably eat better
I read this post three times, and I still have no idea what the hell that last sentence means. Or any of the sentences before it for that matter.
Hot dogs are the devil.