GAMEDAY HAIKU THREAD
Who has a haiku
Possibly about Huskies
Or just victory
What are you drinking?
I am sadly still sober
"Tailgaiting" still tame
Hail to the victors
Rentschler shall witness tonight
Return to true form
Eight PM beckons
Kickoff: where leather meets toe
Anticipation
September 21st, 2013 at 6:43 PM ^
Sparty sucks.
How's that?
September 21st, 2013 at 6:48 PM ^
Has been called on STAEE again
Coach Mork heart attack
September 21st, 2013 at 6:50 PM ^
Mod ruling follows
Post pre-game snowflakes in here
Lest a thread be killed
OR...
A trucking ensues
Starting an hour from now
Posbang to follow
September 21st, 2013 at 6:54 PM ^
Bolivia waits
For snowflakes not in haiku
Not fair, but funny
September 21st, 2013 at 6:53 PM ^
My avatar sucks.
I love my dog, but today?
Destroy the Huskies.
September 21st, 2013 at 6:57 PM ^
One dollar man cans
PBR, Busch, Rolling Rock
A White Trash Party
No matter the drink
Loyalty resurfaces
Forever Go Blue
September 21st, 2013 at 7:02 PM ^
Holy crap, you guys
Can the RBs run the ball?
It sure would be nice.
September 21st, 2013 at 7:07 PM ^
Don't lose to fucking UConn
Don't lose to UConn
September 21st, 2013 at 7:44 PM ^
Poetry is beautiful. I like the repetitive motif in this one.
September 21st, 2013 at 7:13 PM ^
Dick McPherson is not here
Yes you shit your pants
September 21st, 2013 at 7:14 PM ^
September 21st, 2013 at 7:16 PM ^
September 21st, 2013 at 7:16 PM ^
September 21st, 2013 at 7:19 PM ^
I sit on my ass
Waiting for my Wolverines
I hope they kick ass
September 21st, 2013 at 7:23 PM ^
Domers vs. Sparty
Is sprited football game
Oh, HALOL Sparty
September 21st, 2013 at 7:22 PM ^
blocks to the second level
Donut games now past
September 21st, 2013 at 7:23 PM ^
September 21st, 2013 at 7:25 PM ^
Say we get the picks
They could go for six, and this
Would ensure my bliss
September 22nd, 2013 at 12:39 AM ^
September 21st, 2013 at 7:24 PM ^
Full pad practices
Lewan says we were not good
Michigan wins big
September 21st, 2013 at 7:26 PM ^
Ay what time is it?!
Game time! game time! game time! game
time! game time! game time!
September 21st, 2013 at 7:29 PM ^
Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck fuck
Fuckity, tuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck
Turnorvers from Devin
September 21st, 2013 at 7:34 PM ^
Eight is too darn late
Nieces went home for a nap
Watching by myself :(
[Note that :( has no syllables]
September 21st, 2013 at 7:59 PM ^
Akron game was crap
Team was on a doughnut crash
U-Conn can't be worse?
September 21st, 2013 at 8:03 PM ^
I want good execution
Turnover free ball
September 21st, 2013 at 8:13 PM ^
September 21st, 2013 at 8:25 PM ^
ULL softball
M counts a quality win
Football not so much
Tipped passes GOD DAMN
Can we make this drama free
New 98 please?
September 21st, 2013 at 9:18 PM ^
September 21st, 2013 at 9:49 PM ^
M lines FUCKING BLOW
Gardner throws infinite picks
ND was a fluke
September 21st, 2013 at 9:59 PM ^
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck Fuck
Edit: Beaten by MGrowOld. What I get for not reading the thread first.
September 21st, 2013 at 10:02 PM ^
I think it's time to start a limerick thread about how sucky Michigan is playing, for the SECOND WEEK IN A ROW:
There once was a team from Michigan
Who was playing like crap and piss again
The fans shouted boo!
And to the offense F U!
We doubt that you'll ever win again!!!