FWIW: "A Michigan Football VIP and my waiter friend"

It is so completely vague and no one could possibly get anything out this.  Next time you debate something like this please do not post it.  All it does is allows everyone to tweak this to match whatever thoughts they have on which direction they want it to go.

What a goddamn waste of server space this thread was

Huh?

i get it

Without more to the story, this has to be one of the five worst posts ever on MgoBlog.

This is a steaming pile of Mlive-esque garbage, and should be negged into oblivion. 

Yawn again

If I'm understanding this correctly, you smoked some peyote & hallucinated that you served Bo Schembechler some Johnnie Walker while casually bantering about our next coach...

Haha...In all seriousness, couldn't basic details of the conversation be said and not name the establishment or person!?!? There's a lot of U of M alums & eateries in the area making it hard to bust your buddy and the VIP!

This guy I know is a janitor at a secret facility within a government on Earth. He was very informative on his thermonuclear knowledge and they bantered back and forth on differences. If you ask me, they were really just splitting atoms. Anywhoo, the janitor went back to his supply closet to get turpentine and when coming back the government scientist was loudly mumbling to himself about releasing nuclear destruction on a thread about coaching changes without a CC: DASIPJDPIFNEWEOFKL warning.

I hope he won't, but it sounds like he might.

I guess the question is how much did the VIP leave for a tip?

No shit!?

A "Michigan VIP" was at a table where Harbaugh was mentioned?... What are the odds?

I was across from a table the other day that was full of teenage girls. "Hot" vampires were mentioned... And maybe a werewolf of some sort?

FWIW? Nothing, is what comes to mind.

Plotline:  Based on the latest book by Woodward and Bernstein, anonymous waiter picks up huge football conspiracy brewing in the Michigan Athletic Department.

Starring:

James Franco as "Unnamed Waiter"

Harrison Ford as "VIP"

Tom Selleck as "Former Restaurant Executive turned University Athletic Administrator"

Don Knotts as "Retired Athletic Administrator Turned Sailor"

Henri the Otter Ennui as "Seldom Effective Defensive Coordinator"

I'm glad you added that conclusion.  I literally would have no idea what you were trying to say otherwise.

Season finale to Lost. Kind of reminds me of your dinner story

"First, I like Rich Rodriguez and I want him to succeed."

He told me that God talks to him. He then preceded to tell me that God wanted me to give him a dollar. I gave him all the change in my pocket just to get him to leave me alone. In retrospect perhaps I should have asked him if God knew who will be coaching Michigan at this time next year.

Somehow, I actually know less by reading this post. Not only will I not tell anyone, I will never speak of this post again.

what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.

what?

Well if that "shocka" quote was referring to Denard, then it would be very favorable for Rodriguez, and him staying...as in...  "What an achievement they did with the sophomore qb and little else".  But why would Lloyd imply he left the cupboard bare?

But if it was referring to Luck, then it favors Harbaugh.

So.... ALAN ARKIN... you should elaborate a tad. Because otherwise the tea leaves are illegible.

You seem to have succeeded in qualifying your post into oblivion. Of course, oblivion can be telling too.

My name is Mike. I saw a guy too. He was talking. Then . . .  

I think what your buddy was trying to tell you is he's gay and TOOK the said Michigan person up to the VIP room and serviced him. Or your and idiot and you and your bud smoked about a 1/2 pound of good reefer to come up with this story. So until you your ass monkey friend and you come up with some facts and names your grounded from using the computer and your also getting a timeout.

I always read these stories and thought they were bullshit until it happened to me. So some buddies of mine and I were at this bar and these two really hot chicks start looking at me. I'm kinda a good looking guy, 6' 4" about 220 lbs of solid muscle, and I usually get a lot of attention, but these chicks were hot!

So, anyway...

So I guess I'm the only one picturing Jim Brandstatter at an Olive Garden.

This would have been worth my time if it made any sense.  So what I take is that this guy is a very very important, not just a VIP, but a very VIP.  Throughout the night the very VIP was throwing up shocka signs which made everyone quite in the restaurant.  

Tremendous.