Once it hits your lips, its so good!
Friday POSBANG Thread: 1/3/14 Edition
I hope they are drinks of joy at watching Urban Meyer's first losing streak at OSU.
That's what she said
Sorry, had to post near top for viewing reasons. Awesome double fail hockey goal.
I will be continuing to recover from my lingering NYE hangover.
like this, despite the nine months of dong punches afterward.
Seeing the reaction of the guy to her right is a nice bonus too.
All those note flying all willy-nilly. Reminds me of a Michael Bay movie.
The poster HipsterCat probably knows a feline that plays the guitar much better, but you've probably never heard of her.
Isn't it Friday?
the Third. Rejoice in it's splendors! Maybe JGB gets two Saturdays!
But, like, future tense and stuff.
Home with the kids due to schools closing from all the snow here in Brooklyn. Of course, I'm workin'. Got an early bat-mitzvah for one of my nieces tomorrow. Hopefully be able to watch Michigan/NWestern on Sunday. Otherwise just relax, maybe do a little writing.
Spending my weekend attending posbangs...can't beat that.
But please use protection.
Alabama lost their last Sugar Bowl appearance
Michigan won their last Sugar Bowl appearance
ergo, Alabama < Michigan.
Take it to the bank.
It goes something like this...
Alabama < Oklahoma < Texas < BYU < Virginia < Maryland < Syracuse < Northwestern < Michigan.
Go Blue Baby!
GOOD POINT, which means that Drew Dileo is approximately >>>>>>>> than Bama's place holder at sliding into position at the end of games.
I call it the 9 degrees of Michigan being the best team in the nation (working title).
Michigan > Notre Dame > Michigan State > Ohio State and Stanford > Oregon. There are four more top schools down.
Michigan > Minnesota > Nebraska > Georgia > LSU > Auburn. Not sure why we are not in the title game.
and, using the same progression technique, the reason why Slippery Rock scores started getting announced at the Big House. They made us number one by default one year.
Frank the tank! Frank the tank!
Bobo Brazil, now that's posbang worthy! Saw him wrestle at my high school forever ago. He must've been 60 years old. Held on to the ropes the whole time to keep himself upright.
Cheers to Friday and to Bobo!!
Alabama loses, McCarron's girlfriend cries.
I think McCarron's current girlfriend already has a date lined up with J.F. Football
Freezing my touchie off in Ann Arbor. In need of a posbang.
Monday is supposed to be a high of -2 here in Bloomington with wind of 20 mph. Wind chill could make it -20 or worse. Today it was 15 degrees and I thought that was cold when I went outside. I really hope I don't have to go anywhere Monday.
My name is Rod and I like to POSBANG.
My name is Rico, and I like to posbang.
Rough Friday so far. My wife's grandmother fell and shattered her hip Wednesday night. She had an ORIF yesterday, which went well, but was a little hypotensive and hypoxic a few hours post op. Her d-dimer was a little high so they took her for a CT chest, just to rule out PE (which was negative, thank goodness). Unfortunately, her SpO2 dropped immediately after the CT and she went into V-tach, followed by V-fib. The shocked her and got ROSC, intubated her, and took her back to ICU. She's on a vent, but hemodynamically stable at this point. Hope she's ok. According to the staff, she wasn't down long, but being in her 80's with COPD and positive cardiac history, and having just had hip surgery, it's a pretty bad recipe. Everyone holding it together right now, but it looks like it will be a long weekend.
Edit: Didn't mean to piss on the posbang. Just going through some stuff.
Not at all, hang tough and I'm sure everyone here hopes things turn out well.
Thanks for the thoughts and prayers. Everything is looking up. Breathing trial went well. Hoping to get her off of the vent tomorrow.
That's a rough day. Thoughts and prayers go out to you and yours.
to help people relate to your feelings upon exiting Bolivia?
It was like Christmas morning when I found out that my term as El Presidente de Bolivia was over.
Nonetheless, I actually found this gif when I was searching for the usual I am here for the pos bang pic.
TGIF brooos. Gonna play some NCAA 14, maybe invite some friends over for the games later. Probably gettin a little boozed up. Aw yeah! + posbang!!!
It's Friday and we get to play Penn State in basketball on Saturday. Here's to hoping the Crispin brothers shoot poorly!
Clear blue sky today!
2013 is dead
2014 is alive
Ready for a titillating weekend of installing closet shelves and hemorrhaging cash in prepping the nursery for little Wolverine #2. Good things...Good things...
Either Clemson wins and lol OSU, or OSU wins and B1G wins! It's a win win!
4F outside here in Ann Arbor. Yay. I hope the guys on the east coast are prepared for the Nor'easter. Stay warm wolverines!
Lot's of shoveling snow here on the east coast.
It's Friday and it's my birthday so that seems to be a pretty good start. Have a great Friday everyone.
Not much in the way of plans here that do not involve preparing for the prospect of being more or less shut in by snow on Sunday again, if the forecast is to be believed. I might venture out later - now that the air temperature is 2 degrees - and get some stuff for a stew and run with that all weekend. Stew and beer might make up for the cold and snow and the city plowing me in twice yesterday.
On the bright side, it is supposed to be warmer (like, mid-20s) when it snows on Sunday, and between that and the snow already on the ground, I may very well go outside and build some impressive fortifications and revisit childhood for a couple hours. My kids are 7 and 6 now and I think old enough to begin to learn the art. The snowball fight will follow, of course - no iceballs....this time.
Happy Birthday, and YEE HAW
Finally updated my account with an avatar
My sister's getting married in downtown Indy tomorrow! Colts and Pacers home games too! Going to be a big party down there. Here's to me getting banged!!!! Wahooo!
woke up, put some whiskey in my coffee. made breakfast with the children and now we are off to go sledding!
I love being a teacher, but I love being a father more!!!
Edit: the message was so nice I had to say it twice!!!
Just win! Whether we are too close in crunch time to Minny, whether the games against inferior opponents are closer than they ever should be, and without regard to whether I almost suffer a heart attack in the final minutes of each game against good teams, all I want is lots of Ws and good health for our players. Is that too much to ask?!?
Going out with the wife tonight. After having a baby, my evenings have been more: "Toad said croak and winked an eye when little blue truck went rolling by."
I upvoted you because I will be in your shoes very soon. Can't wait to have "Goodnight Moon" memorized.
it's been 8 or 9 years since Goodnight Moon, and I can still recite it.
It haunts me.
That was my 4 yr old's first favorite. Thank god we've grown out of that one.
"Sheep says baaa and cow says moo, oink said the piggy, beep said blue!" Haha my 6 month old loves this book. Enjoy your date tonight! I think we have one coming up in a few months.
Go Clemson, FSU, and Oklahoma St.
Might be the last weekend that the wifey and I are two as we are expecting an addition on the ninth. Most likely we will head down to Annapolis and grab some chow on Saturday. Then it is the NFL playoffs and with no rooting interest I can enjoy the games without going crazy.
pvotes for Everyone.
I'll but that for a buck.
Man, you got "but" on the mind.
and I don't blame ya!
My son's been away since the 20th and comes home tomorrow. Wife and I haven't had this much alone time in years.
Happy Posbang to the rest of you.
ORANGE CRUSH BABY!
2013 football has made me wonder....
Let's hope 2014 is better...... Please be better!
It's the first Friday of 2014. Which means it's Friday..... And it's no longer 2013....
I miss ALF. Now every time I talk about that show, people think I'm saying "Elf," which in and of itself is not a bad thing, but ALF > Elf.
Great show. I used to have ALF underwear when I was kid.
My first ever lunchbox was an ALF lunchbox. My lady friend found the exact one and gave it to me for my bday last year. That's wife material right there.
My weekend plans consist of doing absolutely nothing. Work has been grueling the past few weeks, so I am going to use this weekend to just chill on the couch and get caught up on the few remaining shows I have backlogged on my DVR. Have a good weekend everyone!
So has anyone else started their Friday by watching Sugar Bowl highlights again?! Still pumped about how that game went. GO SEC!
I couldn't believe that was Alabama. Their Offensive line was bad.
I forgot it was Friday all morning. It was a great surprise!
HOPSLAM! Is on tap at bells now. Start looking for it in the stores soon. Check for availability at bells website.
Living outside of the mitten for a few years now, I would shoot a puppy for a Hopslam right now... (Not really, but maybe. Who knows.)
Time to prepare my master strategy to capture all inventory at the local Binny's!
2014 deserves a POSBANG
I got a free snowblower from my coworker that just needs a little fixin' up, and the last part I need should arrive in the mail today. Just in time for the half a foot we're expecting on Sunday.
Plus I'm also getting my new tire put on my new car, thanks to the flat I picked up on New Year's Eve. (One last fuck you from 2013 to me, apparently. I'd bill the city of Detroit for it since it was their
pothole meteor crater on their unlit street, but I fear the bankruptcy judge won't approve the expense.)
Whatever. Free snowblower!
FInally celebrating my birthday(which was New Years day) with my family today and tomorrow, so it should be a good time. It could be the last birthday I spend with them for a while.
Chitty Chitty posbang
Have a great weekend playing in the snow!
Me and posbang me please
Hold me gently while I get posbanged....please.
Happy 1st Friday of 2014. Nothing special planned for me except to PREPARE FOR THE UPCOMING FROZEN APOCALYPSE. High temps near Madison, WI expected to be in the -10 to -15 F range on Monday. Stay warm, my friends.
I'm going to chill out tonight with a cup of tea and watch Ohio lose to Clemson. Then I'm gonna sit back and watch the NFL football playoffs over the weekend. I'm a Packer fan and apparently the game against San Fran is supposed to be the coldest in history. I'll have about 50 friends there, so I should probably plan a trip back to Green Bay for hospital visits while I'm at it.
OK, OP. Stop with the Will Ferrell stuff.
Apologies for not living up to your posting standards, I'm new to this whole "MGoBoard" thing and definitely need the advice. Until then:
WE'RE GOING STREAKING!!!!!!!
At least its not still 2013.
After two loooong weeks at home with two sick children, we are going out tonight to watch the OSU game. I will be so happy to be out of the house, I won't even mind if OSU wins.
Snow storm here so working from home. Enjoy the weekend everyone
Are you dealing with Winter Storm Hercules or the new one that is coming towards Ohio as I type?
Hercules. Real feel of -3 degrees today. Not typical weather conditions in Philly
Whoooo!!! Someone tell me when I can stop panicking and running around screaming, k?
okay now you can.
Why am I always late for a posbang!? My priorities are shit
The first Friday of 2014! Happy Friday everyone.
...then nothing will:
Now you will get ready for the zim zam and the bobbity bibity.And you will take off your clothes and lie VOOOM! And get ready for the most splendiforous pudding pop you have ever seen!
My posbang is for the schedenfreude I feel reading a board dominated by Michiganders: though it is chilly here in the south (yet to hit 40 and it's already the afternoon!), I feel so much better reading about how cold it would be if I still lived in Ann Arbor.
The only guy on here that wants Clemson to lose tonight. Not that I want OSU to win, but it will be intolerable around here if Clemson wins...
I once farted in a dressing room and blamed it on the sales associate.
Two Day Work Week Posbang!!!
I go away on holiday and return to the old voting system? What a great thing to see! Just when I thought I got out, the voting system pulled me back in. Happy friday everyone! Can't wait for the "what are you drinking?" thread.
So...like everyone else said.
All the best this weekend and in 2014.
I offer up nothing of substance with this post. Can I has posbang?
What's a POSBANG? I bet RDT won't be here today.
The fam and I fly back to Shanghai tomorrow. 14 hour flight. Trying to decide if I should fly back here for the first football game next year but probably not. We did get to go to the Holy Cross hoops game so that was nice. I am way overly optimistic about the 2014-5 Michigan teams already!
Bring your green hat!
I could really use a good posbang...and some beer.
because it's gonna be so damn cold. I could use a posbang to keep me warm!
Will be moving there this year. Can't wait.
Here's an image I think is funny:
Look at the bounce on that trampoline! Looks like a cartoon
I could do that without the trampoline.
New Kate Upton movie:
Use HD for full effect.
January (and probably most of Q1) looks like it's shaping up to be quite a tire fire in my working world. I need a posbang and I need it bad.
Or maybe I'll just keep watching Kari Byron do this ....
Whoa, did she, uh, upgrade?
I posted an 'OMG Sparty' thread yesterday and I'm sorry. It won't happen again.
That would be painful
The Good: Car wouldn't start this morning so I'm working from home while sipping coffee in my boxers. GF left before me and no one was around for me to be able to get a jump from so I'm waiting on the tow guy to get here.
The Bad: I probably need a new battery and or alternator. Hoping just the battery since it's an original on an 06.
I feel your pain, too .... Went outside yesterday to dig out from the recent dumping of snow to find that my 15 year-old snow blower finally went to that Big Driveway in the Sky. Sure, I could probably have it fixed, but why do that when I can get a brand new one?
I told my wife I needed this one, but I'm not sure she's going for it:
Evidently, she doesn't care that I want to remain warm and dry while I clear the snow this winter.
Ya think? Once I get it jumped I'll take it in and get it tested. It's just not the best time for me to have to spend money on car problems (new semester and new job next week). I bought the car used in 2012 (06 Model) so if it's the original battery in there I'm surprised it went on this long and hopefully that's it.
I have had some problems that might indicate an alternator issue (mainly dimmer headlights and a really funky sounding noise on the drive back from Chicago this Tuesday).
Sucks about your blower man. My dad's finally broke down recently and he was pretty bummed. We got him a new one last minute for Christmas instead of the usual clothes that he has enough of.
Then you may be right about the alternator. If, after you get your car jumped, the engine runs for a while then dies, it's likely the alternator because the battery will have been providing power to the ignition circuit and it's run out of juice.
If the vehicle stays running, it may in fact be the battery, but you should have a service tech you trust check the voltage coming from the alternator while the car is running (if you know how to do it, then it's an easy DIY job). The voltage should be in the range between 13 and 14.5 V (give or take).
It may also be the alternator belt. If it's an original, it could be wearing, no longer taught, out of alignment, etc. If you know where to look on your particular car, check the belt for wear, proper tension, etc.
There are a few other things you could check, but the above two should give you a pretty good indication of the problem.
Thanks. My GF has been complaining about the lights whenever we've been in the car for sometime now (since July) but I just ignored it. Hope I'm not gonna pay the price now.
California does have its advantages. They are few, but they exist.
Thank you, another person who realizes that California is not all it's cracked up to be.
But on days like this when the rest of the country is frozen, we do feel fortunate.
That line never gets old!
On my way back from an interview in Philly and looking to get PosBanged.
These are always so early in the day
A 2014 Friday Posbang, ooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, feels soooooooo goooooooood.