Friday POSBANG & Greatest Dunk of All Time

Submitted by The Fugitive on

It's April Fool's and my boss is pranking me into working today.  I'll show up, but I ain't working!

What are you weaklings doing this weekend?! Wedding planning for me! Time to swallow my cyanide capsule

 

LSAClassOf2000

April 1st, 2016 at 8:50 AM ^

It is a shame that the man who once claimed to be from Lovetron was taken from us so soon, not to mention the man who gave us gems like "The In Your Face Disgrace", "Greyhound Special" and the "Spine-Chiller Supreme" among his more memorable dunks. His autobiography - "Chocolate Thunder" - is actually a rather interesting read and arguably symbolic of the period during which he played, if anyone has some spare room on their reading list and if you can find a copy still. 

Darker Blue

April 1st, 2016 at 7:59 AM ^

The greatest drunk I ever had was when I had to have two people help me stand up to pee and I still ended up peeing all over myself.

oh you said greatest dunk.

Everyone Murders

April 1st, 2016 at 7:59 AM ^

Congratulations on the upcoming nuptials, but isn't your marriage track record a concern for your betrothed?  I mean, we know you profess your innocence, but a murder conviction would give most women serious pause.

It is nice, though, that you found someone willing to look past all that, and live on the lam.