TheFugitive

August 14th, 2015 at 12:18 AM ^

And I'd like to get some chores done around the house

Be safe everyone.  No broken bones this weekend.

justingoblue

August 14th, 2015 at 12:24 AM ^

Don't have a gif, sorry, but I did get a chance to see Straight Outta Compton earlier and the reviews were mostly right.

It skips around and airbrushes some uncomfortable parts of the era, but overall it delivered and was cast really well. Cube's son in jheri curls was a dead ringer for his father.

gwkrlghl

August 14th, 2015 at 11:02 AM ^

Looks real, but the fact that the motorcyclist doesn't even react nor the cars following makes me think not. That guy on the bike would get seriously injured too if he hit that guy so I find it hard to believe he would just truck through

Everyone Murders

August 14th, 2015 at 8:31 AM ^

A wren moved onto my porch this week, overnighting on a flat surface of a column supporting the porch roof.  Not wanting bird shit all over my porch, I put a piece of cardboard with nails sticking up out of it one morning, weighted it down, and came back at night to discover the wren kicked the nail board onto the porch floor.

Fuck yo' nails!

Then I repositioned the nail board so the wren could not kick the nail board off.  Came home that night to see the wren perched atop the nails, with a defiant look in its eyes.

FUCK YO' NAILS!

Last night we decided we liked its spirit, and are going to let it stay, albeit atop the nails.  My daughter asked to name it, and I said "this is easy - that's M.C. Wren".

Then I laughed while my wife and daughter looked at me, wondering what was funny about that.  Lorenzo Patterson would get the gag.  My wife and daughter - not so much.

I'm done now.  Bang me.