Friday PosBang!

Submitted by JoeyFootball19 on

Friday Posbang! Lets get to bangin! Heres to Friday and day two of camping in Saban territory. I have a feeling today is gonna be a great day!

 

Prince Lover

June 5th, 2015 at 12:51 AM ^

A here's a quick question. Does anybody know where I can buy some beets around here? I sure wish there was a beet farmer around. You know, someone who provides beets, beet products, and funny gifs. Where have you been shrutebeetfarmer? These dog dangling days of the off season needs your humor to pass some time!

mchicagoblue

June 5th, 2015 at 2:00 AM ^

Happy Friday everybody! Should be a fun sports weekend with American Pharoah going for the Triple Crown Saturday and the Stanley Cup Final and NBA Finals going on. Congrats to Michigan's baseball and softball teams on great seasons! The future looks bright for both! Enjoy the weekend and Go Blue!

rob f

June 5th, 2015 at 4:32 AM ^

@ CoMerica Park on a bus trip bus trip yesterday, and although Detroit lost, I came home a winner of an authentic-style Al Kaline home jersey. BANG ME!

RainbowSprings

June 5th, 2015 at 5:39 AM ^

Harbaugh & Gang swarming, recruit(s) committing, baseball and softball concluded great seasons. Life is good. About 60 days until Fall Practice, and 90 days until the Ute game. Enjoy your weekend.

Sam1863

June 5th, 2015 at 6:03 AM ^

My cousin's daughter just got accepted to U-M Law. So to say congratulations while he figures out how to pay for it, I sent him these (which I guarantee he'll forward to his future barrister): Why did New Jersey get all the toxic waste and California all the lawyers? New Jersey got to pick first. What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra? He gets taller. A lawyer bought a farm as a weekend retreat. While walking around his new property he looks down and sees that his feet are in the middle of a huge cowpie. He starts screaming, ‘Oh my God! Help me, help me!’ His wife runs up and asks what’s the matter. The lawyer points to his feet and screams, ‘I’m melting! I’m melting…!’

Sam1863

June 5th, 2015 at 2:35 PM ^

Me too. My girlfriend's sister-in-law comes from a family of lawyers, and they love these jokes. Two that they gave me:

Q: Why don't lawyers go to the beach?

A: The cats keep burying them in the sand.

Q: What do you call a dozen lawyers buried to their necks in cement?

A: Not enough cement.

LSAClassOf2000

June 5th, 2015 at 6:46 AM ^

Being that we're there now, I am sure that Saban may very well be hiding out in nearby shrubs mournfully singing "Eyes Without A Face" or something along those lines.  Actually, if he showed up at one donning a fake mustache and a shirt that read "I Get This Often, But I Am Not Nick Saban, Which Is Why I Grew The Mustache", I wouldn't be all that shocked.

Anyway, it's Friday - this ends my kids' final full week of school, so beginning this time next week, about three months of terrible apparent boredom. Fortunately, they are now old enough where I can employ my father's old strategy of, "So you're out of things to do, eh? Well, walk this way..."