Friday Posbang!!!
What? It's almost 10am on Friday and no one has created a posbang thread yet?!?! Well, that certainly needs to change. Let the banging begin!!!
Birthday yesterday, hung over as shit at work today. Bang me, please....
I just want a beer.
Hitting up the tigers game tomorrow. Morel Mushroom hunting on Sunday to avoid as much Mother's Day festivities as possible=a great weekend.
A Friday at work with nothing to do! I will be on this site often today!
prepping for my first colonoscopy. This means I'll be on the toilet, likely pissing out my arse from about 4 PM - 10 PM. Also warned I will be very sore from wiping. How fun is this gonna be?
Please bang gently!
you will have an amazing appreciation for the different toilet paper textures in the future.
2 Ply!
just to be banged on Friday
and couldn't get in on the bang. But here's why I won't consider it a bad day:
I came across a blossom from a pussy willow branch today, so maybe the fact I "found pussy" will help me get banged.
One can hope, can't he?...