"It's a lot easier being a drug dealer than an AAU coach" - this guy. Tell me something I don't know. I mean, don't think but have never tried either.
Friday Mornin' Rhymin' Time - MGoBlog Song Parody 1018
It's our offense we can MANBALL if we want
It's our offense we can POWER if we want
It's our offense we can ISO if we want
We can STRETCH if we want
INSIDE ZONE if we want...
So la da di da di
Can't even gain three
Why throw underneath
We run into a stacked box
need to be brought back for these comments. +20000
Could've sworn that BTN was advertising a noon start. Memo To Self: Change Saturday Plans ASAP.
This game will be filthy
We have no respect
For the play caller upstairs
Must be trying to upset
The fan base we are
We have come to expect
We have no run game
We have no checks
So don't waste a Saturday
Screaming on your couch
You know what will happen
You know the result
We will win by a little
But they're will still be doubts
Because we are Michigan Fergodsakes and all Mgo nation knows it
We will do things by tradition
Even if it looks like shit
So come on everybody
Basketball season is almost here
Sit back and enjoy,
and tip back those beers
The buckeyes are real
We all know the deal
But come November
We all know how we'll feel
We'll enjoy the ride
As it's gets colder outside
But it's the buckeyes who arrive
To the big house with pride
The true Blue will come and tear out their hearts
Because this is Michigan, and today, it starts
It gets better for everyone
We found our line CAN block
JMFR is back
Our pass rush will stop
All these teams that think we have no shot
Go Blue and Hail..
To the Victors unite
Let's kick some ass
So we can enjoy Saturday nights!!
We don't need no trickerration
We don't need to pass the ball
No bubble screens to test the defense
We'll just keep on running into 8 man walls
Hey! Borges! Leave that scheme alone.
Try a WR screen and throw us mgofans a bone.
If you don't run up the gut, you can't throw playaction.
How can you have playaction if you don't run up the gut?
- Obama [drops mic]