Sam1863

March 20th, 2015 at 6:27 AM ^

A girl invites her boyfriend to come over to meet her parents and have dinner. And because this is such a big event, she tells him that after dinner, they're going to go out and have sex for the first time. The boy is ecstatic, but since he's never had sex before, he goes to the drug store to get some condoms. He explains the situation to the pharmacist, who is very helpful. He tells the boy everything he needs to know about sex and condoms before selling the grateful boy a box. That night, the boy arrives and his girlfriend meets him at the door, telling him to come meet her parents, who are already seated in the dining room. The boy follows her to the dining room and meets the parents. As they sit down, the boy quickly offers to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes, and the boy is still praying with his head down. Five minutes later, still praying. Finally, after 10 minutes, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to him, "I had no idea you were this religious." The boy whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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4roses

March 20th, 2015 at 8:42 AM ^

First weekend with no Kids hockey in forever . . . lots of NCAA hoops and perhaps something to cheer about in the Michigan Hockey world????

GO BLUE

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GoWings2008

March 20th, 2015 at 8:41 AM ^

Someone's obviously been up way too late, and I'll I hope is that those who started this thread will be here to upvote those of us who were in bed...

BUT...

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ruthmahner

March 20th, 2015 at 9:39 AM ^

My bracket is a shambles.  The only upsets that didn't happen were the ones I didn't call.  And when Hampton was up 5 to 4 I thought they just might pull it out.  Oh, the pain.

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