NCAA TOURNEY TRUE FACTS:
OK, that one's not much of a stretch.
that's why the Allies recruited them VS the Nazis in WWII.
the RAF carpet bombed Germany with basketballs. The 2-3 zone took care of the rest.
Love to hear any of yours-
The 2-3 zone isn't enough to stop Michigan.
I don't find this very funny. The 2-3 Zone killed my parents.
So it must be legit then right?
I am fairly certain that Wellington found that if you keep the 2-3 zone in motion and exploit the dead spots to get dribble penetration, you can defeat Napoleon.
Jeez, I didn't know that Yankees fans drank THIS hard after bad losses :P
Prince Fielder is the only man to ever beat the 2-3 zone.
The Syracuse 2-3 zone defended Jane Roe when she took on Henry Wade.
Chuck Norris was shut down by the 2-3 zone.
Well now, that one I can't quite believe.
The Syracuse 2-3 zone beat bowzer and links shadow while playing through the fire and the flames on expert with one hand
2-3 zone: invented by Al Gore*
2-3 zone: used by my first girlfriend as effective defense against penetration**
2-3 zone: actually created by the Emperor a long long time ago in a place far far away. However, he forgot to deploy it on some exhaust chutes and well you know what happened...
2-3 zone: is actually a 3-3 zone, which is why it is so effective. key: keep telling the refs that "2+3=5" and hence you can't call too many men on the court.
2-3 zone: used to be called "a stupid shitty defense that makes the game boring"
2-3 zone: will not be talked about much or at all after saturday night. Boom!
* - sorry Al.
** - actually not true; however, her genital warts were an even better defense
The 2-3 zone did not need up, down, up, down, left, right, left, right A, B, A, B, selct, start. To beat Contra.
Uncanny. I was about to post the exact same thing.
The only way Syracuse can stop Michigan on offense is if they run the vaunted 3-3 zone.
It becomes impossible to score against a 2-3 zone when defenders are an inch taller than average.
The 2-3 zone was implemented by Saddam Hussein's Republican Guard to win the Great Iraqi War in the 1990's.
I beat cancer by implementing the 2-3 zone
-The 2-3 zone kept France safe from Nazi invasion during all of 1937.
I heard this will even get commemorated with an Arc de 2-3omphe.
Should have gone with Arc Deux-Trois-omphe.
Little known fact is that Napolean suffered defeat at Waterloo because he switched out of Boeheim's 2-3 zone and went man to man. Greatest single military blunder in history.
Ok, if we lose because our O gets shut down, I blame this thread, as fun as it may be.
Craig James allegedly used the 2-3 zone to kill 5 hookers at SMU.
Gotta remember the second one.
He doth protest too much methinks
The Syracuse 2-3 zone is the reason Waldo is hiding.
On this board!
The 2-3 zone is so good, it leaves Fred Jackson speechless.
OJ used the 2-3 defense. It was impenetrable.
The first draft of the Declaration of Independence had Otto the Orange's signature on it.
At the Little Big Horn, hence it was his last stand.
The seldom mentioned 4th boat to sail with Columbus to the new world was appropriately named "2-3 Zone, bitches".
The first battle of Bull Run was won by Confederate General "2-3 Zone" Jackson.
what if the hurricane is named 2-3 Zone?
“Don’t talk to me about naval tradition. It’s nothing but rum, sodomy and the 2-3 zone.”
Doesn't seem to hard to solve.
The 2-3 zone kept Rutgers players safe.
The Spartans would have successfully defended Thermopylae if they used the 2-3 zone
Nah, the 2-3 zone can't even defend Spartan couches in East Lansing.