When Fred Jackson was 12, his dad walked into his room, sat on his bed and said "Freddy, I think its time we talked about sex" so Freddy Jackson replied: "OK, what do you wanna know?"
Fred Jackson Facts
Predatory instincts of an Orca, speed of a cheetah, coupled with the smoothness of Lando Calrissian.
He is there talking with Justice Hayes
The next recruit Fred Jackson gets to commit is like Chris Johnson (but faster), like Barry Sanders (but more agile), like Earl Campbell (but stronger) and like Mike Hart (with better ball security).
Fred Jackson coached the first UM RB and will coach the last UM RB.
Fred Jackson invented New Years Eve.
Chuck Norris takes consultation from Fred Jackson.
Fred Jackson is the only coach in the nation who can get a six star recruit to commit.
A ten foot monster that slept with all of our wives. He punched us all in the face, and we loved him for it.
Fred Jackson gave Barwis his wolves.
Prediction: this thread is going to be legen-wait for it-dary.
Is to create an MGoBlog meme that will live forever along with Tacopants.
Fred Jackson is one of a very select group of individuals qualified for an internet meme. He's like a more talented version of keyboard cat, more gruff than epic beard man, and I guarantee you if he were in Mobile Alabama he would have found the leprachaun. And the gold.
Ha! But you know it wasn't a leprechaun, right? It was "probably just a crack head that got ahold of the wrong stuff, and it told him to go up in the tree and play a leprechaun!"
That never gets old with me.
Fred did walk from San Diego to Ann Arbor. In fact, he does it every day.
...and does it faster than an airplane.
I love Freddy j more than most people, and I gotta wonder if you guys are flirting with the line between laughing with him and laughing at him. He's a positive guy and loves his players, always looking for the good in people. I'm bit saying you are going overboard, but sometimes it seems like some people are making fun of him, which is not very chill, brah.
Fred Jackson would laugh at this thread with us.
Fred Jackson has been with the program since 1992! He is loyal and a solid coach. So what if his quotes on running backs stretch the truth. Fred Jackson is the fucking man and he deserves this thread. BTW, I am very glad to see is coming back (obviously.)
Fred Jackson thinks your comment is just ok.
I find your screen name ironic, as you just killed the collective mood of this thread.
i would dominate in any other thread.
not very chill, brah
If Fred Jackson negbanged this, you would cease to exist (possibly your parents too)
I'm not in the loop with the Fj hyperbole jokes...
I'm not in the loop with the Fj hyperbole jokes...
Fred Jackson once had a staring contest with a wall. And won.
Fred Jackson is Lloyd Brady's legal guardian. How else do you get front row seats to everything?
"The Team" in Bo's speech was a metaphor of Fred Jackson.
Fred fasted for 40 days and 40 nights... but faster.
Fred Jackson can dodge bullets like the guys in the Matrix, only faster, and allows players to let off a couple rounds at him at any moment. Hence players keeping guns out when he's around.
Ha! Love it!
Fred Jackson once kicked a baby elephant into puberty
Fred Jackson shaves with a jagged pummice stone.
When Fred Jackson walks up to the West Huron river, the waters part so he can cross on dry land.
which is why he drinks Dos Equis
And when he finishes he says, "Stay thirsty Michigan fans."
When Fred Jackson speaks, a running back gets his wings...
the old helmet stickers were actually a picture of Fred riding an elephant sized wolverine.
Fred Jackson knows all the words to "The Victors" because he wrote the song.
Another little known fact is that he is the one who told Paul McCartney that "Hey Dude" just didn't sound right and that he should change it.
used Fred Jackson's autobiography for their "Most Interesting Man in World" commercials.
Fred Jackson cannot bench press as much as Jake Long can, that would be ridiculous.
In truth, Fred Jackson can bench press Jake Long...while Jake Long is bench pressing.
It is only because of FJ's humility that we have "The Victors", today. The original lyrics began, "Hail to Coach Freddy Jackson".
Fred Jackson speaks with the soothing tones of James Earl Jones, only more tranquil.
fooled Mother Nature.
When Fred Jackson was going to his first frat party, his dad asked if he could go with him...Fred Jackson replied, "Dad, you know you have to be over 21 to go to this party". His dad sadly nodded his head in agreement while Fred read him a bedtime story!
Ripped the sleeves off of Tressel's sweater.
Has fooled people into thinking that Gary Moeller, Lloyd Carr, Rich Rodriguez, and Brady Hoke have actually been the ones in charge of the program.
but rather the beating of Fred Jackson's heart.
discovered Ted Williams
Who's the black private dick
that's a sex machine to all the chicks?
You're damn right
Who is the man
that would risk his neck for his brother man?
Can ya dig it?
Who's the cat that won't cop out
when there's danger all about
You see this cat Jackson is a bad mother--
(Shut your mouth)
But I'm talkin' about Jackson
(Then we can dig it)
He's a complicated man
but no one understands him but his woman
Stepped on the Block M...and stopped time.
taught the Armed Forces how to recruit.
Fred can take the blue and the red pill at the same time.
have a week dedicated to Fred Jackson
started the Big Bang.
owns all of RR's snake oil stock
Fred Jackson taught Morgan Freeman how to play the role of God, and Jim Caviezel how to play the role of Jesus.
Fred Jackson is the King of Flint.