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Female Maryland Football Fan...Mother of God
September 25th, 2017 at 9:21 AM
#1
Female Maryland Football Fan...Mother of God
This needs no words really. Breathtaking is all that comes to mind.
www.sbnation.com/college-football/2017/9/23/16354716/maryland-ucf-tailga...
September 25th, 2017 at 9:24 AM
#2
her parents must be so proud
her parents must be so proud
September 25th, 2017 at 9:29 AM
#3
BOOOOOOORRRRRING
BOOOOOOORRRRRING
September 25th, 2017 at 10:10 AM
#4
Go home
Go home grandma.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:46 AM
#5
A college kid drinking?
Why, I'd never.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:57 AM
#6
That just made me feel sorry for her.
Pathetic attempt at being cool.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:54 AM
#7
BOOOOOOORRRRRRRING
BOOOOOOORRRRRRRING
September 25th, 2017 at 12:00 PM
#8
On a level of pathetic to
On a level of pathetic to badass this is damn near Stone Cold Steve Austin.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:38 AM
#9
Why?
She spilled way too much
Why?
She spilled way too much beer.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:25 AM
#10
Crab cakes and Football (Tailgates)
That's how Maryland does it!
September 25th, 2017 at 11:13 AM
#11
I thought Maryland did it with
crabs and cake
September 25th, 2017 at 9:27 AM
#12
That kids
reaction is great.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:46 AM
#13
Video Embed:
THE TERPS SHOWED UP FOR GAME DAY
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— SB Nation (@SBNation) September 23, 2017
September 25th, 2017 at 11:01 AM
#14
Yes, but
can she suck the chrome off a trailer hitch, and relax with a beer afterward?
Cuz to me....THAT'S a lady!
September 25th, 2017 at 11:37 AM
#15
I just noticed that there
I just noticed that there seem to only be two girls at that party.
September 25th, 2017 at 3:05 PM
#16
Ya a party with 2 girls and 25 nerds would hold my
Ya a party with 2 girls and 25 nerds would hold my interest about 3 seconds
September 26th, 2017 at 12:57 PM
#17
Are you sure that they're
Are you sure that they're both girls? After watching that video I have my doubts
September 25th, 2017 at 11:20 AM
#18
Is she single?
Asking for a friend, of course.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:34 AM
#19
She's taken
She's spoken for...by me. I'm oddly turned on by both her pain tolerance and ability to chug beer.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:45 AM
#20
Yeah,
And I'm betting she will have nothing to do with you, or any of those guys there.
I've known girls like her... intimately...
Spectacular.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:57 AM
#21
WAIT. Like, known in the
WAIT. Like, known in the biblical sense? (NTTAWWT) We must know.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:41 PM
#22
in·ti·mate·ly
ˈin(t)əmətl
in·ti·mate·ly
ˈin(t)əmətlē/
adverb
-
1.in a way that involves detailed knowledge."everyone knew intimately what was going on"
-
2.in a private and personal way."the pair laughed and talked intimately"
September 25th, 2017 at 2:00 PM
#23
Hey now..
What happens in college...
I admit to nothing...
September 25th, 2017 at 12:48 PM
#26
And then all conversation
And then all conversation stopped.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:02 PM
#27
There is nothing odd about
There is nothing odd about being turned on by that.
Every dude in that room insta-chubbed, for sure.
September 26th, 2017 at 1:35 AM
#28
Eww
Insta chubbed?
September 25th, 2017 at 12:32 PM
#29
She?
She?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:45 AM
#30
His reaction
Tells my that the effort to remove masculinity in male college students is working.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:28 AM
#33
Saw this Saturday. She is my
Saw this Saturday. She is my hero and my spirit animal. I want to be like her, but I am not worthy.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:51 AM
#34
God, that is so hot. I hope
God, that is so hot. I hope she's single and will smash a beer on my face, drink it all, then throw me on the bed for some non-consensual (on my part), violent, unpleasant relations...
September 25th, 2017 at 9:56 AM
#35
My nickname for you is Cousin
My nickname for you is Cousin It.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:03 AM
#36
huh
wouldn't have guessed you're into pegging. Learn something new every day.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:14 AM
#37
I am, but I'm also into the
I am, but I'm also into the strange finishes. I love the Dirty Sanchez, the Cosby Sweater, and the Spiderman. My new fave is the John Wilkes Booth... look it up...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:23 AM
#38
Ya I don't think I'm going to look those
Ya I don't think I'm going to look those up
September 25th, 2017 at 10:29 AM
#39
I really didn't believe there was such a thing as
the Cosby Sweater until I looked it up. Upon reading I will not be doing any further investigation into the other habits of Faux Mo.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:38 AM
#40
Because it's my new fave,
Because it's my new fave, here is a PG-13 version of the John Wilkes Booth...
Sneak up on your significant other (while they're sleeping, or just unawares), "pleasure yourself" as you normally would, and then "complete the process" on the back of her/his head. Then, you jump off the bed and yell, "SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS" and run from the room...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:48 AM
#41
Then just for fun, ask your partner:
Other than that, Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:52 AM
#42
Years of living in a sewer has affected you
Years of living in a sewer has affected you man
September 25th, 2017 at 10:53 AM
#43
I've got "Killer
I've got "Killer Clown-Related CTE" from those damned kids and their sling shots...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:28 AM
#44
i am so looking those up
and using for sure
September 25th, 2017 at 10:39 AM
#45
Does she vomit on your face
Does she vomit on your face afterwards?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:50 AM
#46
God, I hope so...
God, I hope so...
September 25th, 2017 at 9:29 AM
#47
Honest video caption
Drunk girls on a table at a sausage party
September 25th, 2017 at 9:31 AM
#48
Based on the title I was
Based on the title I was expecting the Virgin Mary.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:31 AM
#49
Glorious!
I'm impressed. Feats of strength!
September 25th, 2017 at 10:18 AM
#50
I am not impressed. Now, had
I am not impressed. Now, had she done that with a beer BOTTLE, well, maybe.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:32 AM
#51
Solid work
.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:32 AM
#52
she is indeed
marriage material
September 25th, 2017 at 9:34 AM
#53
If she is really good she
If she is really good she will do that with a bottle next time.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:21 PM
#54
I have done this, and I can't
I have done this, and I can't recommend it.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:40 PM
#55
Well TIMMAAY,
this admission certainty explains a lot. Beer can enduced CTE is no laughing matter.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:35 AM
#56
The things kids do for the
The things kids do for the 'gram..
September 25th, 2017 at 9:37 AM
#57
This is
Amateur hour, bruh
September 25th, 2017 at 9:39 AM
#58
CTE
CTE
September 25th, 2017 at 9:52 AM
#59
I can almost hear the Tau
I can almost hear the Tau protein building up in her brain...
September 25th, 2017 at 12:04 PM
#60
So hot
So hot
September 25th, 2017 at 9:39 AM
#61
Is it me?
Or is this thread upsetting our Drupal overlords?
September 25th, 2017 at 9:40 AM
#62
I have a new hero. Still
I have a new hero. Still needs to work up to the smashing two beer cans together and then draining them simultaneously.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:41 AM
#63
ahh away with all the hate.
ahh away with all the hate. This chick has got bigger balls than half the blog! Impressive!
September 25th, 2017 at 9:46 AM
#64
She's a beast! (In the good
She's a beast! (In the good kind of beast way)
September 25th, 2017 at 9:48 AM
#65
I have
the strangest boner right now.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:54 AM
#66
Hard, but not all the way to
Hard, but not all the way to the tip?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:50 AM
#67
Pictures or it didn't
Pictures or it didn't happen.
Wait, on second thought ... never mind.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:58 AM
#68
If..
it lasts longer than 4 hours, seek medical help.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:05 AM
#69
I'd pay good money
for one that lasted half that long.
Also, fun fact. The treatment for that 4+ hour erection is an injection of benadryl. Right in the pecker.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:13 AM
#70
Cure sounds worse than the
Cure sounds worse than the problem
September 25th, 2017 at 3:23 PM
#71
Add a TV
to your bedroom (television that is) and play porn while you two go at it.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:08 AM
#72
Hits Home
I spent much of middle school in dire need of medical help, too ashamed of my condition to seek treatment. If only those ads had run a few years earlier!
September 26th, 2017 at 4:53 AM
#73
I remember that condition
I remember that condition well. When the girl next to me in Civics class wore her "Luv's Baby Soft" pink t-shirt with the low-cut neckline, I'd have to carry my books in front of my crotch to conceal the hard evidence.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:09 AM
#74
I prefer to think of it this
I prefer to think of it this way:
If boners last for longer than four hours, call more ladies.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:49 AM
#75
..
I find nothing about this entertaining nor endearing. This is not “Wife” material. Now if she was rocking a nice salary, and/or good insurance, decent credit, and/or enjoyed cleaning the house, sign me up!
Related: I am old. Get off my lawn.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:50 AM
#76
HAWT
HAWT
September 25th, 2017 at 9:51 AM
#77
I completely expected this to end in epic failure.
I completely expected this to end in epic failure. As far as college party standards go...she has become legend.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:58 AM
#78
"How I Met Your Mother"
In 15 years, this will be the plot line for a re-make of "How I Met Your Mother".
(Bonus points for her smooth removal of her sorority-girl shades in a continous motion with catching the beer and smashing it on her forehead. These details count.)
September 25th, 2017 at 9:54 AM
#79
18th Century English Lit
18th Century English Lit Major right there.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:12 AM
#80
Brain damage required
To read 18th century English lit.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:59 PM
#81
Reading many literature lit
Reading any literature lit makes reading more fun though.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:56 AM
#82
Brother Bluto from Delta
Brother Bluto from Delta house would be so proud.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:58 AM
#83
I guess it's now official.
Welcome to the Big Ten, Maryland!
September 25th, 2017 at 10:01 AM
#84
WWSFT? (What would Scott Frost Think?)
Note that per the article this is in preparation for Maryland's game against UCF. My guess is that she heard Scott Frost yammering about UCF being the "hardest hitting" team and undertook to put an end to that b.s. for once and for all.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:22 AM
#85
His mom would not
His mom would not approve
September 25th, 2017 at 10:02 AM
#86
Someday, this girl will be at
Someday, this girl will be at a fancy dinner party, wearing a nice evening gown, making small talk with work friends...who have no idea what kind of badass they're talking to.
She'll withdraw from the conversation, bored, and dream of the day she smashed a beer can on her face and chugged it.
"I wonder what they'd do if I tried it," she'll wonder, blissfully unaware that the woman next to her is daydreaming of dancing topless on a table.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:07 AM
#87
and then they both excuse themselves
to the ladies room where they do a couple bumps of cocaine and start making out....
Wait. What were we talking about?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:26 AM
#88
Banker lunchtimes
Banker lunchtimes apparently
September 25th, 2017 at 10:08 AM
#89
We're gonna show this world a
We're gonna show this world a thing or two...
September 25th, 2017 at 10:08 AM
#90
The number of ER visits for
The number of ER visits for facial lacerations will go up 10 fold in the next few weeks.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:10 AM
#91
That's not a girl. That's a
That's not a girl. That's a woman.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:13 AM
#92
Technique
It's great that she looks the can all the way into her hand before moving on to complete the play.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:17 AM
#93
Hottest thing I've seen since watching our new red
Hottest thing I've seen since watching our new red zone offense
September 25th, 2017 at 10:19 AM
#94
Honestly, I'm far from a
Honestly, I'm far from a "bro" and even I had to brag about this girl to my wife. We both agreed that her form and toughness were apex-level stuff. Also: She's clearly done this before. A lot.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:28 AM
#95
If this thread ends up with
If this thread ends up with more comments than the Chase Winnovich NPOTW thread I will be slightly disappointed and not at all surprised. #guys.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:33 AM
#96
(No subject)
September 25th, 2017 at 10:40 AM
#97
Amurrica is pretty over, really.
Decline and fall. . . on your face in the parking lot.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:44 AM
#98
Are we sure this isn't a clip
Are we sure this isn't a clip from Broad City?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:45 AM
#99
This guy must have been there
September 25th, 2017 at 10:47 AM
#100
Not to brag or anything but
Not to brag or anything but when my daughter was 13, she got reprimanded in the lunchroom for trying to crush a soda can against her forehead.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:54 AM
#101
From the comments here, you
From the comments here, you might not want to tell these guys about that.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:28 AM
#102
Does she attend Maryland now?
Does she attend Maryland now?
September 25th, 2017 at 10:48 AM
#103
I have to say
I'm into it. Something about the fluidity.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:53 AM
#104
She is the love of my life.
She is the love of my life.
September 25th, 2017 at 10:59 AM
#105
Impressive, but not enticing.
Impressive, but not enticing.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:06 AM
#106
One question
WTF was Frankie Muniz doing there at the end?
September 25th, 2017 at 12:47 PM
#107
Clearly he was checking the WiFi signal at the party.
September 25th, 2017 at 11:19 AM
#108
Misleading title
For a minute I thought that there had been a vision of the Blessed Virgin at Byrd Stadium (or whatever they're calling it these days). /s
September 26th, 2017 at 3:20 PM
#109
Gobsmacked Bystander
Chris Sims pointed out that in Jack Kirby's comic book art, there's often a background character who can't believe whatever awesome thing Spiderman or Batman or Thor or is are doing. He called this the "gobsmacked bystander."
This guy is the best real life example I've ever seen.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:38 PM
#110
Buck naked 3 minutes later.
Buck naked 3 minutes later.
September 25th, 2017 at 12:44 PM
#111
...
Is she related to Deranged Sorority Girl?
http://gawker.com/5994974/the-most-deranged-sorority-girl-email-you-will...
September 25th, 2017 at 12:58 PM
#112
That could possibly be one of the funniest things
I have ever read.
Is she the daughter of the football coach (John Goodman) at Adams College?
September 25th, 2017 at 1:08 PM
#113
I just reread that email in a pissed-off Becky voice.
This awesome woman is my new favorite author:
September 25th, 2017 at 12:52 PM
#114
Ouch
September 25th, 2017 at 1:09 PM
#115
I'll bet she puts out.
I'll bet she puts out.
September 25th, 2017 at 2:04 PM
#116
I've had so many 2-week
I've had so many 2-week relationships with this girl.
September 25th, 2017 at 9:53 PM
#117
She was getting ready for the
She was getting ready for the fiasco that would later be the game.
September 26th, 2017 at 1:01 AM
#118
Woooooow
That is my kind of woman, badass......so badass.
Maryland up a notch in respect to produce that.
