FauxMo

September 25th, 2017 at 10:38 AM ^

Because it's my new fave, here is a PG-13 version of the John Wilkes Booth...

Sneak up on your significant other (while they're sleeping, or just unawares), "pleasure yourself" as you normally would, and then "complete the process" on the back of her/his head. Then, you jump off the bed and yell, "SIC SEMPER TYRRANIS" and run from the room...