Farewell, Justin Boren
This Saturday marks the end of the Justin Boren / Michigan / OSU saga. Justin's last game in Columbus, his last meeting with Michigan, his last Big Ten game.
What a long, strange trip it's been with Justin.
It is, in my mind, the worst-reported and most underreported story in the history of Michigan football. Here was a kid, a really good player and the son of one of Bo's boys, who left suddenly, inexplicably, and on his way out, was party to the strangest press release in modern memory.
It was the "famliy values" meme; which gave rise to a couple of years' worth of weird, unfounded and increasingly strange presumptions and rumors about the Rich Rodriguez football program. All of them false. Justin was not a lazy kid or a lazy football player. Justin did not leave Michigan because he didn't want to run. It wasn't about "scheme." To think, as some did, that it was about abusive language in Rodriguez practices; that's a joke. Mike Boren is the biggest goddamned fucking hardass in Pickerington, and Justin once recounted how his dad yelled at him so fiercely at halftimes of his high school games, he thought "somebody might call the cops."
In fact, the real weirdness was sourced in the Boren family, and the simple story behind Justin's departure from Michigan was his parents' rage when they learned that Justin's younger brother Zach was not getting a sholarship offer from Michigan. Mike and Hope Boren yanked Justin out of school, within days of their learining that Zach was not getting a Michigan scholarship. The story is old now, and despite the fact that no reporters ever seemed to want to touch it, the "famliy values" knock on Rich Rodriguez was inevitably defeated by the truth and the balm of time.
But as Justin's collegiate career and the story of his unprecedented transfer from Michigan to Ohio State comes to a close, it is sort of funny to have a look at this Cleveland Plain Dealer article from a year ago, giving a charming little snapshot of "Boren family values." What a psycho-crew.
http://www.cleveland.com/osu/index.ssf/2009/08/nasty_offensive_lineman_justin.html
November 24th, 2010 at 10:41 PM ^
he wanted to plow
i heard that auf das internet
November 25th, 2010 at 12:36 AM ^
can of slugs?
November 25th, 2010 at 2:59 AM ^
November 25th, 2010 at 10:03 AM ^
There isn't another player in the history of college football who I dislike more than Justin Boren. Good riddance to this chump. A Michigan win on Saturday would feel really good...
November 24th, 2010 at 10:43 PM ^
Fuck him.
November 24th, 2010 at 11:14 PM ^
Fuck him. I love repeating that.
November 25th, 2010 at 9:20 AM ^
Apparently he really could have used Barwis to get him into shape.
November 24th, 2010 at 10:44 PM ^
as it has nothing to do with a Michigan football player.
November 24th, 2010 at 11:57 PM ^
Goodbye Justin Boren. Enough of you.
November 25th, 2010 at 1:27 AM ^
FYI somebody negged your post. No idea why.
November 24th, 2010 at 11:58 PM ^
I would disagree with the argument that it should be OT. It's about a former Michigan football player who currently plays for our most hated rival, who we just happen to play in a few days. It's also just a weird story to begin with. Whether it's relevant at this moment, I don't know.
November 25th, 2010 at 8:56 AM ^
It will be relevant until the last time "accusations of a decline in family values" is used by some idiot sports columnist. Until that time, it most certainly will have something to do with everyone who plays for Michigan, to the extent that it has contributed to the @#$%storm surrounding the program since RichRod's arrival.
No, sir ... definitely not OT.
November 24th, 2010 at 10:45 PM ^
Can eat a crap sandwich.
November 24th, 2010 at 11:11 PM ^
Without the bread.
November 25th, 2010 at 3:56 PM ^
allow him to have toppings and/or condomints?
Methinks not.
November 24th, 2010 at 10:45 PM ^
Boren's a fat pig and I can't wait until we never hear about him again
November 24th, 2010 at 10:46 PM ^
you cry baby. He didnt want to be part of a losing, shit hole of a team. End of story
November 24th, 2010 at 11:05 PM ^
Fuck you.
November 24th, 2010 at 11:24 PM ^
HA! You're lame posts finally caught up to you and now you're a pariah.
November 25th, 2010 at 12:45 AM ^
Can someone please explain to me what happened to all of Bouje's points? I know he has some... issues sometimes, but IIRC he had a couple thousand points not to long ago.
November 25th, 2010 at 12:58 AM ^
He bitched like a Bouje when his thread trying to sell Wisconsin tickets got taken down. He started spamming every thread bitching like only Bouje can, in turn they docked him several thousand points.
November 25th, 2010 at 1:09 AM ^
lol thanks
November 25th, 2010 at 1:58 AM ^
Lesson to all, don't act the fool. Thanks for the info OMG. I had wondered myself about that.
November 25th, 2010 at 9:06 AM ^
I posted that thread trying to sell my tickets. They deleted the thread and brought me to 0 points.
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<br>In order to start a new thread and bitch out whoever did it I decided to bring myself to 50 points by spamming old threads.
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<br>So no I wasn't docked 8k points for spamming it was for posting a thread about tickets I was selling to the game that was that weekend.
November 25th, 2010 at 9:33 AM ^
But there is a dedicated ticket sticky...
November 25th, 2010 at 10:38 AM ^
I played by their rules and someone does that.
November 25th, 2010 at 10:26 AM ^
You were docked several points for being a jackass and THEN you spammed the board like a 4 year old little girl who had her doll taken away. I sincerely apologize.
November 25th, 2010 at 10:41 AM ^
How in the fuck is posting something about tickets that no one had emailed me about for weeks not okay. Hell for Illinois someone did the exact same thing and the mods allowed it until he sold them.
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<br>If they had deleted my post and said "hey don't post this or else" I wouldnt have posted it. But I'm the one who acted like a child not someone on a power trip.
November 25th, 2010 at 10:52 AM ^
So you decided the appropriate thing to do was meltdown and spam the board?
November 25th, 2010 at 11:09 AM ^
And call BS to the mod that did that.
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<br>I didn't do it to any current threads. It didn't hurt anyone.
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<br>Hell I could just go back and comment on every thread in the new blogs history and nobody would probably ever know unless someone is watching me that closely which.. Doesn't people have better things to do...
November 25th, 2010 at 11:11 AM ^
You really are special.
November 25th, 2010 at 12:28 PM ^
isn't this little discussion kind of like the slow kid on the block telling everyone else how slow the other slow kid is so that no one makes fun of him for being the slowest?
November 25th, 2010 at 3:11 PM ^
November 25th, 2010 at 12:10 PM ^
perhaps it's because you have a history of being a major dick?
November 25th, 2010 at 1:01 PM ^
That have tons of points and none of them had that happen to them.
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<br>I think it's interesting that David from Wyoming becomes a mod and then that happens. He's always respected me as a poster....
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<br>Thats just my speculation though.
November 25th, 2010 at 11:29 PM ^
I have more points than you.
November 25th, 2010 at 12:21 AM ^
I see you had yet another meltdown. I hope you get better.
November 25th, 2010 at 2:05 AM ^
Seriously what the F man?
November 24th, 2010 at 10:46 PM ^
The story is old now, and despite the fact that no reporters ever seemed to want to touch it, the "famliy values" knock on Rich Rodriguez was inevitably defeated by the truth and the balm of time.
I wish this was true. Unfortunately, RR has not been able to shake the "family values" label at UM. Glad you posted this, I've never heard of the non-scholarship offer to Zach before.
November 24th, 2010 at 10:49 PM ^
Anyone who still clings to the "lack of family values" meme has literally no idea of what goes on in Ann Arbor and Schembechler Hall.
In the words of Pimp Masta Brandon: In all due respect, they know 5% of what I know.
November 24th, 2010 at 10:53 PM ^
Did I ever say that I'm clinging to the family values meme? No. It's still out there, tho.
But, thanks for the kneejerk reaction anyway. And for your 'inside info' as to what "literally goes on in Ann Arbor and Schembechler Hall" you twit.
November 25th, 2010 at 12:02 AM ^
My "inside info" is several friends who work for the football team or play on it. Twit.
Also, I wasn't referring to you specifically, but rather the people you referenced that think that. Twit.
EDIT: And you don't even fucking need "inside info." Just listen to player quotes, reports of the highest team GPA in team history, Pimp Masta Brandon quotes, etc. Rich Rod, off the field, is running an admirable program.
EDIT2: And I didn't mean the original comment to make it seem like I know 20x (MATH!) what the average person knows.... that was DB's quote. I'm just saying that anyone who perpetuates the family values meme doesn't really know jack shit about what's going on in AA, they just know shitty newspaper headlines.
November 25th, 2010 at 12:56 AM ^
So...we agree, then. I don't know what happened there. Probably too much caffeine for me. Sorry 'bout that.
November 25th, 2010 at 1:12 AM ^
It's all good in da hood
/drunk on biggest bar night of the year even though I stayed home and downed about 5 cap'n and cokes
November 25th, 2010 at 9:35 AM ^
Twitter twatter
Siss boom bah...
November 24th, 2010 at 10:51 PM ^