Farewell, Justin Boren

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This Saturday marks the end of the Justin Boren / Michigan / OSU saga.  Justin's last game in Columbus, his last meeting with Michigan, his last Big Ten game.

What a long, strange trip it's been with Justin.

It is, in my mind, the worst-reported and most underreported story in the history of Michigan football.  Here was a kid, a really good player and the son of one of Bo's boys, who left suddenly, inexplicably, and on his way out, was party to the strangest press release in modern memory.

It was the "famliy values" meme; which gave rise to a couple of years' worth of weird, unfounded and increasingly strange presumptions and rumors about the Rich Rodriguez football program.  All of them false.  Justin was not a lazy kid or a lazy football player.  Justin did not leave Michigan because he didn't want to run.  It wasn't about "scheme."  To think, as some did, that it was about abusive language in Rodriguez practices; that's a joke.  Mike Boren is the biggest goddamned fucking hardass in Pickerington, and Justin once recounted how his dad yelled at him so fiercely at halftimes of his high school games, he thought "somebody might call the cops."

In fact, the real weirdness was sourced in the Boren family, and the simple story behind Justin's departure from Michigan was his parents' rage when they learned that Justin's younger brother Zach was not getting a sholarship offer from Michigan.  Mike and Hope Boren yanked Justin out of school, within days of their learining that Zach was not getting a Michigan scholarship.  The story is old now, and despite the fact that no reporters ever seemed to want to touch it, the "famliy values" knock on Rich Rodriguez was inevitably defeated by the truth and the balm of time.

But as Justin's collegiate career and the story of his unprecedented transfer from Michigan to Ohio State comes to a close, it is sort of funny to have a look at this Cleveland Plain Dealer article from a year ago, giving a charming little snapshot of "Boren family values."  What a psycho-crew.

http://www.cleveland.com/osu/index.ssf/2009/08/nasty_offensive_lineman_justin.html

Syyk

November 24th, 2010 at 11:58 PM ^

I would disagree with the argument that it should be OT.  It's about a former Michigan football player who currently plays for our most hated rival, who we just happen to play in a few days.  It's also just a weird story to begin with.  Whether it's relevant at this moment, I don't know.

blueheron

November 25th, 2010 at 8:56 AM ^

It will be relevant until the last time "accusations of a decline in family values" is used by some idiot sports columnist.  Until that time, it most certainly will have something to do with everyone who plays for Michigan, to the extent that it has contributed to the @#$%storm surrounding the program since RichRod's arrival.

No, sir ... definitely not OT.

bouje

November 25th, 2010 at 9:06 AM ^

I posted that thread trying to sell my tickets. They deleted the thread and brought me to 0 points.
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<br>In order to start a new thread and bitch out whoever did it I decided to bring myself to 50 points by spamming old threads.
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<br>So no I wasn't docked 8k points for spamming it was for posting a thread about tickets I was selling to the game that was that weekend.

bouje

November 25th, 2010 at 10:41 AM ^

How in the fuck is posting something about tickets that no one had emailed me about for weeks not okay. Hell for Illinois someone did the exact same thing and the mods allowed it until he sold them.
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<br>If they had deleted my post and said "hey don't post this or else" I wouldnt have posted it. But I'm the one who acted like a child not someone on a power trip.

bouje

November 25th, 2010 at 11:09 AM ^

And call BS to the mod that did that.
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<br>I didn't do it to any current threads. It didn't hurt anyone.
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<br>Hell I could just go back and comment on every thread in the new blogs history and nobody would probably ever know unless someone is watching me that closely which.. Doesn't people have better things to do...

bouje

November 25th, 2010 at 1:01 PM ^

That have tons of points and none of them had that happen to them.
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<br>I think it's interesting that David from Wyoming becomes a mod and then that happens. He's always respected me as a poster....
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<br>Thats just my speculation though.

cjpops

November 24th, 2010 at 10:46 PM ^

The story is old now, and despite the fact that no reporters ever seemed to want to touch it, the "famliy values" knock on Rich Rodriguez was inevitably defeated by the truth and the balm of time.

I wish this was true.  Unfortunately, RR has not been able to shake the "family values" label at UM.  Glad you posted this, I've never heard of the non-scholarship offer to Zach before.

MGoBender

November 25th, 2010 at 12:02 AM ^

My "inside info" is several friends who work for the football team or play on it.  Twit.

Also, I wasn't referring to you specifically, but rather the people you referenced that think that.  Twit.

EDIT: And you don't even fucking need "inside info."  Just listen to player quotes, reports of the highest team GPA in team history, Pimp Masta Brandon quotes, etc.  Rich Rod, off the field, is running an admirable program.

EDIT2: And I didn't mean the original comment to make it seem like I know 20x (MATH!) what the average person knows.... that was DB's quote.  I'm just saying that anyone who perpetuates the family values meme doesn't really know jack shit about what's going on in AA, they just know shitty newspaper headlines.