Just donated all my hair! Hopefully making a little kids day! pic.twitter.com/SG1s8qqOwt
Thor will be missed, but well done!
reminds me of the fable of the warrior who loses all his strength, then gets his hair cut off :(
From the Bible, Samson was the name. Luckily it was evil people that did it, in this case it is for the good!!
Uh-oh. You mentioned the "B****" word. Cue internet slapfight between atheists and believers.
So we can discuss it like civilized folks.
i guess we still have joe bolden with long hair. every defense needs 1 clay matthews looking dude. at least.
and fwiw, sampson got his hair cut off THEN lost all his strength. then got it back for a brief second after he was enslaved to bring down a building on his enemies (and himself). karma's a b****
pretty sure Bolden cut his locks a few months ago. No more Thors/Mathews
Who is that man and how dare he claim to be Jake Ryan!
Jake Ryan is a really, really good looking man.
I'd hit it. No homo. Wait...?
I already bought the locks off Craigslist to glue on the hind end of my My Little Pony.
you only need one of those locks he's holding for your my little pony. what about my my little pony?
BAD MOVE!!! the comparisons to clay mathews (which were based on the hair and nothing else) were artificially inflating his draft stock. without the hair, hes just another guy. /s
Clay Matthew's stock will now drop. He's the real victim, not the hair.
as long as no one is messing with his sword hand.
Good. Now my son, who is a freshman at UM and is part of the "flow" fad, might take Jake's lead and cut his mop too. I'm texting him Jakes photo.
Hooray for charity, but still, NNNNOOOOOOOOOOO
This is all just horrible.
... He's still a bad-ass!... And my favorite player on D! Damn I'm gonna miss him this year!
Somewhere a child develops an over whelming urge to tackle someone.
That's great because he could easily be sitting around feeling sorry for himself after having a potential season ending injury. But, instead he's got a smile on his face and is busy helping others. That is great to see when we keep hearing all this trouble that college football players get into.
Always trying to see the positive. Damn your optimistic look on life. I wil now return to my damp cave and eat uncooked rice.
Can someone donate him a knee? Hate to see kids get hurt.
HOW WILL HE RECOVER IN 3 MONTHS WITHOUT HIS MAGICAL LOCKS?
Doesn't need it if he.....*sniffles*.....can't play.
F'it. I'm blaming Perry for both Jake and Bellomy. F'n Purdue.
snatchin up ladies. Dude looks good