Evolution of a Buckeye Loss (from the perspective of fans)... Enjoy!

Submitted by Libertine on

Quotes taken from Buckeye fans on Bucknuts' "Around the 'Shoe"

 

Let's go Bucks!!!

Wooooo!!!!

Pick bitches!!!!

Throw the ball down the field

Can't afford to piss away a good chance to put points on the board. Clemson isn't fooled by QB run right and QB run left.

But if we score only 7 points this half, our offense is awesome.

This conservative O game plan already worries me

If they're gonna run JT all night it's not gonna end well. The whole world sees it coming.

Offense needs to wake the hell up. They've pissed they're first two series away

Great kickoff return. Let's see if they can take advantage of it.

This offense dammit

We do not look like we have practiced offensively in the past month. SMH

Retarded play calling

have they tried to even run weber yet?

Paging Mike Weber

throw the fucking ball!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

fucking mother fucker Cocksucker

We're lucky it's only 3-0

I hate to say it but I get the feeling this game will be over by halftime.

We're being out coached.

Is Weber injured?

Who is Weber? Oh, nvm, he's a running back. We all know they only give the ball to the RBs about ten times a game.

I took a shit and that play was still developing

Running circles around the OSU staff.

Catch the punt. Our punt return us terrible!

This offense and coaches has not a clue

Maybe we should let our RUNNING BACK try.

Weber gained over 1000 yards right?

Maybe Weber can have a carry?

I am so pissed. Why pass on 2nd and 2. Why not run Weber.

Watson mom is a whore.

Fucking pussy call fucking pussies

1 fucking carry for Weber and it was for 6 yards. God damn preschoolers on our coaching staff

How far we have fallen.

Beer lots of beer

Weber has average speed, average power, cant catch. Got tackled in open space by the smallest Clemson DB.

Fuck this. (Weber fumble)

Fucking pussy ass horse shit. (Weber fumble)

Fuck the offense. Fuck all of them. (Weber fumble)

Get that piece of shit Weber out of there. You can't hold the ball? Sit on the sideline and hold your jock, bitch.

Lateral plays are worthless and for pussies.

Why do they run plays where they always lose yards. I'm literally baffled

Um fuck8ng retards wtf are u calling

I hate that stupid Gatorade commercial.

10 million dollar staff fuck you

Just punt on first down.

I'm glad I'm not a coach. I'd beat my players for being that stupid.

And that's why his daddy left him.

Urban, punch a Clemson player! As is tradition.

If Joey Bosa is in attendance, time for Urban to send him up in the box and curb stomp Warriner and Beck

The WORST part of this most embarrassing loss is I have to go to work and face Ped State and ttun alumni.

I'm embarrassed. Fuck Urban Meyer.

"The band hasn't quit". Best quote of the night.

OSU's offense has joined the list of 2016 celebrity deaths

These damn coaches need to be shot.

We need to recruit better, I lnow this class is highly rated but we are not on Bama or Clemson's level. Urban has been bitched slap.

Can't wait to hear the excuses from Urbs.

What worries me is whether Urban's OSU peaked in 2014.

I can't stomach Herbie anymore the fucker is the most fake Buckeye I have ever heard

Even ttun was competitive, effing hell.

jmblue

January 1st, 2017 at 12:37 AM ^

I liked this one the best:

 

Why do they run plays where they always lose yards.

I know, right? Coach kept calling the Lose Yards Play and never called the Touchdown Play once!

1464

January 1st, 2017 at 1:46 AM ^

True.  Jake Butt got a nice chode rub from an FSU player yesterday as well.  LOL, those southerners are really coming around on this same sex stuff.  They've done a complete 180 in literally months...

Mongo

January 1st, 2017 at 1:13 AM ^

that is what Grant Perry is being prosecuted for in EL ... but this case is man-on-man in a CFP semifinal game? That boy is sick and needs to find hisself a girlfriend. Dabo must get some putang for that man before they face Bama in the finals. That has to be a 15 yard penalty