ESPN Quote: "Everybody short of Sparty the Mascot Suspended"
December 29th, 2009 at 9:57 PM ^
MSU is lucky the mascot wasn't there on "piss day" or he might be suspended, too.
December 29th, 2009 at 10:00 PM ^
I thought it was hilarious. BTW Who do you think would win a fight between the MSU FB Thugs and the MSU Hockey Goons?
December 29th, 2009 at 10:10 PM ^
Our very own Carson Butler v. Glenn Winston.
Butler kicks his ass.
December 29th, 2009 at 10:11 PM ^
Well, considering it's hockey players that keep ending up in the hospital...
December 29th, 2009 at 10:02 PM ^
Kalin Lucas was "asked to sit out" of practice today for not demonstrating adequate leadership qualities.
December 29th, 2009 at 10:08 PM ^
Given the current climate in the athletic department at MSU it opens the question "what the hell are adequate leadership qualities" at the little brother?
December 29th, 2009 at 10:10 PM ^
My thoughts exactly.
December 30th, 2009 at 12:21 AM ^
like a Dateline followup episode regarding a prev convo we had:
I am in Michigan again
I am drinking Labatt
Thank your Canadian brethren for me
TIA
December 30th, 2009 at 11:54 PM ^
Ah Labatt. Here in the "great white north" Labatt would, for most, be an option B choice (though it is local to my grad school The University of Western Ontario so I have some warmth toward them). This said, Labatt Blue is *always* a safe fallback position that I have enjoyed when in Michigan everywhere from the Detroit Curling Club in Ferndale to the 11th fairway at Wild Bluff in Brimley.
Of late I have been enjoying so called "craft brews" Mill Street Coffee Porter (brewed in Toronto of all places) and Dead Elephant (the pride of St. Thomas, Ontario, apparently).
You attending the spring game? Best wishes.
December 30th, 2009 at 11:45 AM ^
I think more players got behind Glenn Winston's post-banquet B&E/felonious assault than behind Keith Nichol as a QB worthy of splitting time at QB. Perhaps Lucas can look to Winston as inspiration.
December 29th, 2009 at 10:29 PM ^
Ron Burgundy: "Glenn killed a guy. Did you throw a trident?"
Glenn Winston: "Yeah, there were horses and a man on fire, and I stabbed an engineer with a trident..."
December 29th, 2009 at 10:52 PM ^
Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
December 29th, 2009 at 11:32 PM ^
I DON'T KNOW!
December 29th, 2009 at 11:59 PM ^
I love lamp... I love lamp.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:48 AM ^
Do you want to go to the pants party?
December 30th, 2009 at 1:41 PM ^
"It's just the pleat of the pants... don't pretend you're not impressed."
December 31st, 2009 at 9:55 PM ^
Im actually taking them back to the pants store right now
December 30th, 2009 at 11:46 AM ^
still makes me laugh non-stop. That was priceless.
December 29th, 2009 at 10:53 PM ^
What kind of a race for the Fulmer Cup can there be when the Sparties of Misdemeanor State University have lapped the field? Twice.
December 30th, 2009 at 12:40 AM ^
It's truly too bad they didn't wait two months to do it, as they could have clinched the Fulmer Cup in January, with like a 50 point explosion.
December 29th, 2009 at 11:38 PM ^
This needs to be added to the greatest quotes of the year list
December 30th, 2009 at 12:03 AM ^
I've been meaning to tell you this, but you should probably lay low.
December 30th, 2009 at 12:14 AM ^
MSU frats have learned - when trying to pick a fight with the football team, hosting a charity potluck is gangbusters. 60% of the time it works every time.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:26 AM ^
Sounds like Yogi Berra:
90% of the game is half mental.
December 30th, 2009 at 3:29 AM ^
Sparty, Leach and Meyer are distracting the MSM from manufacturing kick-UM-while-we're-down stories.
December 30th, 2009 at 7:13 AM ^
And the only reason Sparty the mascot wasn't suspended is because he's only charged with a misdemeanor.
December 30th, 2009 at 12:44 PM ^
Sparty the mascot would be suspended if they tested him and Tony Mandarich for steriods.