I hope a big Michigan
Congratulations and good
Congratulations and good luck! Nothing like being a Michigan grad.
I always thought it would be
I always thought it would be uncomfortable just to have a goatee under a chinstrap. How does he even fit a helmet over that?!!
"Michigan Defense" is dominating everything, in every aspect of life. That's a rough definition.
-Craig Roh 10/29/2011
I heard his beard got an
I heard his beard got an honorary PhD.
I think it's the other way
I think it's the other way around: his beard gave the university an honorary PhD.
That thing is out of
That thing is out of control.
I like it, don't get me wrong, but golly gee whillikers
don't you mean
golly gee whiskers
Go Blue...
How many birds live in that
How many birds live in that bad boy?
None anymore. I believe the
extra fist drove them out.
4 calling birds , 3 french
4 calling birds , 3 french hens, 2 turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.
He has a pear tree in there!?
He has a pear tree in there!?
Congrats Mr. Mealer!!!
Congrats Mr. Mealer!!! Wishing you all the best in your future endeavors!
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"What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them? " -Marilyn Pittman
GO BLUE
He once tweeted me and said i
He once tweeted me and said I could grow a beard like his with hard work and dedication.
A man can only dream.
2011 Nebraska State Champ "We're Michigan." @tannerwooten not that funny, though.
308 lbs., 320 with the beard
Good for him. I love seeing our athletes get their degrees.
"[The University of Michigan] was, in short, the testing ground for all my prejudices, my beliefs and my ignorance, and it helped to lay out the boundaries of my life."--Arthur Miller
Mandatory beard on oline
I think someone on our oline has to have a beard at all times. I love that thing.
Someone forward that to the
Someone forward that to the SEALS so they know he lived up to keeping his "Afghanistan beard."
University of Tom Brady, B.A. '10; University of Peyton Manning, J.D. '13.
Where is his axe?
Congrats Elliot!!
"I don’t wanna live in Rainbow Land, and you can’t make me!"
Looks like what Patrick Roy used to wear
below his mask to protect his throat from slap shots. Dude needs a titanium comb to preen that thing.
Congrats on the beard and the degree; I honestly don't know which achievement is more impressive after seeing that picture.
Congrats Elliott!
I hope you and your beard get hired on at the same place so that you can work together.
Sweet fancy moses that is one
Sweet fancy moses that is one giant beard!
"What" ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in What?
When I read the title of this
When I read the title of this thread, I raised an eyebrow.
But congrats to Elliot.
Go Blue! Always!
I thought the same thing.
I thought the same thing. Stupid slang...
Joke
Birds do it; Bees do it; even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's live in Mealer's beard.
I love Greg Mattison
I'd like to see Mealer vs
I'd like to see Mealer vs this guy!
'Try growing up in Texas a Michigan WOLVERINE'.
Keisel
Brett Keisel looks like a damn viking. so much win
With all due respect to
With all due respect to Mealers beard , this is the most epic set of facial folicals I've ever seen.
watch whisker wars. their
watch whisker wars. their beards will blow your mind
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Congrats
Always good to see a Michigan Man get his degree. Congratulations, Yukon Cornelius!
Thank you, Coach Hoke, for bringing Michigan back.
Congratulations To Elliott
Congratulations to Elliott Mealer on his graduation from Michigan. As other have said, it is always a great moment when a Michigan Man receives his diploma, and he and the other players that will graduate with him in this class (whether it is yesterday or at Spring Commencement) have been through much together, so it seems especially great to see them get the most important item of all for their time here in Ann Arbor.
Go Blue, Mr. Mealer!
"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."
Follow the random tweets of a Michigan alum - http://twitter.com/#!/LorneEC3
He got himself a nice clean
I see he got himself a nice clean haircut just for graduation..........
Does anyone know how long it
Does anyone know how long it took him to grow that beard?
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"Fear is not real.. Fear is the product of thoughts you create..."
-- Cypher Raige
I think it took nine days off
I think it took nine days off a straight edge clean shave. The guys a grizzly man.
All in for some manball.
Absolute epic beard. Also
Absolute epic beard. Also big congrats for walking across that stage.
And the Paul Bunyan trophy
And the Paul Bunyan trophy goes tooooooo........Elliott Mealer, Congratulations!!!!!! Good luck with your degree.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving isn't for you.
Hope
He got a masters in duck call engineering. Can someone Photoshop him in with the duck dynasty guys.
NFL maybe?
3rd day of the draft?
I hope a big Michigan Football fan hires him and allows him to keep the beard. Don't want to piss off the Navy SEALs.
"the Spirit of Michigan...is based on a deathless loyalty to Michigan and all her ways....and a conviction that nowhere is there a better university, in any way, than this Michigan of ours" - Fielding Yost