Eleven Warriors post on Hoke

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:19 PM
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Eleven Warriors post on Hoke

Ramzy just put up an interesting piece on Hoke over at Eleven Warriors. He basically argues that the Hoke-led resurgance is good for The Game and that Buckeye fans shouldn't take pleasure in or hope for a repeat of the Rich Rod era. Not exactly an earth-shattering argument, I know, but interesting nonetheless. I generally enjoy reading Ramzy's perspective on The Game and Ohio State in general.

The comments are still pretty sparse, but I'm sure they'll fill up with plenty of Buckeye stereotype-reinforcing material in short order. Here's my favorite so far:

Beating AACC never gets old. Even during the Dick rod years it was fun. It was like watching the Keystone Cops play foozball. The "Ohio" thing is retarded on many levels and their troglodite fan base mimmicking it is retardeder. I hope John Simon wears Detards dreds on top of his helmet like a hat after skalping him this year. Flounder can have his one victory, I'm sure Urbz won't let him get another for some time.

That's three "retard" references, one penis reference, one "troglodite" [sic] reference, and one laughably contrived acronym, in case you're counting.

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:25 PM | Hey, fans of Ann Arbor (Score:5 Normal)
MaizeAndBlueWahoo
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Hey, fans of Ann Arbor Community College, don't call us "Ohio," it's retarded and insulting!

Gotta love Cleveland State grads.

"We've beaten Michigan the last four years.  So where's the threat?"

- Mark Dantonio

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:36 PM | No (Score:5 Normal)
Lets_Go_Blue
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It's retardeder, looser.

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:42 PM | ur just being a pre-Madonna. (Score:5 Normal)
mgordoblue
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ur just being a pre-Madonna.

My username is spelled "mgordoblue", but it's pronounced "Throat Warbler Mangrove".

April 17th, 2012 at 3:48 PM | (No subject) (Score:3 Normal)
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April 17th, 2012 at 4:30 PM | Why you you lol? . No . He (Score:4 Normal)
THE_IGNORANCE
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Why you you lol?
.
No
.
He did not make a joke.

THE IGNORANCE

April 17th, 2012 at 4:44 PM | hmmmm.... (Score:3 Normal)
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Both of you are acting like troglodites...

Morans.

If the haters don't hate you then you're doing something wrong. - David Cone

April 17th, 2012 at 6:38 PM | Dumb Buckeyes.  There (Score:3 Normal)
M-Dog
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Dumb Buckeyes.  There spelling is not good.

M'Dog

April 17th, 2012 at 4:02 PM | As someone graduating with an (Score:5 Normal)
WojoRisin
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As someone graduating with an M. A. from Cleveland State in 2 weeks this makes me sad.

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:26 PM | That poster is the (Score:5 Normal)
bacon1431
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That poster is the retardedest.

Love that he made up a word and called Michigan Ann Arbor Community College in the same post.

For a' that, an' a' that, 
Our toils obscure an' a' that, 
The rank is but the guinea's stamp, 
The man's the gowd for a' that. 
April 17th, 2012 at 5:35 PM | making up words is a sign of higher life forms (Score:5 Normal)
yzerman19
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only lower life forms lack the initiativity to make up words and so limitify themselves.

 

I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

April 17th, 2012 at 3:26 PM | probably (Score:5 Normal)
los barcos
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no longer the first to mention this at this point, but:

 

"retardeder"

 

that is all.

April 17th, 2012 at 3:27 PM | it's kind of cute that they (Score:5 Normal)
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it's kind of cute that they have their own blog. 

April 17th, 2012 at 3:37 PM | Cute in the way that a Pug is (Score:4 Normal)
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Cute in the way that a Pug is cute.  Cute because its so damn ugly.

April 17th, 2012 at 3:31 PM | Funny thing is you would (Score:1 Normal)
Bo Knows
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Funny thing is you would never see a comment like that on this blog, all the jabs are witty and clever.  At times people go too far, but its never this vulgar middle school-ish type.  Shows the difference in character between people here and down there.  However, good post by Ramzy, at least someone has some sense to em.

April 17th, 2012 at 3:42 PM | The posts Ramzy writes and (Score:5 Normal)
MaizeAndBlueWahoo
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The posts Ramzy writes and the comments on them often are perfectly representative of the divide between OSU alums and non-alums.  Ramzy wrote a post that falls perfectly into the "gets it" category and two-thirds of the commenters go hurr durr.

"We've beaten Michigan the last four years.  So where's the threat?"

- Mark Dantonio

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April 17th, 2012 at 5:37 PM | but even the one-thirders are warped (Score:1)
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the one-thirders call the 40%ers the 2%ers.  as in "the 2%ers are what made herbie leave columbus" the one-thirders think they are in the majority.  and they are decent non-delusional people for the most part.

 

I will fucking cunt punt the next person I hear about doing something like that, and I don't give a fuck if you SOR me, I WILL FUCKING ASSAULT YOU.

April 18th, 2012 at 12:14 PM | Absolutely right! (Score:1 Normal)
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I would never come on this blog and see something like Cindy Crosby because that is just too far below the intellegence of Michigan fans. We are far more clever than that and don't participate in this middle-school like name calling and such. 

You can neg my ass off or send me to bolivian or whatever, but the selfrighteous hypocritical bs I hear from some posters on this blog makes me wonder where the vast difference between the two fans bases is, because it isn't always evident. 

April 17th, 2012 at 3:34 PM | Protip to Buckeyes: (Score:5 Normal)
snarling wolverine
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Making fun of the academics of a better school than your own doesn't work.

April 17th, 2012 at 4:12 PM | THIS!! (Score:2 Normal)
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THIS!!

April 17th, 2012 at 9:21 PM | Huh? I had a good laugh from it. (Score:2)
LB
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Then I realized he was being serious and spit coffee out my nose.

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When the winds of changes shift

April 17th, 2012 at 3:35 PM | Take that scUM!!! Broom, (Score:5 Normal)
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Take that scUM!!!

Broom, brmmmm, brmmm, brm.......

 

April 17th, 2012 at 3:38 PM | comments! (Score:5 Normal)
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"Detard's" -- Jesus christ what a failed abortion.

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:36 PM | You forgot to add- (Score:4 Normal)
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At least 5 misspellings. 

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:36 PM | In my (admittedly limited) (Score:5 Normal)
Owl
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In my (admittedly limited) experience reading Eleven Warriors, they seem to be pretty reasonable. They have a clear bias, but that’s the point. You’ll definitely find some idiot posters who post the sort of drivel that you quoted, but you can find that here as well. The majority of comments there seem to agree with Ramzy, so the comment you quoted should not be taken as their consensus. EW is no RCMB.

April 17th, 2012 at 6:58 PM | The preferred (Score:2 Normal)
jaggs
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vernacular is 11W.

April 17th, 2012 at 3:36 PM | Please tell me someone called (Score:2)
denardogasm
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Please tell me someone called that guy out on their board.  I would hope that is too much even for them.  There's really no word to describe all that is wrong with it.

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:37 PM | Pro tip: before using the (Score:5 Normal)
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Pro tip: before using the word "troglodyte" to insult someone's intelligence, learn to spell troglodyte.

April 17th, 2012 at 4:06 PM | Don't be a moran, everyone (Score:5 Normal)
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Don't be a moran, everyone knows it's spelled troglodite! Spelling it troglodyte just makes you look retarderer.

USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011

April 17th, 2012 at 6:40 PM | For all intensive purposes, (Score:5 Normal)
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For all intensive purposes, it doesn't matter.  They don't know what it means anyway.

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April 17th, 2012 at 4:05 PM | considering (Score:2 Normal)
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it always takes at least two of them to spell ohio...what did you expect?

OH-IO have to love public team spelling.

April 17th, 2012 at 9:08 PM | Don't you mean (Score:1)
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April 17th, 2012 at 9:20 PM | Spelling "State" so easy (Score:1)
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Spelling "State" so easy Sparty can do it.

 

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:39 PM | I think that referring to a (Score:5 Normal)
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I think that referring to a top-15 school as a community college would embarrass me. Also, I'll never understand why Ohio gets so angry when we refer to them as Ohio... What has their band been spelling out on the field ever since we taught them the trick? What do the armpit dwellers spell out with their arms as they cheer their team on? And why are they upset that we won't refer to them by name when they say "that school up north" and the like? Ah, Ohio...

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April 17th, 2012 at 4:31 PM | Don't forget. (Score:5 Normal)
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Don't forget that they also play in Ohio Stadium and refer to themselves as "Ohio" in both of their fight songs.

April 17th, 2012 at 3:39 PM | Only in Ohio... (Score:3 Normal)
what would Bo do
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can troglodite and retardeder be used in the same sentence.

Those who stay will be Champions!

April 17th, 2012 at 8:34 PM | Really? (Score:2)
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Troglodyte... well isn't that the pot calling the kettle black.

April 17th, 2012 at 3:41 PM | I couldn't make it past the (Score:2)
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I couldn't make it past the first few paragraphs.

April 17th, 2012 at 3:42 PM | Does he know this is the 133rd year of UM Football? (Score:2)
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"It's only been a year since Michigan hired Don Draper's corpulent doppelganger to resuscitate its foundering football program."

April 17th, 2012 at 3:53 PM | Not sure if serious.  If (Score:2)
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Not sure if serious.  If so, http://www.thefreedictionary.com/foundering

April 17th, 2012 at 4:02 PM | I'm never serious (Score:2)
Westside Wolverine
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it's a problem.

April 17th, 2012 at 5:22 PM | Our Founding fathers who art (Score:1)
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Our Founding fathers who art in Yost... hallowed by thy name.  Thy Kingdom come.   Thy will be done.

April 17th, 2012 at 3:42 PM | 20 bucks (Score:4 Normal)
Lets_Go_Blue
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Says he doesn't know what a "troglodite" is.

Football is both an identity and a terminal illness. A rhythm and a chaos and an opiate for the mind all at once.

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:43 PM | I thought the article was (Score:2)
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I thought the article was actually well written and, although it seems obvious to most of us, it probably comes as a bit of a revelation to many on that blog... the idea of respecting what Hoke has done and that a strong Michigan program is good for Ohio.

But I'll wait to read the comments... would like to keep my lunch down for a bit longer.

April 17th, 2012 at 3:45 PM | If calling them Ohio is (Score:1)
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If calling them Ohio is retarded what is "that school up north"?

Vice.com

April 17th, 2012 at 3:53 PM | Retardeder (Score:5 Normal)
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Retardeder

April 17th, 2012 at 3:58 PM | Technically (Score:2)
HarmonHowardWoodson
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Wouldn't "That school up north" refer to Toledo, since you would get to Toledo before getting to AA?

Having the number 1 recruiting class means nothing without good coaches to mold the players into champions!

April 17th, 2012 at 4:07 PM | geografy (Score:1)
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izn't their strong sewt eyether. Which begs the question, what would be?

April 17th, 2012 at 7:41 PM | Art 201: Expressing Yourself With Ink (Score:2 Funny)
kman23
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I think it'd be Art 201: Expressing Yourself With Ink

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April 17th, 2012 at 3:48 PM | You know, I know I should be (Score:1)
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You know, I know I should be used to it by now. But I'm always appalled at the number of childish insults people on 11 Warriors use for Hoke. Stuff like Jabba, "he hasn't beaten Meyer in anything....except an eating contest", just reading their boards is enough to make me want to smash my head in.

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April 17th, 2012 at 7:42 PM | Charlie Weis (Score:1)
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Because a Michigan fan never made a joke about Charlie Weis being fat.

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