I did not make this headline up
This year: 9 ugly ducklings, 1 relatively good looking mallard, and a single epic angelically white champion-of-the-world swan. (On defense at least.)
Read Elevan Swans every 5 minutes until saturday.
11 swans is pretty strange to read now. Anything pre-Horror seems like another world. I watched the 97 highlights yesterday, and I might as well have been watching Tom Harmon run around. Start a new story on Saturday, boys. Please.