EDSBS breaks down the bowl season

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December 3rd, 2012 at 9:52 PM
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EDSBS breaks down the bowl season

http://www.everydayshouldbesaturday.com/2012/12/3/3722170/the-every-bowl...

 

My personal favorite:

 

 

33. Buffalo Wild Wings Bowl: TCU vs. Michigan State.

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"Hey guys, whaddya think? Is that a game-clinching safety to end this miserable assheap of a football game at 4-2? Or do you want overtime?"

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"We were wondering if you could just flood the room with deadly Sarin nerve gas, killing all of us who just lost all will to live by watching this game, and indeed any other game involving Michigan State this year."

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"No problem."

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"YAAAAYYYYYYYY"

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December 3rd, 2012 at 10:07 PM | Spencer Hall is amazing. (Score:1)
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Spencer Hall is amazing.

the crowds on the shore will always yell "Let's Go Blue."

December 3rd, 2012 at 10:07 PM | Pretty fun read, and the (Score:3 Normal)
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Pretty fun read, and the Clemson one had me cracking up.

From LSUFreek:

If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

StraightDave owes me a steak dinner

December 3rd, 2012 at 10:29 PM | Mmmm...Joan (Score:3 Normal)
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You have to love Joan Holloway

 

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December 3rd, 2012 at 10:34 PM | And now to ruin that image of (Score:5 Normal)
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And now to ruin that image of her forever....

If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

StraightDave owes me a steak dinner

December 3rd, 2012 at 11:39 PM | (No subject) (Score:2)
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December 4th, 2012 at 3:07 AM | Hammond's eyes crush my soul, (Score:2)
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Hammond's eyes crush my soul, especially attached to that arse.

December 4th, 2012 at 9:59 AM | Ouch, (Score:1)
MGlobules
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my sensibilities have been permanently gutted.

December 4th, 2012 at 12:38 PM | This is funnier. (Score:2)
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More frightening would have been the same shot as above, but instead of the tiger face it was Hammond's leer.

Of course followed up by the Hammond's ass and head shot.

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December 3rd, 2012 at 10:10 PM | Absolutely kick ass (Score:1)
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Absolutely kick ass. Made my night.

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December 3rd, 2012 at 11:11 PM | I Enjoyed This Description... (Score:2)
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"Bridgepoint Education Holiday Bowl: Baylor vs. UCLA. FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! FIRE! THE BAYLOR OFFENSE IS COMING AND SO IS THE DEFENSE AND FIIIIIIIIIIIRE-" - from the article

Baylor gives up 513 yards per game on average, and UCLA doesn't come in much better at 409 yards per game (and yet, this is not the worst in the Pac-12, but it is the worst among  eligible teams). Yeah, this game will likely be a conflagration, possibly surpassing the defensive train wreck of the 2011 Alamo Bowl. Anyone care to wager on the possibility of the 123 point record (set in, well, last year's Alamo Bowl) being broken in this one?

 

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December 3rd, 2012 at 10:55 PM | The funniest thing about the (Score:2 Normal)
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The funniest part is that he thinks South Carolina needs to spot us 28 points for it to be a close game.

Michigan: 903–315–36 (Best in NCAA)
vs Ohio State: 58-44-6
vs Notre Dame: 23-16-1
vs MSU:  68-32-5
vs B1G: 522-197-24
vs SEC:  20-8-1
vs PAC 12: 48-24-1
vs Big 12: 10-5-1<

December 3rd, 2012 at 10:59 PM | But we're playing the SEC. (Score:2 Normal)
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But we're playing the SEC. All those teams are surely four touchdowns better than the rest of the college football world.

December 3rd, 2012 at 11:24 PM | Pretty much (Score:3 Normal)
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I think he's forgotten that South Carolina scored 24 against Wofford.  Our defense should be better than Wofford's, and Marcus Lattimore isn't walking through that door.

December 3rd, 2012 at 11:26 PM | rolldamntide (Score:5 Normal)
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rolldamntide

Hail To the Victors...In Ohio

December 4th, 2012 at 9:34 AM | What was the title?  (Score:2)
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What was the title? 

Hail.

December 3rd, 2012 at 11:01 PM | Some of the one-liners in (Score:3 Normal)
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Some of the one-liners in that read are outstanding. 

" a burning school bus in a street riot."

"scatters like London orphans during the Blitz"

December 3rd, 2012 at 11:30 PM | Surprised nobody has posted (Score:3 Insightful)
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Surprised nobody has posted this yet, it makes me laugh in a sad sort of way.

Al Borges likes to work out his feelings in coordinated armored interpretive dance. This second down rollout play-action pass is him telling you that more than anything, Al Borges lives so that he can can die without regrets. (Translation: this will be an utter mess, but an entertaining one.)

COYS and Vive Le Rouge of Detroit FC!

December 3rd, 2012 at 11:53 PM | I was just about to. Spencer (Score:3 Normal)
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I was just about to.

Spencer nailed it.  Sadly about the only person who doesnt see it is Hoke.  

 

 

December 3rd, 2012 at 11:50 PM | My Personal Favorite (Score:2)
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On the Heart of Dallas Bowl: Purdue v. Oklahoma State

"I like to watch things die."

You fell victim to one of the classic blunders. The most famous is never get into a land war with Asia. But only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian, when death is on the line!

December 4th, 2012 at 12:07 AM | That purdue comment had me (Score:1 Normal)
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That purdue comment had me rolling. Also what he said about borges was sad but true. I am looking forward to watching this game at home and yelling "play action pass" at my tv every time they line up in the I on a 2nd or 3rd and long

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December 4th, 2012 at 1:34 AM | The Les Miles Chik-fil-a one (Score:1)
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The Les Miles Chik-fil-a one is hilarious.  I wish I could remember where I found it.  it was by either LSUFreek or CuppyCup.

December 4th, 2012 at 1:48 AM | Found it sorry IDK how to (Score:3 Normal)
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Found it sorry IDK how to embed GIFs but I laughed my ass off for a while

http://i174.photobucket.com/albums/w118/vangyjo/albuma/chik.gif

December 4th, 2012 at 11:01 AM | embed (Score:5 Normal)
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December 4th, 2012 at 11:25 AM | That was hilarious.  Many (Score:2 Normal)
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That was hilarious.  Many thanks.

December 4th, 2012 at 1:43 PM | the best part (Score:1)
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is the "eff this bowl" at the very end. whoever made this gif nailed it with this one.

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December 4th, 2012 at 2:39 AM | Wisconsin (Score:2)
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Oh how I hope their performance against Nebraska wasn't a Mirage. I want the game to look like this so very badly, I do, I do, I do.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G90YcgwAZTM&feature=player_embedded (embedding disabled)

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December 4th, 2012 at 10:00 AM | Hilarious. Spencer should (Score:1)
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create a piece about the most absurd bowl combinations BEFORE the pairings - I think he would predict most of these. Rose Bowl sumos. Les "kiss 'em" at Chick-fil-a. Crazy Chip vs Grandpa Snider.

Classic

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December 4th, 2012 at 12:41 PM | Not worth a separate thread (Score:3 Informative)
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But Mark Schlabach ranks all the bowls in a much less funny manner, but does have the Outback in his top 5 best bowls-

 

http://espn.go.com/college-football/bowls12/story/_/id/8704256/ranking-a...

 

 

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December 4th, 2012 at 5:48 PM | Also not worth a separate thread (Score:1)
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But I wrote this piece on the tradition of the bowls in the face of an impending playoff. Gonna be doing college sports related posts every Monday, and hope anyone who's interested might check it out and enjoy. 

http://ahorizontalmyth.wordpress.com/2012/12/03/a-new-day-futility-and-t...

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