I have a friend in the press industry in Connecticut who got ahold of a mock-up of this Sunday's Hartford Courant front page. I thought you'd all like to see it. Evidently, they're gearing up for the college football season, and so is UConn.
Germany annexes Poland - Finds little resistance type of story.
Yeah, but then the Freep would probably start comparing Rich Rod to Hitler.
we should actually annex Poland. Can we do Columbus instead? Not that we really want them, I suppose, but at least then we could make the local radio stations play The Victors over and over, 24-7.
I'd prefer New Jersey. Good football players, no Columbus.
If we annexed Columbus we'd have to do it Berlin style and build a wall around them to keep them in. That way the rest of the world wouldn't have to be subjected to OSU fans.
Don't tempt them, they looked like they were getting that itch during the World Cup.
I had no idea Edsall was terrified of cupcakes too.
I hope you are not suggesting that Dilithium fused with TForce and a few parts speed = "cupcake"