February 3rd, 2016 at 4:33 PM ^
"In an attempt to quell individualism, Jim Harbaugh has forced incoming recruit Dylan Crawford to change his name."
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:35 PM ^
This is one of the best posts I've seen in awhile.
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February 3rd, 2016 at 5:02 PM ^
Hysterical post...wish I could give you more than +1
February 3rd, 2016 at 10:11 PM ^
Don't get out much, do ya?
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:54 PM ^
logged in just to up-vote.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:57 PM ^
First name: TheTeam
Middle name: TheTeam
Last name: TheTeam
This goes for all players immediately.
February 3rd, 2016 at 7:38 PM ^
Mom's name: TheScream
Dad's Name: TheCream
February 3rd, 2016 at 5:08 PM ^
This post needs +150 minimum. Let's go people! MGOBLOG IS WORKING AND YOU ARE SLACKING.
February 3rd, 2016 at 5:25 PM ^
everybody shall be simply "recruit number (x)"
February 3rd, 2016 at 5:27 PM ^
BTW - watched just a bit of SOTS today and agree with the consensus around here. Can't wait to see how many programs have something similar ("No,no, ours is TOTALLY different...") next year.
February 3rd, 2016 at 6:05 PM ^
You deserved the absurd amount of bangs you recieved today.
February 3rd, 2016 at 6:17 PM ^
Wow - outstanding! +1
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:33 PM ^
They just handle business over there.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:34 PM ^
Lennay?
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February 3rd, 2016 at 4:35 PM ^
is he Hawaiian?
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:36 PM ^
No, that's just his Hawaiian name. My Hawaiian name is Manti.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:38 PM ^
Manti is allowed on this site.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:53 PM ^
My Ojibwe name is Wiisagi-Ma`iingan. It's easier to go by Charlie.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:53 PM ^
I thought that was your plural name.
February 3rd, 2016 at 6:53 PM ^
He's Dr. Manti Stoboggan
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:35 PM ^
Kekoa apparently translates to The Warrior, so that is pretty cool.
February 3rd, 2016 at 7:07 PM ^
That is mononym worthy. He should simply go by Kekoa.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:36 PM ^
the announcers for football games won't call him by the right name anyway...
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:37 PM ^
Well, they will...Brando will just put the emphasis on the wrong syllable. A la darBOH.
February 3rd, 2016 at 5:14 PM ^
which game it was but he was pronouncing Houma as homo. Did it a couple times.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:39 PM ^
If I was going to change my name, and I was a high-level CFB player, I would go with something obscenely cool. Like "Lightning Spinebender," or "Laser Superblaster"...
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:40 PM ^
Big McLargeHuge?
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February 3rd, 2016 at 4:52 PM ^
Roll Fizzlebeef
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February 3rd, 2016 at 6:17 PM ^
Star Lord
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February 3rd, 2016 at 4:53 PM ^
Butch Deadlift?
Dirk Hardpec?
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:56 PM ^
And starting at strong safety for the University of Michigan, Buck Fucking Naked!!!
February 3rd, 2016 at 5:18 PM ^
You can tell the MST3K fans from the responses on this part of the thread. I think Thick McRunFast would be a great addition to the (Signing) Class of 2017... :-)
(For the rest of you: link )
February 3rd, 2016 at 6:51 PM ^
Splooge McSpankmeat
February 3rd, 2016 at 7:15 PM ^
Beefcake 5000
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:58 PM ^
Max Power, Rock Strongo, or Lance Uppercut for me.
February 3rd, 2016 at 5:06 PM ^
Reminds me of my favorite cpu generated name from NCAA football, Rod Driver.
February 3rd, 2016 at 7:50 PM ^
Bud Roundhouse
February 3rd, 2016 at 5:03 PM ^
Eddie McDoom?
February 3rd, 2016 at 5:42 PM ^
QuanDray Morrell-Dielema
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:40 PM ^
He will also begin a long distance relationship with Manti Teo. It will end badly.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:41 PM ^
My name would be BFG 9000
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:42 PM ^
Doom!!! Nice reference.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:43 PM ^
You left out the most important part of this post (stated above) - he wants to go by his Hawaiian name because it means "Warrior". Chaulk another up on our All-Name Team
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:54 PM ^
According to his mgoblue.com bio, the name also means bold, courageous, and brave. The bio also says that Kekoa is actually his middle name.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:46 PM ^
I don't care what he wants to call himself, as long as he continues to spit hot fire.
February 3rd, 2016 at 4:59 PM ^
Yes!
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February 3rd, 2016 at 4:53 PM ^
He his trying to compete with Mr. McDoom for the best name in our class.
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February 3rd, 2016 at 4:55 PM ^
sweet welcome to AA!!