I'm with Brian, and still subject to the descending red mist with every hour that passes without a Freep retraction.
I still hold a grudge against the bitch who didn't return my calls after a 7th grade dance. And, Drew Sharp, er... Cock Knuckle, won't get off with a lesser punishment.
So, Mr. Cock Knuckle, I eulogize your shamefulness with the immortality of the Haiku:
Cockface, just because
Your medium is dying
Don't be an asshole