Drew Sharp Haiku

Submitted by Nantucket Blue on February 5th, 2010 at 10:53 PM

I'm with Brian, and still subject to the descending red mist with every hour that passes without a Freep retraction. I still hold a grudge against the bitch who didn't return my calls after a 7th grade dance. And, Drew Sharp, er... Cock Knuckle, won't get off with a lesser punishment. So, Mr. Cock Knuckle, I eulogize your shamefulness with the immortality of the Haiku: Cockface, just because Your medium is dying Don't be an asshole

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Cock knucke

reciprocate the Jihad

I'm creatively bored

Muttley

February 5th, 2010 at 11:18 PM ^

Who is this Drew Sharp That my Google search returns Never heard of him

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Crowpuppy

February 5th, 2010 at 11:38 PM ^

Journalist... yeah right Integrity... ha, not quite Time to end your life

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HelloHeisman91

February 6th, 2010 at 12:11 AM ^

Write for a living Give it up because you suck Just eat your sandwich

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Maize_and_Drew

February 5th, 2010 at 11:44 PM ^

Drew Sharp is a Dong And if Drew Sharp is a Dong I'd like to punch it

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February 6th, 2010 at 12:05 AM ^

Wanna Be Writer Negative on Michigan Not Razor Sharp

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clarkiefromcanada

February 6th, 2010 at 12:10 AM ^

A little man criticizes eighteen year olds without any research Drew Sharp = donkey

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e.go.blue

February 6th, 2010 at 2:02 PM ^

Ahhh...the classic 4-8-6 haiku. Must be they do them a little different north of the border.

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clarkiefromcanada

February 6th, 2010 at 7:05 PM ^

I think that one was alcohol informed.

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e.go.blue

February 6th, 2010 at 7:47 PM ^

Nice! Happens to the best of us. I approve of the message regardless.

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February 6th, 2010 at 12:10 AM ^

Michigan Hater Jealous of Rich Rodriguez Freep Reporter Goon

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Maize_and_Drew

February 6th, 2010 at 12:35 AM ^

Drew Sharp likes to eat Shit for breakfast, yeah that's right He thinks it's tasty

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chunkums

February 6th, 2010 at 12:36 AM ^

Douche douche douche douche douche Douche douche douche douche douche douche douche Douche douche douche douche bitch

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shoelace

February 6th, 2010 at 12:47 AM ^

All I know is this Drew Sharp is very lazy Demar Dorsey rules.

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Wide Open

February 6th, 2010 at 12:52 AM ^

Looking forward to Day when Drew Sharp finally sees Unemployment lines.

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winterblue75

February 6th, 2010 at 12:53 AM ^

Drew Sharp licks dog balls His writing is that of balls Dog licks Drew Sharp balls

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Wide Open

February 6th, 2010 at 1:02 AM ^

Freep can kiss my ass Give the kid a chance you pricks Go punch a dolphin.

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rbgoblue

February 6th, 2010 at 1:10 AM ^

Drew Sharp is a cock All he thinks about is what Life he can fuck up

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Maize_and_Drew

February 6th, 2010 at 1:12 AM ^

Drew Sharp molests sheep I'm not sure about this claim But I'll report it

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Magnum P.I.

February 6th, 2010 at 1:29 AM ^

In its dying breath Freep turned to agitation. With profits goes pride.

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pdxwolve

February 6th, 2010 at 2:08 AM ^

I had a heart attack I still write and eat like shit angioplasty

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Louie C

February 6th, 2010 at 2:29 AM ^

Drew Sharp is a douche Free Press is dying slowly Rich Rod has last laugh.

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Drake

February 6th, 2010 at 3:52 AM ^

Drew Sharp kicks penguins

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Tater

February 6th, 2010 at 8:26 AM ^

Go ahead, try it You cannot ever do worse Than Sharp's dull drivel.

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Lordfoul

February 6th, 2010 at 6:47 AM ^

Irritating Douche Nay, asshole dickhead pimple... Thy name is Drew Sharp

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Bill in Birmingham

February 6th, 2010 at 7:47 AM ^

Drew Sharp Free Press hack Likes to punch dolphins with pal Michael Rosenberg

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might and main

February 6th, 2010 at 8:11 AM ^

Selfish bastard he Mother of all hacks Fucker Drew will get his due

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wigeon

February 6th, 2010 at 8:20 AM ^

some say he's angry some stern and misunderstood No, he's retarded

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Rosey09

February 6th, 2010 at 8:35 AM ^

Drew Sharp is to news as Pam Ward's to announcing Move them to Lifetime

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HAIL-YEA

February 6th, 2010 at 9:04 AM ^

Dirty Ball Licker You reek of Semon Die in a Fire

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Lordfoul

February 6th, 2010 at 12:44 PM ^

Must be the new Haiku cadence. Haiku fail. Sincerely, The Haiku police (and don't get me started on the word "semon"...)

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99bobcats

February 6th, 2010 at 9:30 AM ^

I should end my life Was once a troublemaker Sharp says I can't change

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blueheron

February 6th, 2010 at 9:48 AM ^

Pity poor Drew Sharp would like to be Gregg Doyel but stuck in Detroit

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ntclark

February 6th, 2010 at 10:56 AM ^

annoying carbon sack please donate your organs so some good comes from you

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Lordfoul

February 6th, 2010 at 12:36 PM ^

but this is not a haiku. an-noy-ing car-bon sack 1 2 3 4 5 6 Sorry.

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ntclark

February 6th, 2010 at 4:11 PM ^

Whoops! Let's replace "annoying" with "asshole" or "worthless".

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Bill in Birmingham

February 6th, 2010 at 3:37 PM ^

Not seven syllables, but a damned good description.

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formula 1

February 6th, 2010 at 11:06 AM ^

Drew Sharp sack of shit Benedict Arnold alumnus Hope you burn in hell

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Lordfoul

February 6th, 2010 at 12:38 PM ^

Ben-e-dict Ar-nold al-um-nus 8 Haiku fail, but I support your position.

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The Nicker

February 6th, 2010 at 1:46 PM ^

Ben'dict Arnold Alumnus Fixed

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upennwolverine

February 6th, 2010 at 11:33 AM ^

Like Matt Millen Was With Detroit Lions Football Deserves A Dong Punch

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Wolv2004

February 6th, 2010 at 11:39 AM ^

Drew Sharp should lose weight He should work out with Barwis Feed him to the wolves

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Anonymosity

February 6th, 2010 at 12:02 PM ^

Drew Sharp does roam o'er Misty, murky hills of life Slapping his buttcheeks

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imablue

February 6th, 2010 at 12:21 PM ^

What's so Sharp about Drew nothing Sensationalism isn't Journalism They call it a salad lardass

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Lordfoul

February 6th, 2010 at 12:41 PM ^

"Not very good at these, but" You do know what makes a Haiku a Haiku, right? Haiku fail. Sincerely, The Haiku police

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imablue

February 6th, 2010 at 1:02 PM ^

I do now. 3 lines, 2 subjects, 5-7-5 syllables. I'll get it right next time. Thanks.

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El Jeffe

February 6th, 2010 at 12:49 PM ^

I support the 8-12-8 version of a haiku, in honor of how bloated and preposterous and bloated Sharp is.

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wigeon

February 6th, 2010 at 1:30 PM ^

bloated, redundant and bloated. Nice.

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Blue2000

February 6th, 2010 at 1:18 PM ^

Drew Sharp, cock knuckle That's right, I said cock knuckle The words make no sense.

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wigeon

February 6th, 2010 at 2:04 PM ^

Drew Sharp, fat crapsack I'd kick you in the jimmy lose foot in manbox

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Ron Swanson

February 6th, 2010 at 2:09 PM ^

Pack all your luggage Leave for another city We will miss you, not Kwame Kilpatrick Contributes more to Detroit Drew Sharp loves PETA Hope to see you on To catch a predator soon Chris Hanson awaits

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