I'm sorry, but I can't get excited about Eastern. However, I can bring up Dr. Lou's audition last Saturday to be the next person held by the North Korean gov't. Did anyone else see those poor droopy eyes behind the coke bottle glasses? The monotone, apparent forced reading of his prepared script? We didn't back over your kitten with the car, we just beat your wildly popular pick for the NC this year. This is one of the few College Football Scoreboards that I have actually kept on the DVR after viewing. I wasn't going to post, but I just laugh when I watch it again.
"Though I received no official response to these sophisticated and elegant tweets to the Illini Athletic Department, I would like to think that Beckman spent the evening prank calling everyone in Illinois named George McLellan and then ordering an absurd amount of hats off an internet haberdashery to hoard in his home's hat annex."