Poor foresight and bad decision making will likely plague you for the rest of your days, it appears -- but this at least can be remedied. If your quivering upper lip lay bare, fear not for the power of the mustache is metaphysical, man. The mustache, it's inside of you, all around you. Call upon it to smite down the Irish!
Print that out. Cut it out. Now wield that Mustache for Michigan with honor and show those bare-faced Domers what's what.
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I got a little excited reading the title
Who wants a mustache ride?
Who wants a mustache ride?
I DO! I DO!
I VANT VON!
Fuck Urban Meyer!
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"The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena...."
Facing all manner of public
Facing all manner of public scorn and managerial outrage, I have not touched the raging nose neighbor that inhabits my upper lip. It hasn't even been trimmed. It's hindering eating, drinking, social advancement, and the acts of love. It is a terrible curse of hair, and its existence mocks my very being every time I approach a mirror or reflective surface.
I bear my cross gladly, however, because I know I am granting the Mysterious Powers of the Mustache to our secondary and to our world devouring defensive ends, so they may feast upon the corpulent flesh of Baron Harkonen Weis and his wiry lackey Jimmy Clausen.
Only when our enemies lie in heaping ruin before us will I even consider shaving my mustache, and burning the fallen whiskers like the funeral pyre of Patroclus in honor of their great and noble deed.
Also, I really don't want to get fired, so if Michigan could kindly win on Saturday, that would be great....
As I read the title, I
As I read the title, I realized that as a newbie here I'm not sure if the mgoblog crowd is hip to the "That's what she said" phenomenon. Please enlighten me so that I may respond appropriately when future opportunities present themselves.
Renewed Vigor
This post has given me a renewed sense of purpose. When I initially read that mustaches were only meant for the WMU game I was sad. Now I will proudly display my mustache tomorrow at BW3's for the DC game!
"That ball IS the program."
mustache, beard
I'm halfway to Abraham...by the OSU game folks will be askin' for my autograph 'cause they'll think I play in ZZ Top, hehe.
You have to play this game like somebody just hit your mother with a two-by-four. ~Dan Birdwell
What is this "shaving" you speak of?
Haven't done it in years, don't intend to start now.
Where's Charlie Bauman when you need him?
I wasn't sure what to expect when I clicked on it.
Flush twice - it's a long way to Columbus.