Poor foresight and bad decision making will likely plague you for the rest of your days, it appears -- but this at least can be remedied. If your quivering upper lip lay bare, fear not for the power of the mustache is metaphysical, man. The mustache, it's inside of you, all around you. Call upon it to smite down the Irish!
Print that out. Cut it out. Now wield that Mustache for Michigan with honor and show those bare-faced Domers what's what.
|From Game Day|