Donna Hatcher happens to be Bri'onte Dunn's mom. She is the coolest mom in all of Ohio:
http://espn.go.com/blog/ncfnation/post/_/id/63390/ohio-states-dunn-wont-face-drug-charges
national champs baby
Donna Hatcher, Mother of the Year [Dunn charges dropped]
July 31st, 2012 at 12:35 PM
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Donna Hatcher, Mother of the Year [Dunn charges dropped]
July 31st, 2012 at 12:37 PM | 
Can you be the best mom, and
Can you be the best mom, and
July 31st, 2012 at 12:39 PM |
Absolutely, it's all a matter
Absolutely, it's all a matter
Absolutely, it's all a matter of perspective.
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
July 31st, 2012 at 12:39 PM |
She's a parent defending her
She's a parent defending her
She's a parent defending her kid. Who cares? Blame the "law director" for buying the story and dropping the drug charges.
Sincerely,
Cpt. Ass-Hat
July 31st, 2012 at 12:44 PM |
Uh, because it's more
Uh, because it's more
Uh, because it's more important to teach your kids to be, you know, honest, than it is to get them out of every bit of trouble they get into?.
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
July 31st, 2012 at 12:48 PM |
The greater good. If he were
The greater good. If he were
The greater good. If he were to get kicked off the team he could be susceptible to more trouble. Also, it could actually be Donna's weed.
Sent From My Commodore 64
July 31st, 2012 at 1:34 PM |
Okay, then I expect to hear
Okay, then I expect to hear
Okay, then I expect to hear about her getting charged with possession.
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
July 31st, 2012 at 1:58 PM |
Don't know the exact details,
Don't know the exact details,
Don't know the exact details, but it doesn't sound like it was a lot of pot. It was probably over 100 grams, because anything less than that is decriminalized in Ohio, but no matter who's pot it was you can't get all over a mother for helping her son out of a minor brush with the law. Especially, again, when we don't know all the details, and because we definitely know the law, including police procedure, isn't infallible.
Sent From My Commodore 64
July 31st, 2012 at 3:13 PM |
"I't doesn't sound like it
"I't doesn't sound like it
"I't doesn't sound like it was a lot of pot. It was probably over 100 grams" Do you or have you in the past even smoked marijuana? 100 grams isn't a lot of pot to have in the car to you? That's an insane amount of marijuana to have. Do your homework.
Professor X is our defensive coordinator.
July 31st, 2012 at 3:34 PM |
In Ohio, again, that amount
In Ohio, again, that amount
In Ohio, again, that amount is decriminalized, so the state has come to some conclusions about what an insane amount is. IMO, it's a brush with the law, and still don't fault his mother from stepping in from a parenting standpoint, which is my main point. Also, yes, my friend. Sometimes even while I do my homework, so Gatorade me bitch.
Sent From My Commodore 64
July 31st, 2012 at 3:43 PM |
I advocate legalization, but
I advocate legalization, but
I advocate legalization, but I still can't grasp the fact that a quarter pound of weed is decriminalized. In my state, anything under 28 gm. is decriminalized and that seems kind of high to me. If you're just a recreational smoker and don't intend to sell, 7 gm. is a realistic amount to have with you.
Professor X is our defensive coordinator.
July 31st, 2012 at 4:21 PM |
That's almost a QP....
That's almost a QP....
...not that I would have any experiences in these matters....
July 31st, 2012 at 5:34 PM |
Ok, you get credit for the answer, but a better response for
Ok, you get credit for the answer, but a better response for
MGoBlog would have been "I don't think 100 grams means what you think it does".
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
July 31st, 2012 at 9:58 PM |
Since when is a quarter pound
Since when is a quarter pound
Since when is a quarter pound of weed not a lot???
July 31st, 2012 at 12:55 PM |
Who said he wasn't telling
Who said he wasn't telling
Who said he wasn't telling the truth?
Sincerely,
Cpt. Ass-Hat
July 31st, 2012 at 2:00 PM |
I guess it doesn't matter at this point
I guess it doesn't matter at this point
As a parent, you want to protect your kid. As a parent, you should also try to keep your kid from making a mistake. You can look at this as her protecting him or her protecting her own interests.
If he goes pro, she retires immediately. If he gets suspended and has a lackluster career because he's in the doghouse, she has to keep working. It's a tough call to make between doing the morally right thing and the thing that will eventually lead you to a life of comfort.
Not to say that it wasn't her pot, but it does seem awfully convenient. I wish the kid the best and hope that this is the last we hear of him communing with the cops.
July 31st, 2012 at 1:24 PM |
Don't care about this case,
Don't care about this case,
Similarly to Tater's gonna Tate, Toker's gonna Toke.
"They're stuck with that quarterback (sophomore Braxton Miller) for the next two or three years, that's fine with me. He throws worse than (Tim) Tebow. - Steve Everitt
July 31st, 2012 at 12:39 PM |
Dear parents;
Dear parents;
please don't leave stuff like this in the car when you are loaning it to the high-profile athlete in the family.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
July 31st, 2012 at 12:39 PM |
Enabling is a drug.
Enabling is a drug.
Enabling is a drug.
Go Blue!
July 31st, 2012 at 12:42 PM |
Yep
Yep
Also a drug: weed.
July 31st, 2012 at 12:47 PM |
Agreed. The worst part is,
Agreed. The worst part is,
Agreed. The worst part is, she probably thinks this is good parenting.
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
July 31st, 2012 at 12:57 PM |
And you're basing that on?
And you're basing that on?
The kdi denied at all times it was his. She showed up to the scene and said it was already in the car, HER car, before he used it. That's all we know. Do not judge people.
There's an equally good chance she's an addicted user, feels terrible about it, but did not want her son to suffer for her mistakes.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
July 31st, 2012 at 1:19 PM |
There is almost no chance she
There is almost no chance she
There is almost no chance she is an addicted user. But their stories may be true.
July 31st, 2012 at 1:27 PM |
This. Marijuana has no
This. Marijuana has no
This. Marijuana has no pharmacologic addiction potential.
Denard has spent the offseason working really hard and smiling at people.
July 31st, 2012 at 2:21 PM |
Because that's the only kind
Because that's the only kind
You can also have an oral fixation, a reflex addiction or a habit addiction. Pornography has no pharmacological addiction potential but people get addicted to it all the same. If it affects your mind/body in any way, you can get addicted to it.
"This is the EMU game, not the emo game."
July 31st, 2012 at 2:26 PM |
I love porn.
I love porn.
I love porn.
July 31st, 2012 at 2:40 PM |
So did Hitler.
So did Hitler.
It always comes back to Hitler.
July 31st, 2012 at 3:18 PM |
"addicted user"? Addicted
"addicted user"? Addicted
"addicted user"? Addicted user? Are you serious? You know we're talking about marijuana, right? I've smoked for a decade pretty regularly, I made some changes in my life, and now I only get to smoke twice a month. You know how much that bothers me? None at all. Save your "addicted user" spiel for kids in the DARE program, you weirdo.
Professor X is our defensive coordinator.
July 31st, 2012 at 3:35 PM |
You need a chill pill.
You need a chill pill.
Or, I guess an up tick in the amount of weed you do.
Go Blue!
August 1st, 2012 at 2:12 AM |
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July 31st, 2012 at 12:41 PM |
So is this one of the BIG
So is this one of the BIG
So is this one of the BIG (good) news events for the Big Ten that was supposed to happen today?
July 31st, 2012 at 12:44 PM |
Aren't Dymonte and Brionte cousins?
Aren't Dymonte and Brionte cousins?
If so, I'm gonna refrain from making any comments.
July 31st, 2012 at 12:50 PM |
Well played, Don.
Well played, Don.
And you'll note the-only-slightly sarcastic quality of my OP. The story could (he said, laughingly) be completely true. This isn't even the biggest story of the week, much less the summer.
I will say this; whilst Dunn might not face any legal jeopardy beyond a misdemeanor (I confess; I'd love to see some dashboard-camera video from one of the police cruisers), he is probably not out of the woods on "violation of team rules." When the team tests your urine, and they find cannabinoids (something the police won't be doing), the test doesn't say, "it was my mom's weed."
July 31st, 2012 at 2:20 PM |
ha ha!
ha ha!
Imagine the pay day for the person who invents a strain of weed that produces the "it's my moms weed" result!!!
“Well, I was this close to bringing a sinner to Jesus, and now he is consigned to eternal damnation. I hope that you’re happy.” - Boyd Crowder, Justified
July 31st, 2012 at 12:45 PM |
Wait, so in this town, all
Wait, so in this town, all
Wait, so in this town, all you have to do is "consistently deny" that the drugs, guns, dead hookers, etc. in your car are not yours, and you're off? Nice.
July 31st, 2012 at 12:46 PM |
How do you think Craig James
How do you think Craig James
How do you think Craig James got away with it (allegedly)?
USING GRATUITOUS AMOUNTS OF CAPS LOCK SINCE APRIL 2011
July 31st, 2012 at 1:05 PM |
Agreed
Agreed
I'm sure it's all perfectly coincidental that almost every unlawful charge against a Buckeye player is conveniently later dropped because of some sort of misunderstanding.
I bet meteorologists love Columbus for all of the "perfect storms" that seem to converge on their poor innocent athletes out there...
July 31st, 2012 at 1:10 PM |
No, no, no.
No, no, no.
Dunn was pulled over in Alliance, not Columbus. And Stoneburner, Mewhort, Storm Klein and Jaamal Berry all disagree with you about how OSU football players are coddled by local law enforcement.
July 31st, 2012 at 12:46 PM |
I guess it depends on if you
I guess it depends on if you
I guess it depends on if you believe the pot was hers or not. If it was her pot then she did the right thing in taking responsibility for it and not letting her son get in trouble for her drugs.
On the other hand, if you believe that the reason Brionte narrowly missed hitting a police vehicle (the reason he was pulled over in the first place) was because he was perhaps stoned then she is neither the best or worst mom in Ohio for getting her future cash cow out of trouble.
But she might be the smartest.
July 31st, 2012 at 12:50 PM |
If it was her pot, the fact
If it was her pot, the fact
If it was her pot, the fact she felt it necessary to use an apostrophe in her sons first name makes so much more sense.
July 31st, 2012 at 12:53 PM |
article
article
It doesn't say that she admitted it was hers, only that it was in the vehicle before he used it.
July 31st, 2012 at 12:59 PM |
Round up the usual suspects.
Round up the usual suspects.
July 31st, 2012 at 12:58 PM |
You have no idea
You have no idea
what happen and who actually "owned" the weed. You're speculating the monther is enabling her son. Also, it is unclear if the police had any reason to search Dunn.
Also, caffeine could be considered a drug.
July 31st, 2012 at 1:06 PM |
Once Bri'onte gets into his first criminal justice class
Once Bri'onte gets into his first criminal justice class
at The Ohio State University, he'll be able to tell his mom about Arizona v. Gant, and how you should put all of that stuff in areas that are not within the immediate control of the vehicle occupants, so as to avoid warrantless searches incident to arrest.
July 31st, 2012 at 1:23 PM |
You're giving OSU criminal
You're giving OSU criminal
You're giving OSU criminal justice too much credit. Know who else was a criminal justice major there? Terrelle Pryor. Dude probably can't even remember the Miranda rights, much less read them.
July 31st, 2012 at 2:01 PM |
Pryor
Pryor
Pryor probably thought "Miranda rights" had something to do with his grandmother's Carmen Miranda albums.
July 31st, 2012 at 1:34 PM |
Still
Still
thought some level of probable cause is needed to search ANY area in the vehicle.
July 31st, 2012 at 1:11 PM |
Have we not progressed at all
Have we not progressed at all
Have we not progressed at all people?
Who is Jon Falk?
July 31st, 2012 at 1:15 PM |
Man, I don't remember doing
Man, I don't remember doing
any of that stuff back in the late '60s or early '70s. We didn't drink much when I was 17 either.
May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift
July 31st, 2012 at 1:26 PM |
Ooooh he card read good!
Ooooh he card read good!
"minute amount or marijuana"
July 31st, 2012 at 1:33 PM |
I'm impressed that the car
I'm impressed that the car
I'm impressed that the car was his moms and not a loaner from Jack Maxton Chevrolet.
Yes I got him a gift. He had a kidney stone. You piss a rock through your pecker, you deserve more than just a pat on the fucking back.
Can you be the best mom, and the worst mom at the same time?