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Dominic Clarke none too pleased with Urban Meyer

Dominic Clarke was released from scholarship earlier this year by Urban Meyer for running afoul of the law.  Not too happy today with Urban Meyer after the Jake Stoneburner & Jack Mewhort arrests.

Dominic Clarke ‏@D_Clark3

Sooo...lets see how urban meyer's bitch ass handles this one?

@JHallOSU these coaches out here ain't real yo and the worst part is, you can't do nothin bout it

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:31 PM | What an idiot (Score:5 Normal)
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That kid got in trouble multiple times with the law and got a DUI right before Meyer came on.  How does he have any room to complain or play the victim card, especially comparing it to a couple kids peeing on a wall?

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:32 PM | Not defending the kid but maybe we also don't know whole story (Score:5 Normal)
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He may have deserved it.  Just reporting what is blowing up on twitter right now.

In his defense, he was also an Academic All-Big Ten.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:35 PM | Btw, the @JhallOSU account (Score:4 Normal)
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Btw, the @JhallOSU account you quoted above is just some random person (not on the team) - that's not Jordan Hall (who is @Jordan_Hall7).

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:36 PM | Dominic Clarke sent that tweet out (not JhallOSU) (Score:2)
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Clarke sent that tweet to JhallOSU

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June 3rd, 2012 at 8:18 PM | OP, could you please correct (Score:5 Normal)
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OP, could you please correct the title of this thread to more accurately reflect the situtation?

I suggest: Dominic Clarke None To Pleased With Bitch Ass Urban Meyer

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:57 PM | Academic all big ten (Score:5 Normal)
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So was Terelle Pryor

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June 3rd, 2012 at 11:55 PM | Of course he was. Got a 200% (Score:3 Normal)
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Of course he was. Got a 200% in Philosophy for his insight on how everybody kills somebody.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 8:36 PM | i agree (Score:1)
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i agree

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June 4th, 2012 at 12:40 AM | Actually, it was one or two (Score:2 Normal)
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Actually, it was one or two nights after Urban informed the team that there would be zero tolerance for DUIs. 

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:28 PM | Do we have any clue what he (Score:2)
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Do we have any clue what he is referring to?

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:29 PM | Yep (Score:4 Normal)
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http://mgoblog.com/mgoboard/ohio-state-tight-end-jake-stoneburner-arrested-charged-obstructing-official-business

This might be arrogant, and if it is, it is, but we're Michigan

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June 4th, 2012 at 12:56 AM | He's referring to.. (Score:5 Informative)
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the fact that Urban kicked him off the team back in January for legal trouble.  Dominic Clarke was arrested three times while he was at OSU, the first two times for stupid things like shooting someone with a BB gun. The last offense was a DUI two days after Urban Meyer had a team meeting stating that he was not going to tolerate things like... yep, DUIs.

So basically Dominic Clarke got kicked off the team along with DerJuan Gambell, who beat his pregnant girlfriend if anyone remembered.  Clarke was pissed with the circumstances, claiming that Urban didn't even personally tell him and that he received the news from Luke Fickell instead. Which I believe given that Urban barely had a relationship with the kid and Luke Fickell knew the kid better.

Also, as a point of interest... Clarke started 4 games for OSU last year for Travis Howard. Probably would've competed to be a full time starter this season given how poorly Howard played and is currently listed as a co-starter with Doran Grant. Clarke was almost guaranteed to be a starter by his senior year.

Anyways, I guess Clarke thinks his situation is comparable to Stoneburner & Mewhort's public urination, and away goes the tweets. By the way, both players have been banned from the Woody Hayes Athletic Center and suspended indefinitely pending their court hearing.

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June 4th, 2012 at 11:31 AM | Thanks for the clarification. (Score:2)
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Thanks for the clarification.

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June 5th, 2012 at 1:18 AM | No problem (Score:2)
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Happy to contribute when I can

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:29 PM | This (Score:-1 Normal)
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is not threadworthy.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:34 PM | then I am thrilled that you (Score:5 Normal)
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then I am thrilled that you took the time to enter and comment if it is that threadworthy. 

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:30 PM | I hate Ohio too, but come on (Score:3 Normal)
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I hate Ohio too, but come on man.

Perfection is not attainable, but if we chase perfection we can catch excellence.

- Vince Lombardi

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:32 PM | Was Meyer supposed to leave (Score:-1 Normal)
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Was Meyer supposed to leave him on the team or something? Get off his back

ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up? 

Michigan = NBA Family U

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:35 PM | That is not what he is talking about here (Score:5 Normal)
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He is talking about players possibly receiving preferential treatment or lighter punishment.  This is something Meyer was also accused of by some former Florida players and that is why this may be newsworthy.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:40 PM | I don't know the background (Score:5 Normal)
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JimBob, if you're a knowledgable Buck sort, I'd be happy for you to fill me in. I think I remember the player's name, but I don't remember much else. Elucidate, if you will !

"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"

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June 3rd, 2012 at 9:15 PM | well, life was going well for (Score:3 Normal)
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well, life was going well for me at my job (at a reputable state university) till a lawyer friend emailed  me and started jibber jabbering about my players, pawn shops and ink. i told him i'd get right on that.

everyone seemed to get so...you know..out of shape about it! that  was last year.

 

 

 

ive been a bit out of the loop ever since. dazed and confused. i tell you, you wouldnt believe what i've been up to. and you wouldnt believe the punk that came outta "retirement" for my position. this guy dresses like a tool, for a start - a far cry from my fashionable wardrobe of sweater vests and cargo khakis.

ATTN NBA Dads and Siblings: Have brothers / sons on the hoops come-up? 

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:32 PM | I get his point... (Score:0 Normal)
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he was arrested and released. He's questioning the likelihood of Stoneburner being released. Stoneburner is much more important to the team than Clarke was. I get it.... still don't care.

2014 Offer List BOYCOTT ADIDAS

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:50 PM | Not entirely true. Clarke (Score:3 Normal)
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Not entirely true. Clarke could have been a starter this year, especially if Howard struggled as much as he did last year.

"So put 2 on, put 10 on, WHAT DO YOU CARE IT'S NOT LIKE YOU'RE PAYIN' FOR 'EM!!!!?"
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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:33 PM | WTF? (Score:2 Normal)
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Would someone fluid in Twitter please explain what happened? Did Clark call Meyer a bitch?

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June 3rd, 2012 at 8:01 PM | Chain of events: Urban Meyer (Score:3 Normal)
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Chain of events:

Urban Meyer kicks him (Clarke) off of the team for multiple issues with the law.

Other players on the OSU squad are in trouble with the law and not yet kicked off of the team.

Clarke tweets about the situation by calling Meyer out.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:34 PM | So, I take it.... (Score:3 Normal)
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So, I take it they won't be bowling together on Sat nights this summer.  Nothing leaves a more sour taste in an ex players mouth than to see other players skate when they did not get the same luxury.  I don't think that all things are equal here but interesting ...

Hard work beats talent...when talent fails to work hard!  Go Blue!!

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:36 PM | What does it mean!? (Score:2 Normal)
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What does it mean!?

@pnbloem | Ultra-MGoBoard

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:36 PM | He did refer to Meyer as (Score:5 Normal)
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He did refer to Meyer as "bitch ass Meyer".  So techically in the twitterverse, he called Meyer a bitch.

"The goal, the expectation of this program is the Big Ten Championship"

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:40 PM | I think I'm all twittered out (Score:5 Normal)
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I think I'm all twittered out for today. I think this like the 5th thread based off of a tweet.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:39 PM | I'm going to go out on a (Score:5 Normal)
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I'm going to go out on a longer limb and say the season needs to get here soon or we're all going to be posting threads about the Paper Rock Scissors national championships before to long.  And yes it does exist!

"The goal, the expectation of this program is the Big Ten Championship"

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:41 PM | easy (Score:5 Normal)
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Rock. Rock beats all. It is way more substantial than the others. I am all in for rock.

"Underwear Wearing Basement Dweller"

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June 3rd, 2012 at 8:07 PM | Even Easier (Score:3 Normal)
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You accuse all the participants in "Rock, Paper, Scissors" of participating in a variant of false dilemma (three options, in this case) and pull out some sort of explosive device that will destroy rock, melt scissors and practically sublimate paper. You win. 

"Funny isn't it, how naughty dentists always make that one fatal mistake."

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June 3rd, 2012 at 9:35 PM | Rock is also the only of the (Score:5 Normal)
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Rock is also the only of the three that exists in nature naturally.  Next time you find yourself in the path of an avalanche, hold up a piece of paper, or thousands of papers,  and see whether or not paper beats rock.  

MUAHAHAHAHA!  MUAHAHAHA!

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June 3rd, 2012 at 10:23 PM | Physics? (Score:3 Normal)
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If I used thousands of papers rolled into an incredibly large bale (a la Weyerhauser) or a giant wedge (like a cheese wedge) paper could beat rock, right?

L.S.A. '88

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June 3rd, 2012 at 11:23 PM | Yes, but rock sinks (Score:3 Normal)
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Yes, but rock sinks boat.

/Arrested Development'd

GO BLUE! MClub supports you.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 9:59 PM | But but but... (Score:2)
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...doesn't paper cover rock? The Twitterverse has confounded the immutable laws of RPS?

Dammit, the Mayans may have been on to something.

EDIT: Or is it the Meyerans?

L.S.A. '88

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June 3rd, 2012 at 11:44 PM | As bart says (Score:1)
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Good old rock.  Nothing beats rock.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:42 PM | OMG!!!! (Score:3 Normal)
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The "Circle of Trust" is going to get us all!!!!!

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:45 PM | Twitter... (Score:3 Normal)
4godkingandwolv...
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... Sux.  #Sux, that is.

Do Something. If it works, do more of it. If it doesn't, do something else.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:45 PM | My money is on Poggi.  Wait (Score:5 Normal)
MGoPork
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My money is on Poggi.  Wait what?

For the strength of the pack is the Wolv, and the strength of the Wolv is the pack.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:46 PM | (No subject) (Score:2 Normal)
Bad MotherHoker
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"The goal, the expectation of this program is the Big Ten Championship"

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:50 PM | Poorly played by Clarke. He (Score:5 Normal)
brandanomano
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Poorly played by Clarke. He should have called Meyer a jive turkey.

Special Teams means special times!

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:53 PM | He didn't call you a jive (Score:2 Normal)
MGomaha
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He didn't call you a jive turkey....hr called you a...cock sucker. Yeah, a cock sucker!

2011 Nebraska State Champ "We're Michigan." @tannerwooten not that funny, though.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:47 PM | What a shitty thread (Score:0 Flamebait)
Lionsfan
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What a shitty thread

If you're doing nothing, how do you know when you're finished?

StraightDave owes me a steak dinner

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June 3rd, 2012 at 7:58 PM | D Clark should have applied (Score:1 Normal)
marco dane
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for membership in the Circle of Truth. 

Lucky enough to have my own JT wristband!!

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June 3rd, 2012 at 8:04 PM | Nice thread (Score:1)
Roachgoblue
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Pause not!

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June 3rd, 2012 at 8:07 PM | This situation obviously (Score:1 Normal)
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This situation obviously doesn't help Meyer's reputation but in the end it's not that big of a deal. Yes, people are going to spin it as if Meyer is creating another circle of trust that will only bring the team down, but we should be slow to judge here.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 8:17 PM | If Meyer doesn't pull a kid's (Score:5 Normal)
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If Meyer doesn't pull a kid's scholie, he's showing favoritism.  If he does, then he's just opening up a spot and getting ready for a little old fashioned over-signing.  

He's in a no win situation.  I love it.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 8:32 PM | This is true. But in reality (Score:1 Normal)
TheOnlyOne
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This is true. But in reality there are times when someone has crossed the line too many times, like Stonum, yet BWC isn't about to lose his scholarship over some lowly arrest. OSU is in a similar situation.

Still, Meyer is unquestionably scummy and will get what he deserves.

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June 3rd, 2012 at 8:18 PM | i think that the time to offer this as forum-fodder (Score:0 Normal)
MGlobules
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is when and if Meyer fails to discipline Stoneburner & Co. in corresponding fashion. Until then, this is a non-story.

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