Might as well not even have players on the field, that way our offense gets the ball back faster!
sigh...
needs moar usage
Do we have to field a defense?
October 30th, 2010 at 8:38 PM
#1
Do we have to field a defense?
October 30th, 2010 at 8:40 PM | 
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October 30th, 2010 at 8:43 PM |
hmmmm
hmmmm
the cuse is 6-2 after today. must have been the coaching
"I'm the baddest man on the planet" - Joe Warren
October 30th, 2010 at 9:39 PM |
Scott Shafer is definitely
Scott Shafer is definitely
much happier now and probably laughing his ASS off....
October 30th, 2010 at 9:52 PM |
It was the coaching.
It was the coaching.
It was the coaching.
Syracuse '03, Michigan G'05
Space bitches, space.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:31 PM |
yah that says it all.
yah that says it all.
yah that says it all.
Go Blue !!!
Dave Brandon: Detailed and thorough investigation proves that Freep report was intentionally misleading.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:52 PM |
Yes, but sadly, we choose not
Yes, but sadly, we choose not
Yes, but sadly, we choose not to.
October 30th, 2010 at 8:44 PM |
Jeeeeeezzzzzzzzz
Jeeeeeezzzzzzzzz
hope Denard's okay.
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
October 30th, 2010 at 8:45 PM |
Can anyone here honestly say they have seen
Can anyone here honestly say they have seen
a defense this bad at any decent D-1 school in the last 10 years? I would like to know, because every game is painful to watch. 2nd and 21? 3rd and 18? No big deal vs. Gerg. It just seems like the D never progresses (ya, I know, players, etc. but really).
October 30th, 2010 at 9:26 PM |
No
No
and I am going to boot the next person that says I can't blame the coaches for it in the nuts. There have been 2.5 recruiting classes by this staff and the defense gets progressivly worse each year.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:49 PM |
You can't blame the coaches for it
You can't blame the coaches for it
.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:58 PM |
Touché
Touché
Touché
October 31st, 2010 at 7:20 PM |
Not that I meant it
Not that I meant it
Beware the bleak humor ;)
October 30th, 2010 at 9:58 PM |
I can...
I can...
honestly say that I have never seen our D look this putrid in the past 40 years. We stopped PSU once in the first half...once goddammit! PSU was 9 for 37 on 3rd down conversions coming into this game. Way to improve their stats D...just shoot me and end this misery. How the fuck does OSU recruit the talent they get? How are we missing the goddamn boat? Jesus...we suck!
October 30th, 2010 at 8:45 PM |
We have a defense on the
We have a defense on the
We have a defense on the field? Who knew.
October 30th, 2010 at 8:46 PM |
and now drob is injured
and now drob is injured
asdashdsahd as hsadas graaaaaaaarghfffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffff
October 30th, 2010 at 8:48 PM |
Absolutely terrible, but this
Absolutely terrible, but this
Absolutely terrible, but this is what we are stuck with for now.
This game is not looking promising to me. McGloin is going to feel very comfortable out there all day...
October 30th, 2010 at 8:49 PM |
This game is going to test
This game is going to test
This game is going to test both my ability to consume alcohol as well as my self control in not throwing a remote control through my new TV. I want to punch things.
October 30th, 2010 at 8:52 PM |
a stop on 3rd and long
a stop on 3rd and long
drink!
October 30th, 2010 at 9:01 PM |
I didn't understand RR's selection of Robinson last year
I didn't understand RR's selection of Robinson last year
and I still don't. Considering how PSU is having such an easy time so far after everybody around here assured us that they were too banged up on the OL to offer any resistance and that their QB situation was going to doom them, I look forward to the confident predictions that we'll pound Illinois and slaughter Purdue.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:03 PM |
our defense will keep every
our defense will keep every
our defense will keep every team in the game
I understand that we're young but my god
October 30th, 2010 at 9:20 PM |
Being young has nothing to do
Being young has nothing to do
Being young has nothing to do with the BS they are putting out there tonight. It doesn't take years of experience to stop Royster on 4th right there. 8 of our 11 guys touched him behind the line of scrimage. A joke.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:10 PM |
I get the sarcasm,
I get the sarcasm,
but we really SHOULD beat Purdon't.
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
October 30th, 2010 at 9:51 PM |
OK, that gets us to 6-6 overall, 2-6 B10
OK, that gets us to 6-6 overall, 2-6 B10
Bottom-tier B10
October 30th, 2010 at 9:14 PM |
WOW
WOW
A walk-on QB is moving the ball up and down the field on us....this is a joke!
October 30th, 2010 at 9:20 PM |
Evan Royster and Play Action
Evan Royster and Play Action
Evan Royster and Play Action is moving the ball down the field
October 30th, 2010 at 9:10 PM |
There's a liveblog for all
There's a liveblog for all
There's a liveblog for all this...
October 30th, 2010 at 9:10 PM |
I'm afraid everyone will
I'm afraid everyone will
I'm afraid everyone will remember why Royster was considered a high NFL draft pick after tonight
"There was a time I could have been mistaken for Burt Reynolds. I had a moustache and so did he. But he was the number one star in the world, so there wasn't really much confusion."
October 30th, 2010 at 9:11 PM |
Confused defense +1
Confused defense +1
Confused defense +1
October 30th, 2010 at 9:12 PM |
I love how they totally miss
I love how they totally miss
the pass interference call on PSU for hitting Hemingway early, but they come back with a hold against us two plays later.
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
October 30th, 2010 at 9:14 PM |
Any evidence that the defense
Any evidence that the defense
Any evidence that the defense hasn't regressed the last three years: discuss
October 30th, 2010 at 9:16 PM |
cool no tackling on that 4th
cool no tackling on that 4th
cool no tackling on that 4th and 1
October 30th, 2010 at 9:18 PM |
The defense doesn't tackle,
The defense doesn't tackle,
The defense doesn't tackle, it takes poor angles and it generally looks confused. Other teams coach players UP, we're coaching them down. At least the offense gives us a shot to stay somewhat close...God I hate our lack of coaching, there's no way in hell this PSU team should be within 20 points of us right now, much less ahead.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:17 PM |
What is Mouton?
What is Mouton?
Negative ten or so by now?
"I promise you we would have walked to the University of Michigan." - Brady Hoke
October 30th, 2010 at 9:19 PM |
Simple
Simple
We don't have the coaching. No good defensive coaches, no adjustments being made. The head coach just runs around with a whiny "what just happened?" face all the time. This is a pathetic, 5-7 team once again. Un-fucking-believable.
"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch"
October 30th, 2010 at 9:19 PM |
This
This
This is not a Michigan defense.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:20 PM |
It's not, it's RR's defense,
It's not, it's RR's defense,
It's not, it's RR's defense, which he obviously knows nothing about. He can win all the OOC games he wants, but he can't win shit in the Big 10.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:19 PM |
No Mike Martin
No Mike Martin
No chance that we win this game. Previous belief we would win retracted. They will run up the middle on us all night. We are in real trouble. If we don't win this game, Rich Rod is probably gone. Sad because I really like the direction the offense is headed.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:26 PM |
My .02
My .02
I think RR stays because of the explosive offense and the playmakers we have, BUT, if GERG is not fired as soon as the clock reads 0:00 after the osu game, then I'll be all for blowing it up and starting fresh.
<Insert overused meme here>
October 30th, 2010 at 9:43 PM |
Big O
Big O
The offense sucks, too. "But, we gained over 500 yards, duh." Who gives a FUCK? Put points on the board, or go to hell. Stop melting down in the redzone against decent teams. "The players on defense are young/transferring, troll." Then as a head coach, find a way to keep players in the fucking program long enough to contribute; everyone else seems to be able to do it. I'm sick of this, and I've now started counting down the days until Rich Rod's termination is announced on 28 November. "But if RRod gets fired, we won't be able to beat Alabama in 2012." Yes, because clearly this Ringling Brothers shit show that we're watching is going to smash the Crimson Tide. Say what you want, the fact is that a walk-on quarterback is lighting us the fuck up, and a defense with some big injuries is stuffing our "high-powered attack." Pathetic.
"All I've had today is, like, six gummy bears and some scotch"
October 30th, 2010 at 9:21 PM |
It's deja vu all over again
It's deja vu all over again
Some of the details have changed, but ultimately, it will boil down to the same damn thing as last year: we have absolutely no defense whatsoever. We will not win another game this season. The expression on RR's face after the last PSU touchdown tells me he knows that too.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:42 PM |
You are right.
You are right.
It is the exact same face as the last 2 yrs when he knew it was over.
October 30th, 2010 at 11:34 PM |
Purdue Is Pretty Bad
Purdue Is Pretty Bad
Purdue is stinking it up pretty bad this year. I think we have a solid chance against Purdue.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:22 PM |
It would be less painful
It would be less painful
It would be less painful
damn
October 30th, 2010 at 9:24 PM |
Such a joke
Such a joke
This is pathetic, we have 2 weeks to get ready for this game and a walk-on QB is making us look like a JV High School team! Greg needs to go!
October 30th, 2010 at 9:23 PM |
It's official--we're the most
It's official--we're the most
It's official--we're the most poorly-coached team in the Big 10. What did we do to deserve this, anyway?
October 30th, 2010 at 9:29 PM |
We had
We had
We had a financial genius who knew nothing about football as AD.
October 30th, 2010 at 9:24 PM |
Time to get shitface. See
Time to get shitface. See
Time to get shitface. See y'all later.
"It's the only place to get the inside story on Wolverine football, so blee bluhh tahh!" - Bo
October 30th, 2010 at 9:26 PM |
welp
welp
we're fucked
October 30th, 2010 at 9:28 PM |
...
...
The ups and downs of being a Michigan fan... :-(
October 30th, 2010 at 9:39 PM |
There haven't been any ups in
There haven't been any ups in
There haven't been any ups in many years.
Syracuse '03, Michigan G'05
Space bitches, space.