Do we have any Devin Gardner sightings?

Submitted by BlueDog on

that looked like him, sitting with RichRod over last weekend. He must have enrolled by now, and I am going to assume that means he is attending classes, unless he has murdered someone, which happens.

bleedzblue

January 22nd, 2010 at 8:07 PM ^

I believe your post got negged because this has already been used by another poster, unless that other poster was you then my apologizes. I don't think boner jokes are frowned upon by anymeans, if I recall when he posted that he was awarded points because the way he used it it was fucking hilarious.

BigBlue02

January 22nd, 2010 at 11:03 PM ^

That poster was me. I used it when we found out DG actually enrolled early. I was so excited I went on to watch boner jams 03. It was a mixed tape of all of my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003.

See, you have to pick and chose your boner references. You can't just throw out a boner joke without the correct context.

Big_G

January 22nd, 2010 at 7:18 PM ^

Yeah Murders do happen, after all "...everyone kills people, murders people..." Shouldnt be too big of a deal if Devin's done it then.

UNCWolverine

January 22nd, 2010 at 7:25 PM ^

man, if you are going to go there AT LEAST get the quote right.

"I mean everyone kills people, murders people, steals from you, steals from me, whatever."

go blue.

MaizeNBlue

January 22nd, 2010 at 7:59 PM ^

I tried to say hi to him and he juked me. I was still honored, though.

Really, though, I haven't seen him but a friend of mine who's a manager says he's bigger than he thought (good thing, I guess).

Hard Gay

January 22nd, 2010 at 8:15 PM ^

See him in South Quad a lot. Turns out he lives in my former hall, missed him by a year.

First time I saw him in the dining hall he was wearing all this underarmor gear, presumably free stuff from the all-star game.

I'm not a stalker.

petered0518

January 23rd, 2010 at 2:04 AM ^

He sat next to me in the cafeteria and I attempted to engage him (and other early enrollees) in casual conversation without looking like a brainless fanboy.

I was actually struck by how young they all seem. I mean, I know in theory that they are all high school kids, but they look so much older and are, in a sense, famous. I asked Devin something and he seemed almost nervous. It was rather awkward.
Oh well, truthfully there is no unawkwark way of telling an 18 year old kid that you have placed all your hopes and dreams of future happiness in his ability to throw and run a football(did I say that out loud?)

Ricardo Miller, Jeremy Jackson, Stephen Hopkins, and Austin White are in my hall, with Christian Pace(I think) and Devin Garnder elsewhere in the same building.