The Disappearing of Mark Dantonio
Buddy of mine showed this to me last, laughed my ass off. Dantonio disappears when being throttled by Wisconsin.
Edit: Well the link worked in the preview when I embedded. Apparently it doesn't now that I posted, here's the link though if one of you kind gentlemen would like to embed properly:
September 25th, 2016 at 9:07 AM ^
Apparently, you cannot embed in the OP. Try it again, it'll probably work...
Edit: Then again, don't bother. It wasn't that good. I mean, nice edit job, but jeez...
September 25th, 2016 at 9:10 AM ^
You can embed videos when starting a topic but it's some long process that's too long to remember.
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September 25th, 2016 at 9:21 AM ^
First, it won't embed, I tried again in a reply. Secondly, its not an edit job. It happened, LIVE. He walked with the player that came to the sideline, the camera angle made it look like he disappeared. And finally, calm your tits, jesus.
Here's the video again with sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OVRh4QpXDko
September 25th, 2016 at 9:07 AM ^
Sometimes you just want to get away.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:09 AM ^
As I stated in the previous thread: mike is the demigorgan
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September 25th, 2016 at 9:51 AM ^
*Demogorgon
I'm not a grammar/spelling nazi, but for D&D, I make an exception. :)
September 25th, 2016 at 9:23 AM ^
Thanks bruh
September 25th, 2016 at 11:26 AM ^
I knew he was some sort of evil black magic wizard. Obviously that's how he caused that play that never happened but actually did happen.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:17 AM ^
LOL. The team disappeared in the game just like the coach.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:19 AM ^
And hopefully the fan base will also.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:39 AM ^
If only we could be that lucky
September 25th, 2016 at 10:06 AM ^
We will be in a few weeks!
September 25th, 2016 at 9:19 AM ^
This is slightly changing the subject - but I've noted that his demeanor seems to be much different this season than last; and different than at any time since he went to MSU. He seems to be taking in every moment and not getting worked up by much.
I get the feeling that he is planning to retire at the end of the season. No direct evidence, just a suspicion.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:22 AM ^
Rumor from RCMB is that this is his last freshmen class.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:28 AM ^
So 3 more years?
As in the last class he sees graduate?
Or he's done after this year?
September 25th, 2016 at 9:35 AM ^
3 more years but I wouldn't take it to the bank.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:45 AM ^
I'm willing to bet he would have retired after last season had they not been stomped in the semifinal.
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September 25th, 2016 at 11:00 AM ^
have it look like he is trying to get away from Harbaugh.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:52 AM ^
No way. Coach Disrespekt is 60 years old. That isn't terribly old for a coach. Unless they start to crater in consecutive years, I see him annoying our blog for a good 8 years more.
September 25th, 2016 at 10:11 AM ^
Already had one heart scare, he's built something big, can go out with legend status intact in that program... I could see it. He doesn't have that much more to prove, even though he never won a NC.
September 25th, 2016 at 11:03 AM ^
"even though he never won a NC."
That by definition says he still has a lot to prove. Guys like Nick Saban or Urban Meyer have nothing else to prove.
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September 25th, 2016 at 11:08 AM ^
Those are good points, but I believe he would like to try to keep beating Michigan.
Also, he is the master of finding bulletin board material so unless that well runs dry I believe he's lifer.
September 25th, 2016 at 1:06 PM ^
Are you talking about Dantonio or Bo Schembechler in the late 80s?
Bo retired at 60, it would make sense for Dantonio to retiere in the next couple years as well.
September 25th, 2016 at 11:28 AM ^
Maybe.
I think the other thing people don't think about is that these coaches are real people who have become very successful financially.
They obviously have the money to retire and there is probably a valid desire on a lot of coaches parts to use that money in their 60s to travel/generally live it up before they start to get too old into their 70s and things like that become gradually harder.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:29 AM ^
Hard to get upset when you're beating a rival as a road underdog...or when you're getting your shit kicked in at home in the conference opener. Or when you're playing Furman.
I'll reserve judgement for when he's in a B1G dog fight.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:59 AM ^
I would highly doubt that.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:22 AM ^
No the second dude just ate a snickers
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September 25th, 2016 at 9:24 AM ^
Perfect. Grumpy Dantonio fits the bill.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:25 AM ^
An editting genius should put the X Files theme in that vidya.
September 25th, 2016 at 10:39 AM ^
Seconded.
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September 25th, 2016 at 9:25 AM ^
vanish.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:29 AM ^
Heh - silly and hilarious
September 25th, 2016 at 9:36 AM ^
and it's for disappearing.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:39 AM ^
Spot on. Haha
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September 25th, 2016 at 9:41 AM ^
He slips to 3rd or 4th in the division consistently and his disappearing act will become permanent soon. No way he lets his record against Michigan get close to .500.
September 25th, 2016 at 9:52 AM ^
He deserves our respect. He had a great run at a second-rate university. Mike Dantonio was a good coach.
September 25th, 2016 at 10:40 AM ^
Mack D'antoni
September 25th, 2016 at 10:06 AM ^
hey mark, don't flinch!
September 25th, 2016 at 10:13 AM ^
M0RK Dan7onio
September 25th, 2016 at 10:27 AM ^
"Mike Dantonio vanishes into thin air".
That is the link's title right now on USA today's front page. (it is about half way down on the page, if you want to see it)
September 25th, 2016 at 10:19 AM ^
So sunglasses guy is the next MSU head coach, right? That must be what this means.
September 25th, 2016 at 10:43 AM ^
And just like that [poof]...he's gone
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September 25th, 2016 at 11:01 AM ^
Hey if I was getting my ass handed to me on my own field, I'd want to crawl into a little hole and disappear too.
Go back lying in the weeds, Dantonio.
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September 25th, 2016 at 11:14 AM ^
Their offense disappeared.
September 25th, 2016 at 11:48 AM ^
Dantonio is a soul sucking vampire. That is all.
September 25th, 2016 at 11:53 AM ^
lush fields of alfalfa. (W.C. Fields voice)
September 25th, 2016 at 11:58 AM ^
His acceleration is really impressive for a 60 year old