Dirty, Dirty lies thread
It occurs to me that we're getting gypped here. Why should former players and published sportswriters be the only ones that get to participate in dirty, dirty lies? It's not fair. We're qualified to lie too.
Did you guys hear that Rich Rod called Conelius Jones last night and told him he needed to be working out hard? I guess Tate Forcier and Denard Robinson got in a fight over the last twinkie, leaving both in the hospital with enough blood loss to be Hypovolemic. Jack Kennedy tried to intervene and lost an arm (non-throwing, fortunately), and Rodriguez was reported to say that he, "Never really had any faith in that Gardner kid in the first place."
Columbus doesn't smell badly!
the nasal congestion is all cleared up, then? I suppose the opposite of this dirty, dirty lie is that Columbus does in fact suffer from olfactory malfunction.
I heard Kennedy put the Forcier and D-Rob out by spittin' mad flow, learned directly from the master himself: Febreeze, people.
The old "I love you" lie has worked for me several times...if you know what I mean.
I heard that the University of Michigan filed to become a private school and will have a satellite campus on the moon.
I also heard that Portuguese is now a major, and we're recruiting 3rd tier Brazilian soccer players to come play (soccer and some football) at Michigan for NCAA domination.
like a satellite campus on the moon.
I heard that this is the best post ever.
He is a Stonecutter, right?
put RichRod in a headlock and gave him a noogie, screaming "My seat is NOT hotter than yours!"
In other news, Big Ten commish Jim Delany has Notre Dame AD Jack Swarbrick on speed dial, calling several times a day, asking Swarbrick to pull his finger.
Swarbrick had to check with the trustees and the boosters before he could pull Delany's finger. They are currently in a hot debate about how this will affect TRADITION.
The image of this debate has me laughing out loud.
and the next thing you are going to tell me is MSU's Coach Izzo is going to do a broadway show about his life in basketball.....
http://www.usatoday.com/sports/college/mensbasketball/2010-05-09-3800758189_x.htm
Shouldn’t fake news know not to become real?
play osu using monkeys?
why was I not informed of this?
Monkeys with guns will not be accepted.
"It's your baby."
Did you hear that Mark Dantonio and Jim Tressel are doing a two-man version of "The Vagina Monologues" opening in Cleveland on May 25th.
In unrelated news, Terrelle Pryor wore a diaper as an 18 year old.
Rosenberg: I am an objective reporter and I would never allow my personal agenda to interfere with my commitment to the truth.
"Okay, just ONE drink, but then I'm leaving. I can't get drunk tonight."
That one is typically followed by "no, officer, I only had one drink"
I never do just one....
I like Pam Ward. A lot.
she's soo hot.
They dominate recruiting in the state. They can recruit nationally. And they are ready to compete for a big ten championship. After going 6-7 and not really improving in any facet of the game , it's their time. Not to mention they have the best coach in the Big Ten. Hey you can grow alot as football players from running into dorms and beating people up. That works speed and power.
Freep is hiring all MSU football players as "beat" writers .
When interviewed, Rosenberg stated, "We needed some new blood to punch up our stories."
What? It'll clear up, I promise; I've got some oitment for it. The doctor says it's not infectious and it'll be gone in a week.
I heard from a good source that Jim Tressel wears a sweater vest in order to hide his nipple piercings.
Obviously you took that quote out of context. if you read further you would know that back in the day he and Dantonio got some matching ink too: 
As you can see from this unaltered photograph.
I herd that Michigans Corch Rodriguez will step down and Les Milez will step in as the new corch. I also heard that manbearpig has mated with Al Gore and they are having robot babbys. and I know for a fact that the Big Ten has offered invitations to Miami(YTM), Richmond, the Cleveland Cavilers, and The University of Phoenix.
The university of Phoenix brings a HUGE national television audience, you know.
The 2012 schedule will now open in a prime time match up against "The" University of Phoenix and be played on PS3 as the online school does not yet have facilities.
make football a club sport at Michigan. An anonymous source close to people who set out the luncheon at the Regents' meeting was quoted as saying that a male regent said ". . . fans seem too impatent for football dominance . . ." and another regent identified as either male or female said ". . . the only way to quickly return to dominance is to play grossly inferior programs . . ."
MSU fans care more about their team than Michigan losing.
I'm really not the politically-correct type, but I know a lot of people find the word "gypped" offensive. Gypsies are actual people. I'd go with "ripped off" instead.
Tar-baby and Niggardly are racist. Get real.
Not to go all PC Police on you, but "gyp" actually is different. Niggardly is a completely separate word from the N word while tar-baby's meaning is disputed. Gyp, however, is in fact derived from "gypsy" based on some stereotype that they cheat people, much like the term "jew." The root of "gyp," however, is not as immediately apparent and many people who use it are unaware of its derogatory nature and and even those who do most likely mean no harm by it (whereas unless you've been living under a rock, you should be well aware of the origin of the term "jew" and the negative stereotype it connotes). In fact,"Gypsy" itself is considered a derogatory term (derived from the mistaken belief that the people are from Egypt) and Roma is considered the preferred nomenclature.
Why is it okay to say gyp or jew, but not say the N word? IMO none of those words should be said unless your in the privacy of your own home, away from the rest of the world.
Because we didn't bring the Gypsies over in chains and made them slaves? More likely because people don't run into a lot of gypsy people to offend.
(And does anyone in mixed company really use "got Jew'd" anymore? It may not have as bad a connotation, but I don't think it's wildly acceptable).
A member of the Jewish people is a Jew--nothing derogatory about that, though something like "that Jew" is harsh-sounding and isn't quite a term of endearment. As for the N word, it is a very strong word and I don't like typing it. Go ahead--blame me, society, political correctness, whatever. There are very strong emotions about the word and it just packs a bigger punch, somewhat analagous to how how the C-bomb sounds much worse than "shit." (If you don't know what the C-word is, Jane Fonda would be happy to tell you.)
I would take it one step further: don't use the terms at all. It would be better for them to be said in private than in public but slurs (if said with meaning, as opposed to saying gyp without being aware of its meaning) represent a backwards view of people that categorizes them according to their race/ethnicity/religion/etc. It's not a good way to view the world.
It's supposed to be obvious what you're lying about, but I don't know if your lie was where you said you're not really "the politically correct type," or when you mentioned that some ppl "find the word 'gypped' offensive."
going to go back to their original moniker when they expand to 20 teams next season:
The Intercollegiate Conference of Faculty Representatives
Your mother isn't a whore
"No honey, not in your mouth I promise!"
I do not understand this obsession with Michigan Athletics.
This blog isn't worth the powder to blow it up with.
I swear I will not return in ten minutes.
Don't worry about it!
Charissa Thompson isn't that hot.
Phoenix Online is has been offered to join the Big 10. Apparently they are building a new stadium with an 8 gig bandwidth.
Mike Barwis and Brandon Graham are human.
has wings too.
Did you hear that Michigan State owns the state in terms of recruiting and they have the best coach in the Big Ten. Also going 6-7 means you are about to win the Big Ten champoinship the next year. Also it doesn't matter that Dantonio recruits kids that get in trouble all the time, Rich Rodriquez is the one that recruits all the questionable players.