This isn't that interesting, but I saw that the Sears Director's Cup standings were updated recently and MIchigan is 4th. This is the rankings of the overall athletic department performance....otherwise known as the competition that Stanford wins every single year.
The next update is April 4th where we will get credit for the Men's Swimming National Title and then again the following week where both of the basketball teams should pull in points.
Also, there is the Capital One Cup that is supposed to be something similar, but it doesn't seem to make any sense and Michigan is just 21st:
http://www.capitalonecup.com/assets/standings/complete-capital-one-cup-standings.pdf