Taco bell employees
You mean there are actual
You mean there are actual Taco Bell employees that aren't stoners?
Are you sure?
You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Check out the faces the
Check out the faces the redhead makes in the background. She is clearly pissed off.
My Dad laughs at this every time!
The older I get the more I
The older I get the more I realize women are insecure jealous haters.
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Hard to admit but um. . .
CONFIRMED!
We can't help it. Really, we can't. We're all at least partially insane slash have this portion (however small) that is inherently illogical.
You'll be better and you'll be smarter and more grown-up and a better daughter. . .
Hey, all we ask is that it is
Hey, all we ask is that it is recognized. Now I need you to go to work with your friends and figure out a way that we can point out the insane/illogical sides of you in the moment without fear for our lives.
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The best part...
Alllllll my friends are guys. I have a handful of really good female close friends (two), but my main group of best friends = all guys. I'm not quite sure how it happened that way, but I love it. In college, they lived in a crazy giant super dirty house and I lived across the street in a super clean amazing apartment, but I practically lived there. So much fun!
The best part is I'm definitely not one of the guys, like I'm still pretty girly and do crazy girly things and have crazy girly outbursts, it's probably just much more subdued. Don't be fooled, though: it's like a rule--girls have to hate their guy friends' girlfriends. I seriously have no reason to hate a couple of them but it still happens every single time.
You'll be better and you'll be smarter and more grown-up and a better daughter. . .
Hey don't sweat it. You're
Hey don't sweat it. You're female and that is how it works. You have nature on your side.
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Okay true, we all hate other girls
The boys never believe me when I tell them I have no problem with their girlfriend.
Apparently guys see through that girl-on-girl hate like whoa. Damn.
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We have bigger brains. It's
We have bigger brains. It's science.
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Larry Summers, shouldn't you
Larry Summers, shouldn't you be helping to fix the financial crisis and not posting about Michigan football?
You lost me at
You lost me at girl-on-girl.
Love, hate, whatever. When it's girl-on-girl, it's all good.
FYI
My wife hates you.
Well that certainly explains
Well that certainly explains why a few of my close girl friends do not like my girlfriend. And for no apparent reason either.
Sometimes we're right.
I admit it's usually for no good reason, but girls pick up on things about other girls that guys are completely clueless about because we ourselves are crazy and crazy can spot crazy. Oh, and I'm fiercely loyal to and protective of my boys.
Example: after 3 1/2 months of dating one of my friends, his gf wanted to hang out with me (read: feel me out/check up on her bf.) I knew what to expect so I was down, and if I didn't go I knew it'd upset my friend that I wasn't being welcoming blahblahblah so I went.
80% of the conversation was normal, and then she turned to me and said, "Okay, so I totally think he's the one, that's not weird right? Like, I totally go on TheKnot.com every single day at work and cut out this picture of a Cartier ring and taped it to my desk drawer at work. That's normal, right? Have you done that?"
So I nod and get my voice as excited as hers and agree that it's TOTALLY NORMAL and ask her what her wedding dress looks like. Inside I'm thinking to myself OMG I need to call my friend immediately and get him out of this.
For the record, I never warned him because she makes him super happy but she's definitely been on watch since then. They're still together and just celebrated their one year anniversary.
You'll be better and you'll be smarter and more grown-up and a better daughter. . .
She thinks he's the one.
She thinks he's the one. He's superhappy with her. What's the problem again?
That's why I didn't say anything
But I would argue against planning weddings after three months, call me a realist.
You'll be better and you'll be smarter and more grown-up and a better daughter. . .
realist
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I think I'm with you on this
I think I'm with you on this one. If my gf was saying that, after such a short period, it might be slight cause for concern.
Nothing like a warm and juicy
Nothing like a warm and juicy taco at 3am.
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The redhead is hotter...
She's hot...but the first girl looks hotter(in the commercial anyway).
Blasphemy.
Blasphemy.
I agree completely with Blue
I agree completely with Blue because of the scientific fact that gingers have no soul. This makes it alot easier to leave the next morning. IMHO
It's also a scietific
It's also a scietific fact,that while they may lack overall skill in the bedroom,they more than make up for it with a willingness to do anything.
...Perhaps this is somehow related to lacking a soul?
Really?
Do you have evidence to back up that, uh, theory? Case Studies? With gifs and phone numbers?
And does that only hold true if the carpet matches the curtains?
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The Redhead Does...
The redhead does grab my attention.
Double thanks; for the link
And the Minka
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Jill is fine, no question,
Jill is fine, no question, but I'm just...a little bit more comfortable...making love to Denise.
With your avatar...
...I find that imagery completely terrifying.
As well as a bit confusing.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
+1 for Jill Wagner!
Mercury girl, Wipeout girl, Blade girl, girl of my heart.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
All hail the glorious Denise
All hail the glorious Denise of Taco Bell.
This thread is already the
This thread is already the first Google hit for "Denise Taco Bell"
The Googles loves the
The Googles loves the mgoblogs.
Hello internets! How was your travel across those tubes?
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Andi Valentino. Anyone?
Andi Valentino. Anyone?
Actually, they're saying it looks like her
But is really Nikki Danielle Moore
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm1436647/
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Denise is greater than some
Denise is greater than some random porn star! But, if you want to compare her at least make it Brianna Frost.
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I think he was trying to say they look alike
Which I can't quite agree with because Andie's face is much more of an oval and the lips are poutier (although I admit that could be a peculiarity of the poses she is typically in).
But +1 just for bringing up Brianna.
Anyone want to bet that Andie
Anyone want to bet that Andie Valentino, Nikkie Danielle Moore and Brianna Frost are getting a few more hits right now? I will because I learned the correct spelling of Andie Valentino when I googled her.
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Andi
http://girls.twistys.com/hottie/Andie-Valentino/pic-2/
yowza
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
Might want to label that as
Might want to label that as NSFW.
If you're clicking on Porn Star links at 1am
You're either not at work, or probably working WITH porn stars. ;-)
Unless you meant Not Safe For Wife...
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
Ha, I got no problem, but
Ha, I got no problem, but more for the early risers that have been asleep for a while now. Clicking on that at 8 a.m. might be the wrong way to start the day at the office.
Or the RIGHT way to start the day
But I figured you labeled it for me. :-)
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
SHWING!!!
SHWING!!!
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Briana Frost looks like a black nude model
...what did she have to do with Taco Bell, again? Not that I'm complaining.
And I doubt Taco Bell is hiring porn stars...but man, talk about creating business.
"I love him, he's a great coach, he's a great mentor, he's a great friend. He's every single thing you want a college coach to be, and he does it flawlessly." -David Molk
I've never seen anyone REMOTELY
looking like any of these fictional wait staff at Taco Bell. Or the customers. But then, I don't look like the guy either.
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The Brown Chick
in the background always annoys me in this commercial. She's constantly trying to interject her face, looking very serious and important... while ordering at Taco Bell? GET THE FUCK OUT THE PICTURE! Denise is hotter. And what a smile!
Brown chick is just jealous she's only an extra.
BTW- the guy in the commercial is pretty much exactly how I am in real life. True story.
Nice spot. Thanks for
Nice spot. Thanks for pointing it out and ruining my Denise time. On an unrelated note, is it strange that I am jealous of you because your likeness gets to be in a commercial with Denise?
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and by this you mean
you stalk the employees of various establishments, creepily asking for employees by name to emerge from the back and take your order so you can fumble with your words and behave socially awkward?
or because you look like the guy?
true story?
fml?
Taco bell employees should always be local stoner kids. That way, you can invent your own menu item and they'll make it for you.
The Double Decker Awesome is a Baja Chalupa with a Gordita bread pasted to the outside with beans and nacho cheese. It's a tad heavy on the bread, but still awesome.