Play on playa
Play on playa
99 problems, man. 99 problems...
It looks like they took the account down, removed all the psycho hosebeast tweets, and put it back up with a new password. Kudos to Twitter for the appropriate response - but I still want to see screenshots. I enjoy watching people lose their shit in text form.
I saw that bustedcoverage got screen shots.
its pretty funny shit, and judgeing from the tweets of a couple of the women mentioned in the tweets it looks like its pretty much as advertised, not some joke.
There was a blond gal hugging Denard on the field after the Notre Dame game... I hope things haven't gone sour.
Thanks for reminding us that College Atheletes are in college
"The page has been recovered Your in safe hands now baby. That's courtnee's stand :)" haha this is aweoms.
I guess he enjoys spelling his name differently.
fallows the parody account already haha.
How do you know it's a parody account?
I guess i'm just assuming because they are clearly stated to be funny not serious. like the second tweet says "I iced your knees and braided your hair and this is how you repay me?" lol
A true parodist would have gone with something a little more like
Every snap you take, Every cut you make, Every tackle you break, Every handoff you fake, I'll be watching you
Probably because of gems like this:
Hey @qbforce haven't seen you on campus this year. I'd love to see you ;)
NSFE (not safe for embed)
Must be fixed now... Now I just feel left out...
I hate that the word “hacked” or “hacker” gets thrown around so easily. This was not some programmer at work stealing passwords or some mastermind scheme. It would be like someone using a key to “break in” to a house. There is not any breaking or hacking going on if you already have the key or password in the first place.
I almost think it'd be a good idea to make a "Digital Security" type course a requirement for all college students (like Interpersonal Communications, or English Composition). They could teach them the basics of ensuring nothing like this ever happens, and show them documented instances of things going wrong (ahem, brett favre) to try and scare them into being more careful with their online persona. The only way to keep a password 100% secure is to never tell anyone.
I think this would even be a good idea for students who aren't high profile atletes. I think having a good security knowledge would be a good job skill to throw on a resume also. A company would be able to infer that that particular applicant would be less likely to cause some sort of digital house fire, and further, they would also know they wouldn't have to waste too much money or time getting the employee up to speed on their protocols
Just make the first class a requirement, not the entire semester. Getting people to understand levels of encryption and keys should be common sense.
Then again, what's the actual likelihood that more than 25% would even pay attention?
So earlier was a Facebook party and now were onto twitter for the evening. what's next? Did somebody post a picture on Mattisons myspace too?
So glad we didn't have twitter and facebook when I was in school. Heck we didn't even have cell phones.
You hide hide just one block away!
I say stuff like that to my sister's kids and they look at me like I have an arm growing out of my forehead. What really throws them for a loop are the stories of having to go outside and turn the TV aerial in the a snowstorm because my Dad was too cheap to shell out for the automatic antenna rotator. He said I was his automatic antenna rotator
Bitches are a lot like hoes.
Damn, Denard has mad game.
No, game is what you need if you're a regular dude who wants to get laid. If you can throw for 2500 yards and run for another 1700 and appear on national TV pretty much every week, you don't need game to get laid.
I ended up eating next to one of the receivers at the window counter in Quickie Burger at about one in the morning the night before the Chill, and his game (on the two sorority girls with him) was basically saying "we're going to Denard's apartment after this".
That just blows my mind. Not only does Denard not need game, Denard is game for some people.
Does anyone know h to get this to work. I tag myself and it does nothing. Went to the badger fan cam and it worked
Can someone give help to a dummy?
This is exactly why people in the spotlight shouldn't have twitter. College atheletes are one thing, because they're still kids to some extent, but politicians and the like....It's extremely unprofessional. I really didn't want to know about Denard's personal life either.
I'm just hoping it doesn't affect him on the field.
This is exactly why people in the spotlight shouldn't enter into purportedly monogamous relationships.
Not saying Denard did this, but yes you're right. For the most part, these people have way too big of egos for their own good and are scum bags.
Dark Helmet: Denard, you can see we have your defensive coordinator here, you will give us the password to your Twitter account.
King Denard: I will never!
Dark Helmet: King Denard, this is Dr. Phillip ExecutiveSearch, the best Football Coaching Consultant in the universe.
King Denard: I don't understand. My defense has already had a coaching change. It was a gift for the Brady Hoke Hiring.
Dark Helmet: No, it's not what you think. It's much, much worse. If you do not give up the password to your Twitter account, Dr. ExecutiveSearch is going to give your defense back THEIR OLD COACH!
Princess Mattison: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
King Denard: Wait! Wait! I'll tell! I'll tell!