Denardian Physics : a case for unified theory

After watching the game on Saturday, I was hit with an epiphany not unlike Einstein when he happened upon Relativity. I haven't faxed over my data to Stephen Hawkins or the guys that wrote Elegant Universe. However, i do believe that i have identified the missing piece to Unified Theory. It is the newly discovered Denardian Effect. the problem that has been snickering at physics all these years, are  the incongruities betwixt Newtonian and Quantumn Physics. Then String theory came along, but as yet has been unproven. Now with the Denardian effect we can see that mulitiplicitiescan coexist in the multiverse when Dilithium is present. Not just any dilithium mind you , but rather dilithium Nitrate. the nitrate end stabilizes the dilitium in our oxygen rich environment.the nitrate is obviously stored in the dreads.this would explain the game against Uconn.he was moving so fast in our part of the multiverse ( our side of the string) that it phase shifted the Uconn Defense to another string trapping it in a gravity well.So he was effect occupying two strings at once. This is why Matt Millen was able to call " There's six" before the play completely developed. Therefore validating string theory, and creating Unified theory. If any of you super smart science guys wanna chime in on my theory i am willing to share the Nobel Prize money with you.  P.S. if you have Stephen hawkins email  cc this post, I am sure he wants to be informed.