profitgoblue

April 1st, 2011 at 9:53 AM ^

Don't worry.  I'm suing the OP for the intentional infliction of emotion stress causing actual physical injury.  I assume many of you would like to join this lawsuit.  I hereby offer to serve as class representative in the litigation and you all can just enjoy the ride.  I hope the OP has deep pockets or a good insurance policy!!

 

michgoblue

April 1st, 2011 at 10:32 AM ^

I will volunteer to be the named plaintiff in the litigation.  I think that my story would resolate with the jury.  When I saw the title, I died in bit on the inside and almost threw up in my mouth.  That is some serious physical manifestation of emotional distress. 

profitgoblue

April 1st, 2011 at 11:09 AM ^

In an attempt to get the class certified, I hereby solicit all stories of emotional and physical distress caused by the OP. 

In my case, my heart stopped beating for about 30 seconds after reading the title of this thread, causing the destruction of what I can only assume were several of the few remaining brain cells I possess.  Does anyone know what kind of price courts have put on individual brain cells when calculating actual damanges in a physical injury case??

 

snoopblue

April 1st, 2011 at 2:05 AM ^

Even if you say so, you aren't mad that he put up false information on so-called "news and rumor board". You are mad because he fooled yo' ass. Now recognize that, and don't neg him. In fact, give him a point!

NateVolk

April 1st, 2011 at 9:02 AM ^

That was good. I agree that if you went knee injury or something severe, we could have harmed this good karma wave Michigan has been riding the last couple months. Very well played.