Denard is so fast . . .

Submitted by M-Dog on

Denard is so fast . . . he watches 60 Minutes in half an hour.

Denard is so fast . . . he can turn out the lights and be in bed before it's dark.

Denard is so fast . . . he got a speeding ticket on I-94. He was walking.

Denard is so fast . . . he leaves a vapor trail on cold days.

Denard is so fast . . . he bends time. He graduates in 1997.

Denard is so fast . . . they had to use high-speed film to take his class picture.

Denard is so fast . . . he has to use his dreadlocks as a parachute to slow down.

Denard is so fast . . . he catches rabbits during lunch. In Australia.

Denard is so fast . . . scientists measure the distance between stars in Denard-years.

Denard is so fast . . . he gives Usain Bolt a 90 meter head start in the 100 meters.

Denard is so fast . . . when he was a baby he broke the sound barrier learning to crawl.

Denard is so fast . . . you can tell how far away he is by counting the seconds until you hear thunder.

Denard is so fast . . . Cheetahs teach their young how to hunt by watching video of Denard.

Denard is so fast . . . he won the Indy 500. Without a car.

Denard is so fast . . . it takes light 8 minutes to reach the earth from the sun. Denard can do it in 4.

Denard is so fast . . . by the time you hear "Hike", he's already in the end zone.

 

Denard is so fast . . . [Your turn].

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Denard Robinson

Elno Lewis

September 8th, 2010 at 11:42 AM ^

so this kind of junk would never again appear here.

 

on second thought,  he'd have to break a lot more fangers than that.

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MaizeBrad

September 8th, 2010 at 1:30 PM ^

Denard is so fast . . . he can catch his own Hail Mary TD pass.

Denard is so fast . . . he ain't got time for this post.

Denard is so fast . . . he can knock Charlie Weis over with his sonic boom (I miss that big guy...).

Denard is so fast . . . he makes Michigan color analysts say "Whoop!"

Denard is so fast . . . there were actually three flyovers last Saturday - two were by plane, one was by Denard.

Denard is so fast . . . in three years he's going to turn blue and maize into $green$.

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